Stona Lisa
@stonalisa.blacksky.app
Sims 🖤 Horror movies 🖤 Food 🖤 Memes 🖤 Mary Jane 🖤
♍️ | ✈️ 👩🏾⚕️ | 🔞 | Millennial
Professional yapper with pretty feet 🥰. Here to collect memes and laugh…I’m looking at your freaky posts too 👀👀
♍️ | ✈️ 👩🏾⚕️ | 🔞 | Millennial
Professional yapper with pretty feet 🥰. Here to collect memes and laugh…I’m looking at your freaky posts too 👀👀
They’ll finally tell us Mitch is dead when they run out of AI credits
August 4, 2026 at 10:30 PM
They’ll finally tell us Mitch is dead when they run out of AI credits
Reposted by Stona Lisa
Seein wassup with Nancy Reagan.
So, where Mitch at?
August 4, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Seein wassup with Nancy Reagan.
What are the requirements to be a nun or something because I’ve had enough of whatever this is. Cover my head and live in a church in the middle of nowhere.
a man with his mouth open says i 've had enough in front of a boston poster
Alt: A man walks away while throwing his hands up and saying “I’ve had enough”
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May 6, 2026 at 12:13 AM
What are the requirements to be a nun or something because I’ve had enough of whatever this is. Cover my head and live in a church in the middle of nowhere.
They’re going to have to do something about this schedule before the semester starts. I’m not about to be failing because I’m having to come in and cover lazy mfs calling out because it’s warm outside
May 5, 2026 at 9:43 PM
They’re going to have to do something about this schedule before the semester starts. I’m not about to be failing because I’m having to come in and cover lazy mfs calling out because it’s warm outside
This shit is so scary and I’m high af 😭
May 5, 2026 at 3:39 AM
This shit is so scary and I’m high af 😭
Having to go back in overnight after working my regular 8-5 because people keep fcking calling out.
May 2, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Having to go back in overnight after working my regular 8-5 because people keep fcking calling out.
Reposted by Stona Lisa
Ugh can I sit on your lap and ask how your day was run my hands over your chest
May 2, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Ugh can I sit on your lap and ask how your day was run my hands over your chest
“if you can’t feed your baby yea yea then don’t have a baby “
a man in a blue jacket and white shirt is dancing
Alt: Michael Jackson dancing across stage
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May 1, 2026 at 2:39 AM
“if you can’t feed your baby yea yea then don’t have a baby “
Fried af watching a man on TikTok stand on a stick covered in bushes.
May 1, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Fried af watching a man on TikTok stand on a stick covered in bushes.
I know IT gets tired of nurses 😭 I’m sorry I went to nursing school not computer school. I can use all the Microsoft apps, EMARs, basic shit. Anything else I’m calling yall.
a man is crying with a tear running down his face .
Alt: a man is crying with a tear running down his face
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May 1, 2026 at 1:10 AM
I know IT gets tired of nurses 😭 I’m sorry I went to nursing school not computer school. I can use all the Microsoft apps, EMARs, basic shit. Anything else I’m calling yall.
Reposted by Stona Lisa
Anywho, I graduate on Saturday 🥰. I needed this big win.
April 30, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Anywho, I graduate on Saturday 🥰. I needed this big win.
Idk why landlords think they can talk to you any kind of way. Just because you’re struggling and can’t afford to keep your property up to par doesn’t mean take it out on me. Seems like you need to get a 9-5 instead. I paid my rent up for 3 months so use that to fix shit idc figure it out.
April 30, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Idk why landlords think they can talk to you any kind of way. Just because you’re struggling and can’t afford to keep your property up to par doesn’t mean take it out on me. Seems like you need to get a 9-5 instead. I paid my rent up for 3 months so use that to fix shit idc figure it out.
Gotta stay until 7 to cover call outs 🙄 that means I’m leaving early tomorrow
April 29, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Gotta stay until 7 to cover call outs 🙄 that means I’m leaving early tomorrow
☀️ Sundays and Mondays are my Saturday and Sunday. Hit the bong and finish these Workforce Forecasting assignments so I can veg out the rest of the day
April 27, 2026 at 3:37 PM
☀️ Sundays and Mondays are my Saturday and Sunday. Hit the bong and finish these Workforce Forecasting assignments so I can veg out the rest of the day
You can enjoy Nickleback when you don’t have a hatin ass mf in your ear telling you they sound bad 😒
April 26, 2026 at 9:02 PM
You can enjoy Nickleback when you don’t have a hatin ass mf in your ear telling you they sound bad 😒
I should be somewhere shaking ass in someone’s face but I’m having to explain to a mf that’s been on this earth 20 years longer than me, in the field longer than me, basic patient safety
April 26, 2026 at 3:33 PM
I should be somewhere shaking ass in someone’s face but I’m having to explain to a mf that’s been on this earth 20 years longer than me, in the field longer than me, basic patient safety
It’s my day off and my phone is still pinging. Managing adults is like running a damn daycare. You’re an adult do your damn job or go home. I’m about to eat an edible fck
April 26, 2026 at 3:30 PM
It’s my day off and my phone is still pinging. Managing adults is like running a damn daycare. You’re an adult do your damn job or go home. I’m about to eat an edible fck
Found this yogurt at Sprouts. Think I’ll be replacing Noosa with this. It’s so delicious.
April 24, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Found this yogurt at Sprouts. Think I’ll be replacing Noosa with this. It’s so delicious.
Had too much fun this weekend now I don’t want to be at work 🫤
April 21, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Had too much fun this weekend now I don’t want to be at work 🫤
Got my events for tomorrow lined up. Trying to be fed, high and happy all day
April 19, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Got my events for tomorrow lined up. Trying to be fed, high and happy all day
Doing a Walgreens order and just realized I have money in my HSA account.
elmo from sesame street is on fire with his arms outstretched and says yes .
Alt: elmo from sesame street is standing in front of fire with his arms outstretched and says yes .
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April 19, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Doing a Walgreens order and just realized I have money in my HSA account.
Where’s a death note when you need it 🫤
April 19, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Where’s a death note when you need it 🫤
I’m getting my toes done tomorrow! I got distracted by laziness last weekend
April 17, 2026 at 3:44 PM
I’m getting my toes done tomorrow! I got distracted by laziness last weekend
My purse this morning 😭 I haven’t had anything in it
a woman is covering her face with her hands while screaming in a crowd of people .
Alt: A woman yelling
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April 17, 2026 at 2:00 PM
My purse this morning 😭 I haven’t had anything in it