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Stephen Boatright
@stevieboatleft.bsky.social
Art Director, Video Editor, Actor, Producer, Volunteer Scallywag (He/Him)
Played Dov in FORBIDDEN CASSETTES: CONSUMMATION
www.forbiddenpod.com
Wherever it is we're going, Dolly can't join us.

But she taught us everything we'll need to know and made us feel everything we'll need to feel in order to get there.
August 25, 2026 at 6:58 PM
The Cookie Monster Muppet actually has a physical gullet so the puppeteer can shove cookie bits down his throat: STRANGE BUT TRUE

Big Bird always has exactly 666 feathers on his head, never any more or any fewer: STRANGE BUT FALSE
It's incredible how many things are STRANGE BUT TRUE. But did you know, even more things are actually STRANGE BUT FALSE?

Did you know the first microwave meal was created 40 years before the first microwave oven? STRANGE BUT FALSE!
August 24, 2026 at 7:06 PM
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Marcia Lucas and Lucille Ball. Two women to whom nerds owe a lot and their ex-husbands owe everything.
May 30, 2026 at 12:34 AM
It's wild that this joke *still* works.
I spoke to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes and he told me he was with Luigi Mangioni the whole time.
August 15, 2026 at 10:29 PM
The difference between us and them is we think Empathy must be the compass by which we steer and they're just fuckin' mean.
August 15, 2026 at 10:23 PM
I spoke to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes and he told me he was with Luigi Mangioni the whole time.
July 8, 2026 at 9:22 PM
A ridiculously expensive production of "Mr. Burns, a Post-Electric Play" starring the actual cast of the Simpsons.
Okay but

What would YOUR totally gratuitous White House lawn event be, if YOU were the mad king of a dying superpower
June 15, 2026 at 5:14 AM
This reminds me — WIDOW’S BAY on Apple TV is like if Stephen King and Michael Shur made a series together.
June 3, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Marcia Lucas and Lucille Ball. Two women to whom nerds owe a lot and their ex-husbands owe everything.
May 30, 2026 at 12:34 AM
I just want the record to reflect I’m not seeing MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE for one very specific reason and if not for that I’d be there opening weekend.
I just want the record to reflect I’m not seeing TRON: ARES for one very specific reason and if not for that I’d be there opening weekend.
May 27, 2026 at 5:34 PM
“Drowning doesn’t look like drowning“ is also an excellent metaphor for depression.
Every summer I repost this article on how to spot drowning. Please read it and pass on. In the last few years I’ve had SIX messages from people who saved a kid’s life after clicking on the link from my feed.

slate.com/technology/2...
Drowning Doesn’t Look Like Drowning
Drowning is not the violent, splashing call for help that most people expect.
slate.com
May 24, 2026 at 2:29 AM
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I did not know Colbert when I sat beside him at his desk. The first time we shook hands was just prior to this photo being taken, when I walked onto his stage and, under the applause, he asked if he had properly pronounced my last name. Which he did.
May 21, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Emotions like these are your brain’s way of using your body to let you know something’s really fucking wrong. Never apologize for them.
Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 7:38 PM
THE MUPPET SHOW was perfect. More please.
February 5, 2026 at 5:33 AM
Finished the second book today. Incredible, masterful work but IYKYK. Woof.
January 23, 2026 at 4:06 AM
I love that he’s just singing it and not performing “Chilling in the Waymo” or something.
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 7, 2025 at 1:40 AM
If I were to become famous for anything on this — the charred, smoking crater where the Internet used to be — I want it to be reminding you all that THREE AMIGOS and TO WONG FOO are the same movie.

i.e.,
October 16, 2025 at 7:02 AM
I just want the record to reflect I’m not seeing TRON: ARES for one very specific reason and if not for that I’d be there opening weekend.
October 8, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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[Leonard Cohen voice] I’ve heard there was a secret chimp
July 26, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Girl, you're rarer than a STAR TREK fan who "just didn't care for GALAXY QUEST".
July 26, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Let’s dance.
July 16, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I once shot an interview with Paris haute couture designer Christian Lacroix and the interviewer asked him about his use of such bright colors in his designs. He said the world is becoming increasingly grey and color is his weapon to fight back. That stuck with me.
July 15, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I drew a thing and I’m really happy with how it came out. One of the most relaxing, flow state-y projects I’ve encountered in a while. Gonna keep fishing in these waters for now.
July 13, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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the core idea that can radicalize people is so simple:

there is enough.

there is enough food to feed everyone. enough resources to house everyone. money and technology and medicine to stop the suffering of people around the globe.

once you accept that there's only one question:

why don't we?
July 7, 2025 at 12:57 PM