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Alice
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Nerd, artist, absolute homosexual. High femme, low stress. Books, baking, and Babylon 5. Milf-obsessed, dissociating weirdo.
Greece really do be like that sometimes
September 16, 2026 at 6:07 PM
at Delphi today, trying not to think ‘oh it’s just like Asassin’s Creed Osyssey!’ every five minutes 🙈
September 16, 2026 at 6:06 PM
you are NOT ready for how smol the tortoise I saw today was
September 16, 2026 at 6:03 PM
September 15, 2026 at 1:47 PM
I’ve been so busy recently this trip has kinda snuck up on me, so I am somewhat startled to find myself in Greece this evening, but there’s the Acropolis right there in the distance!
September 14, 2026 at 5:39 PM
as soon as you get too close, Cute Little Baby Mode is activated
September 13, 2026 at 9:32 PM
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A serious democratic society simply cannot allow this.

That's £72 million from just two men. (Both, until lately, based overseas).

The average UK earner (full-time) would have to work for over 1,800 years to raise that much.

It's a nuclear strike on any pretence at the equality of political power
Harborne has given Reform £36 million to match Delo's £36 million. The Telegraph describes it as a "show of force" from Reform's donors.

The two men's £72 million is greater than all of the spending by all political parties on the 2024 GE

www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/202...
www.telegraph.co.uk
September 12, 2026 at 11:52 AM
my secret superpower is providing a reasonable level of customer service while in intense psychic agony
September 10, 2026 at 2:39 PM
bought some National Trust scented candles from a gift shop the other day because they were on sale and maaaan they 'aint shit, as the kids say, my £1 a pop candles from IKEA are way better 🤷
September 9, 2026 at 5:18 PM
having an animated discussion with a customer about Star Trek Voyager is such an example of Just When I Thought I Was Out, This Job Pulls Me Back In
September 8, 2026 at 12:14 PM
at Chartwell this afternoon
September 6, 2026 at 4:04 PM
at Bodiam castle this morning
September 6, 2026 at 11:19 AM
my sister and I walking through a field of cows as we nervously discuss the article we both read about how many people get trampled to death by cows for no reason
September 5, 2026 at 4:22 PM
it’s a sunny day at Sissinghurst
September 5, 2026 at 4:20 PM
September 5, 2026 at 4:14 PM
me and my sister rolling up to Sissinghurst castle blasting ‘Ring of Keys’ out the car window, gay as hell of us tbh
September 5, 2026 at 10:20 AM
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Great news everyone: stuff isn’t really expensive any more. Actually it’s very cheap, you’re all rich now
September 4, 2026 at 4:47 PM
it’s one of those days when I am thinking longingly of retirement, not because it has been particularly stressful or anyone has yelled at me (yet) but because I am just SO exhausted 😩 😭😴
September 4, 2026 at 9:39 AM
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Pollution levels in London after 10 years of advancing sustainable transport.
September 3, 2026 at 10:37 AM
my upstairs neighbours have returned from a 2 month long trip and they are nice people but Oh Boy I forgot how loud that kid is 😑
September 3, 2026 at 8:03 AM
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a remarkably effective life hack: just be nice to people

it's incredible how much goodwill people will extend to you if you're pleasant to them
September 1, 2026 at 5:58 PM
had a lovely day out at the Swallowfield Show
August 30, 2026 at 4:45 PM
out of context description of me from a good friend
August 28, 2026 at 8:27 PM
August 26, 2026 at 7:15 PM