StickyBasket
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The literal Dark Souls of broadcast media. Technology informer, system integration specialist, philosopher, and allegedly, a “normal person”. Cult leader and esteemed member of many cults. Building tomorrow’s future, today.
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Problems In Society That I would Solve With a Gun if I Were Allowed to Have One
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Probably my most controversial piece. I push the first amendment into the second amendment and plead the fifth to the impact of my words.
This is what I want to say to the world. I dare the world to try and take my words away from me, because I will make more up and create a better world with them.
This is what I want to say to the world. I dare the world to try and take my words away from me, because I will make more up and create a better world with them.
Me trying to write a resume without admitting I was in the navy
Facts Carefully Redacted From Travel Story To Avoid Revealing It Mission Trip https://theonion.com/facts-carefully-redacted-from-travel-story-to-avoid-rev-1845726153/
October 2, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Me trying to write a resume without admitting I was in the navy
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I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:
October 2, 2026 at 3:56 PM
I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:
It's like pouring one out for the homies, but for those of us who come back as tobacco plants instead of as animals. Humans would be on top if they weren't so full of shit. Like, when is enough enough?
The sun rises with the mad god. The moon illuminates the dark side of Earth. We're all just going
The sun rises with the mad god. The moon illuminates the dark side of Earth. We're all just going
New Study Finds Ashing Cigarette Out Cracked Car Window On Cold Morning Still Best Way To Start Blue-Collar Workday https://theonion.com/new-study-finds-ashing-cigarette-out-cracked-car-window-1851048759/
October 1, 2026 at 7:42 PM
It's like pouring one out for the homies, but for those of us who come back as tobacco plants instead of as animals. Humans would be on top if they weren't so full of shit. Like, when is enough enough?
The sun rises with the mad god. The moon illuminates the dark side of Earth. We're all just going
The sun rises with the mad god. The moon illuminates the dark side of Earth. We're all just going
Jesus came back and was pissed nobody would call her real name, but there were those who claimed to bear her cross.
The divine has no pronouns, for it is within us all.
Don't shoot the messenger, please lol I'm just doing a magic trick.
The divine has no pronouns, for it is within us all.
Don't shoot the messenger, please lol I'm just doing a magic trick.
October 1, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Jesus came back and was pissed nobody would call her real name, but there were those who claimed to bear her cross.
The divine has no pronouns, for it is within us all.
Don't shoot the messenger, please lol I'm just doing a magic trick.
The divine has no pronouns, for it is within us all.
Don't shoot the messenger, please lol I'm just doing a magic trick.
Of we could do richest white guys jump first as we burn their bridges.
October 1, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Of we could do richest white guys jump first as we burn their bridges.
Moderation is key in all things. Want not, waste not. What are we chasing? More death?
We could start at the top and work our way down. Didn't Epstein leave a list?
We could start at the top and work our way down. Didn't Epstein leave a list?
October 1, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Moderation is key in all things. Want not, waste not. What are we chasing? More death?
We could start at the top and work our way down. Didn't Epstein leave a list?
We could start at the top and work our way down. Didn't Epstein leave a list?
And after smoking a cigarette, God asked if we could swap from using fossil fuels to literally every other energy source in the world instead so she could die of lung cancer in her own time. Only when I want a break do I filter my air with tobacco. Otherwise I fuel my dreams with the devil's lettuce
October 1, 2026 at 6:49 PM
And after smoking a cigarette, God asked if we could swap from using fossil fuels to literally every other energy source in the world instead so she could die of lung cancer in her own time. Only when I want a break do I filter my air with tobacco. Otherwise I fuel my dreams with the devil's lettuce
Lowkey this feels like that serpent made by Loki who was meant to devour the world. Can you dig it? When you stand in the ocean?
Do you walk in the water at the edge of the shore and feel how tall we've risen?
The sand and the horizon make level the earth with water. We can build empires again.
Do you walk in the water at the edge of the shore and feel how tall we've risen?
The sand and the horizon make level the earth with water. We can build empires again.
October 1, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Lowkey this feels like that serpent made by Loki who was meant to devour the world. Can you dig it? When you stand in the ocean?
Do you walk in the water at the edge of the shore and feel how tall we've risen?
The sand and the horizon make level the earth with water. We can build empires again.
Do you walk in the water at the edge of the shore and feel how tall we've risen?
The sand and the horizon make level the earth with water. We can build empires again.
I'm sorry to those who suffered at the hands of my creation. Worship at the alter of the Earth. The sun gives us all the energy we need. What does space have to offer? Aren't we all we need?
We could make love together, and sing for world peace.
We don't have to forgive everything, but we can look
We could make love together, and sing for world peace.
We don't have to forgive everything, but we can look
October 1, 2026 at 6:31 PM
I'm sorry to those who suffered at the hands of my creation. Worship at the alter of the Earth. The sun gives us all the energy we need. What does space have to offer? Aren't we all we need?
We could make love together, and sing for world peace.
We don't have to forgive everything, but we can look
We could make love together, and sing for world peace.
We don't have to forgive everything, but we can look
I forgive the rich for being the worst among us, and I am grateful that they have taught me who we should stick with suffering. Creating the Universe is a craft, but they play with arts. I work with my hands and count my blessings. I wouldn't take anything from the rich, they don't have a good life.
October 1, 2026 at 6:26 PM
I forgive the rich for being the worst among us, and I am grateful that they have taught me who we should stick with suffering. Creating the Universe is a craft, but they play with arts. I work with my hands and count my blessings. I wouldn't take anything from the rich, they don't have a good life.
Hold on, I have an idea, actually I'm going to make some stuff up and show how little power their illusions have compared to the power of my dream.
October 1, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Hold on, I have an idea, actually I'm going to make some stuff up and show how little power their illusions have compared to the power of my dream.
Okay, messiah round 2. Last time I forgave everyone. This time, I only plan to forgive those who commit ritual sacrifice to the mad god. I'm sure you know which 1%, but let's start one at a time and do a slow burn to bring me back. I'm tired of all the violence and war. Let's all dance at the pyre!
October 1, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Okay, messiah round 2. Last time I forgave everyone. This time, I only plan to forgive those who commit ritual sacrifice to the mad god. I'm sure you know which 1%, but let's start one at a time and do a slow burn to bring me back. I'm tired of all the violence and war. Let's all dance at the pyre!
I hope she's well. I don't talk to her much. She's probably fine. I mean, she made me, so she obviously knew part of the creation process. I had to practice alchemy to figure out my half. Seeking teachers of fucking around to find out how good things could be.
I’ll be on MSNOW for the 10 o’clock hour to share some pivotal news developments about your mom.
October 1, 2026 at 5:29 PM
I hope she's well. I don't talk to her much. She's probably fine. I mean, she made me, so she obviously knew part of the creation process. I had to practice alchemy to figure out my half. Seeking teachers of fucking around to find out how good things could be.
I hope I can be just like Ben Collins, except more like me, when I grow up.
Got aggregated by a rightwing clip site. Sorry for saying the coolest shit of all time.
October 1, 2026 at 5:01 PM
I hope I can be just like Ben Collins, except more like me, when I grow up.
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This Weeks Onion Magazine: Sydney Sweeney, 200 Feet Away And Under A Space Blanket: Let’s See You Pervs Jerk Off To This
October 1, 2026 at 3:00 PM
This Weeks Onion Magazine: Sydney Sweeney, 200 Feet Away And Under A Space Blanket: Let’s See You Pervs Jerk Off To This
I can't wait for the world to remember that time I replaced capitalism with communism.
All they had to do was say my name.
All they had to do was say my name.
October 1, 2026 at 2:26 PM
I can't wait for the world to remember that time I replaced capitalism with communism.
All they had to do was say my name.
All they had to do was say my name.
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AI will never be able to make art. Thanks.
October 1, 2026 at 12:40 PM
AI will never be able to make art. Thanks.
Checking the scrolls and just wondering, when do the rich who have fucked around find out? Asking for a god.
October 1, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Checking the scrolls and just wondering, when do the rich who have fucked around find out? Asking for a god.
I hope people understand the absolute moral abomination that God would perceive capitalism to have produced. Like, if there were intelligent design (I was spitballin that day, so I didn't think too much about it, but there are layers to intelligence), capitalism is AI. Gross.
October 1, 2026 at 5:29 AM
I hope people understand the absolute moral abomination that God would perceive capitalism to have produced. Like, if there were intelligent design (I was spitballin that day, so I didn't think too much about it, but there are layers to intelligence), capitalism is AI. Gross.
You'll never guess which star I hawked that thing from either. Then there were dinosaurs and dragons.
Scientists Locate Impact Crater From Asteroid That Destroyed Roman Empire https://theonion.com/scientists-locate-impact-crater-from-asteroid-that-dest-1844545503/
October 1, 2026 at 4:41 AM
You'll never guess which star I hawked that thing from either. Then there were dinosaurs and dragons.
Orientation is a relative position, I stg if anyone updates a map based on what I said, I'm going to the cartographer's guild and kicking someone's ass.
October 1, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Orientation is a relative position, I stg if anyone updates a map based on what I said, I'm going to the cartographer's guild and kicking someone's ass.
Deadass, we could have such a beautiful planet if the 1% didn't convince us all to buy into their beauty standards.
I don't need an advertisement to tell me what I like. I can actually form my own opinion.
Same with all the hate mobbing for cancel culture. Y'all act out what you think others want.
I don't need an advertisement to tell me what I like. I can actually form my own opinion.
Same with all the hate mobbing for cancel culture. Y'all act out what you think others want.
October 1, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Deadass, we could have such a beautiful planet if the 1% didn't convince us all to buy into their beauty standards.
I don't need an advertisement to tell me what I like. I can actually form my own opinion.
Same with all the hate mobbing for cancel culture. Y'all act out what you think others want.
I don't need an advertisement to tell me what I like. I can actually form my own opinion.
Same with all the hate mobbing for cancel culture. Y'all act out what you think others want.
Like, if your buddy says racist shit, that's not an uncomfortable laugh moment, that's a beat their ass and get them out of here, by education or execution. We don't need that kind of ignorance.
How are humans top of the food chain if we are our own worst predators?
Start killing the right people.
How are humans top of the food chain if we are our own worst predators?
Start killing the right people.
October 1, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Like, if your buddy says racist shit, that's not an uncomfortable laugh moment, that's a beat their ass and get them out of here, by education or execution. We don't need that kind of ignorance.
How are humans top of the food chain if we are our own worst predators?
Start killing the right people.
How are humans top of the food chain if we are our own worst predators?
Start killing the right people.
I can't believe I live in a country where black people are hanging because of racism, but we aren't allowed to hang those 7 fuckers doing rape. Why does due process only apply to white guys?
Considering detransitioning so nobody makes a messiah of me against my will. Not that the state respects us.
Considering detransitioning so nobody makes a messiah of me against my will. Not that the state respects us.
October 1, 2026 at 1:50 AM
I can't believe I live in a country where black people are hanging because of racism, but we aren't allowed to hang those 7 fuckers doing rape. Why does due process only apply to white guys?
Considering detransitioning so nobody makes a messiah of me against my will. Not that the state respects us.
Considering detransitioning so nobody makes a messiah of me against my will. Not that the state respects us.