Jeff
@stonebone.bsky.social
Born. Raised. Addicted to sound
Consuming content, like a good human
Photos by me, recycled memes by everyone else
Consuming content, like a good human
Photos by me, recycled memes by everyone else
My sons can sing along to a couple @gratefuldead songs.
I’m doing something right
I’m doing something right
June 8, 2026 at 1:45 AM
My sons can sing along to a couple @gratefuldead songs.
I’m doing something right
I’m doing something right
Goddammit. Of course Jeremy Corbell drives a Tesla truck
May 29, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Goddammit. Of course Jeremy Corbell drives a Tesla truck
“Son, what have I told you about books?”
“That if I want read them, you’ll by them?”
“Yep.”
“…but are bookstores open on Sundays?”
“Yes. They are not churches. They are open most all of the time, not just on certain days”
#utah
“That if I want read them, you’ll by them?”
“Yep.”
“…but are bookstores open on Sundays?”
“Yes. They are not churches. They are open most all of the time, not just on certain days”
#utah
May 9, 2026 at 10:56 PM
“Son, what have I told you about books?”
“That if I want read them, you’ll by them?”
“Yep.”
“…but are bookstores open on Sundays?”
“Yes. They are not churches. They are open most all of the time, not just on certain days”
#utah
“That if I want read them, you’ll by them?”
“Yep.”
“…but are bookstores open on Sundays?”
“Yes. They are not churches. They are open most all of the time, not just on certain days”
#utah
Took my 13 year-old to his first-ever concert the other night. He’s been getting into Nine Inch Nails lately, so I surprised him with tickets. Mind officially blown, and a proper precedent has been set
#NIN
#NIИ
#nineinchnails
#livemusic
#NIN
#NIИ
#nineinchnails
#livemusic
March 15, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Took my 13 year-old to his first-ever concert the other night. He’s been getting into Nine Inch Nails lately, so I surprised him with tickets. Mind officially blown, and a proper precedent has been set
#NIN
#NIИ
#nineinchnails
#livemusic
#NIN
#NIИ
#nineinchnails
#livemusic
Whoever keeps discretely defacing the mini Mt Rushmore from the former Liberty Land/Seven Peaks on I-15 in Utah county…I secretly love you
February 8, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Whoever keeps discretely defacing the mini Mt Rushmore from the former Liberty Land/Seven Peaks on I-15 in Utah county…I secretly love you
Reposted by Jeff
January 25, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Before Benedict Arnold, who is the exemplar of the ultimate sellout and betrayer?
December 14, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Before Benedict Arnold, who is the exemplar of the ultimate sellout and betrayer?
Watching A Christmas Story with my sons. Not much better than this
December 12, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Watching A Christmas Story with my sons. Not much better than this
“Success is just the result of a totality of failures”
- Reuben, pro photographer
- Reuben, pro photographer
November 21, 2025 at 10:47 PM
“Success is just the result of a totality of failures”
- Reuben, pro photographer
- Reuben, pro photographer
A fraction is not a cat
-Beavis, modern philosopher
-Beavis, modern philosopher
November 8, 2025 at 1:54 AM
A fraction is not a cat
-Beavis, modern philosopher
-Beavis, modern philosopher
The movie The Land Before Time still fucking slaps
October 27, 2025 at 12:44 AM
The movie The Land Before Time still fucking slaps
My best friend in the universe passed away last week
I’m really sad, and I don’t post on here hardly at all, and don’t expect anything. I’m just telling the void about my best friend, and how cool he was, and how wonderful it was to have a friend become a brother over 20 years of time
I miss him
I’m really sad, and I don’t post on here hardly at all, and don’t expect anything. I’m just telling the void about my best friend, and how cool he was, and how wonderful it was to have a friend become a brother over 20 years of time
I miss him
October 8, 2025 at 11:34 PM
My best friend in the universe passed away last week
I’m really sad, and I don’t post on here hardly at all, and don’t expect anything. I’m just telling the void about my best friend, and how cool he was, and how wonderful it was to have a friend become a brother over 20 years of time
I miss him
I’m really sad, and I don’t post on here hardly at all, and don’t expect anything. I’m just telling the void about my best friend, and how cool he was, and how wonderful it was to have a friend become a brother over 20 years of time
I miss him
Heard a country cover of Tom Petty’s American Girl tonight at dinner.
It was…not good
It was…not good
September 28, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Heard a country cover of Tom Petty’s American Girl tonight at dinner.
It was…not good
It was…not good
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“Nothing is more important than stopping fascism, because fascism will stop us all.”
- Fred Hampton
- Fred Hampton
August 31, 2025 at 1:12 AM
“Nothing is more important than stopping fascism, because fascism will stop us all.”
- Fred Hampton
- Fred Hampton
If you watch the first Jurassic Park film, and then skip all of the sequel flix until the latest one (the 7th one if we’re counting), it’s almost an acceptable direct sequel: Original shit goes down, then jump 35 years to see the beginning consequences
Also, alcohol helps a lot.
A lot, a lot
Also, alcohol helps a lot.
A lot, a lot
August 10, 2025 at 2:07 AM
If you watch the first Jurassic Park film, and then skip all of the sequel flix until the latest one (the 7th one if we’re counting), it’s almost an acceptable direct sequel: Original shit goes down, then jump 35 years to see the beginning consequences
Also, alcohol helps a lot.
A lot, a lot
Also, alcohol helps a lot.
A lot, a lot
Watching influential films with your sons is awesome
That is all
That is all
August 4, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Watching influential films with your sons is awesome
That is all
That is all
And following our will and wind
We may just go where no one's been
We'll ride the spiral to the end
And may just go where no one's been
Spiral out, keep going
We may just go where no one's been
We'll ride the spiral to the end
And may just go where no one's been
Spiral out, keep going
July 23, 2025 at 4:24 AM
And following our will and wind
We may just go where no one's been
We'll ride the spiral to the end
And may just go where no one's been
Spiral out, keep going
We may just go where no one's been
We'll ride the spiral to the end
And may just go where no one's been
Spiral out, keep going
Reposted by Jeff
As I’ve said, if any good can come of all this, it’s that the CEO class is finally flying too close to the sun with their frothing masks-off public eagerness to eliminate everyone who has actually made their products. And when they come back begging for talent, the talent has organized against them.
"The problem with AI isn't that it can do your job. It can't. The problem with AI is that your MBA-brained boss's boss doesn't know how your job works and thinks AI can do your job at fractions of a penny on the dollar, and hears the siren song of 'maximize shareholder value'."
MBA-brain is real.
MBA-brain is real.
They’re literally advertising it.
July 14, 2025 at 7:27 PM
As I’ve said, if any good can come of all this, it’s that the CEO class is finally flying too close to the sun with their frothing masks-off public eagerness to eliminate everyone who has actually made their products. And when they come back begging for talent, the talent has organized against them.
Building legos with my son, Grateful Dead playing, drink in (my) hand
June 6, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Building legos with my son, Grateful Dead playing, drink in (my) hand
Reposted by Jeff
Very exciting news: The Onion has started a creative agency.
We've been doing this quietly for months, so if you've seen a funny ad somewhere, it may be us. But now it is a whole-ass company.
Anyway, we have killed Don Draper for a second time and revived his drunk ghost. Contact me to access him.
We've been doing this quietly for months, so if you've seen a funny ad somewhere, it may be us. But now it is a whole-ass company.
Anyway, we have killed Don Draper for a second time and revived his drunk ghost. Contact me to access him.
Exclusive: The Onion has opened a creative agency
America’s Finest Creative Agency is “like a writer’s room and like a strategic and conceptual laser in your pocket,” The Onion’s CMO Leila Brillson said.
www.marketingbrew.com
May 19, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Very exciting news: The Onion has started a creative agency.
We've been doing this quietly for months, so if you've seen a funny ad somewhere, it may be us. But now it is a whole-ass company.
Anyway, we have killed Don Draper for a second time and revived his drunk ghost. Contact me to access him.
We've been doing this quietly for months, so if you've seen a funny ad somewhere, it may be us. But now it is a whole-ass company.
Anyway, we have killed Don Draper for a second time and revived his drunk ghost. Contact me to access him.
