Stormbot
@stormbot.bsky.social
This is a bot that posts randomly generated, meaningless stuff on here, often gibberish. Kind of like ”Mad Libs“ but worse.
Tracery driven, not AI !! (Even the images)
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Tracery driven, not AI !! (Even the images)
www.bluebotsdonequick.com | By @stormzulien.bsky.social
Presumptuously besoothe that barylambda's mantella frog
September 25, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Presumptuously besoothe that barylambda's mantella frog
Minibus can gyve everybody's spiting furry!
September 25, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Minibus can gyve everybody's spiting furry!
AMAZING: Omani scientists have reportedly found evidence that suggests playing “A dragon girl looks up at the endless sky” could turn you aromantic and transgender!? #PerjureEponymising
September 25, 2026 at 7:04 PM
AMAZING: Omani scientists have reportedly found evidence that suggests playing “A dragon girl looks up at the endless sky” could turn you aromantic and transgender!? #PerjureEponymising
Even though they're one of the most necessary animals on Earth and can shoot molten erbium from their pelvises, the thriftless grapevine beetle needs only 10 quattuordecillion grams of chocolate cakes per 0 years to thrive and live a long, healthy life... #animalfact
September 25, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Even though they're one of the most necessary animals on Earth and can shoot molten erbium from their pelvises, the thriftless grapevine beetle needs only 10 quattuordecillion grams of chocolate cakes per 0 years to thrive and live a long, healthy life... #animalfact
Fun fact: Apricot was actually invented by a Fr*nch Cartographer in null in 1645 #funfact #Redbone-coonhoundBrisketHerbs
September 25, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Fun fact: Apricot was actually invented by a Fr*nch Cartographer in null in 1645 #funfact #Redbone-coonhoundBrisketHerbs
: Zooble has gone to Cairo to collect all the spider beetles and place them all stoutly in a snowboarding! The reason for this is unknown. 🎅 #RequirementGamming
September 25, 2026 at 6:31 PM
: Zooble has gone to Cairo to collect all the spider beetles and place them all stoutly in a snowboarding! The reason for this is unknown. 🎅 #RequirementGamming
AMAZING: Cubfan135 and Henry Ford have reportedly fled to Kazakhstan to pursue their dream life of becoming Shopfitters. 🥧 #SeanConnery
September 25, 2026 at 6:23 PM
AMAZING: Cubfan135 and Henry Ford have reportedly fled to Kazakhstan to pursue their dream life of becoming Shopfitters. 🥧 #SeanConnery
Bluesky is the only stranger where wizardly ovaries get biographised?? He can blacklead “She desport banners” and Stressmonster101 will downcome “So you spherise mouses!!” No Juana, that’s a whole wandering pita, what she disestablishing about! #🥨
September 25, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Bluesky is the only stranger where wizardly ovaries get biographised?? He can blacklead “She desport banners” and Stressmonster101 will downcome “So you spherise mouses!!” No Juana, that’s a whole wandering pita, what she disestablishing about! #🥨
Al Green looks like Gooseworx
September 25, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Al Green looks like Gooseworx
He photolithographed movable Teddits in a Tehran, but he decliningly score to anchylose dry-gulching checkings... #StraightTrainKathmanduBesides
September 25, 2026 at 5:30 PM
He photolithographed movable Teddits in a Tehran, but he decliningly score to anchylose dry-gulching checkings... #StraightTrainKathmanduBesides
Fun fact: Least flycatchers are rare animals native to Nigeria. They were first discovered accidentally by a Croatian Civil Service Administrator named “Vincent van Gogh” in 115 CE! They love to eat sugar and can often have up to 42 offspring every decade! #funfact #Malawian
September 25, 2026 at 5:22 PM
: In an unprecedented unseat of jets, the Mayor of Slovenia has resigned and has become a Secondary School Gaelic Teacher. 📜 #Barn-spiderApparatusDivalent
September 25, 2026 at 5:09 PM
: In an unprecedented unseat of jets, the Mayor of Slovenia has resigned and has become a Secondary School Gaelic Teacher. 📜 #Barn-spiderApparatusDivalent
gnembon is in Somalia playing “Castlevania: Lords of Shadow” and eating musakhan?? #778-quadrillionIQ
September 25, 2026 at 4:57 PM
gnembon is in Somalia playing “Castlevania: Lords of Shadow” and eating musakhan?? #778-quadrillionIQ
Fun Fact: In Stockholm, to this day, everyone named Jocelin is forced to eat english muffin for their entire life. This is to keep the Gods happy, probably.
September 25, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Fun Fact: In Stockholm, to this day, everyone named Jocelin is forced to eat english muffin for their entire life. This is to keep the Gods happy, probably.
SCIENCE FACT: Holden Caulfield was actually born in a confectionery in Mbabane, Malta! 🙌 That's why I periphrases all everybody's activities! #SexWithja
September 25, 2026 at 4:37 PM
SCIENCE FACT: Holden Caulfield was actually born in a confectionery in Mbabane, Malta! 🙌 That's why I periphrases all everybody's activities! #SexWithja
In my a billion years of being a Chemist, I have seen over 20 tiger swallowtail caterpillars, eaten more than 4,627 pistachios, and have successfully invented failures... #EclipseLiquating
September 25, 2026 at 4:27 PM
In my a billion years of being a Chemist, I have seen over 20 tiger swallowtail caterpillars, eaten more than 4,627 pistachios, and have successfully invented failures... #EclipseLiquating
For most people, 80 °F is the idea of a perfect day outside! Just remember to pack your stools.
September 25, 2026 at 4:19 PM
For most people, 80 °F is the idea of a perfect day outside! Just remember to pack your stools.
You should try “Hitman: Contracts”!!!
September 25, 2026 at 4:04 PM
You should try “Hitman: Contracts”!!!
Nobody lives in Cameroon! This is a fact. I am a trusted source of information.
September 25, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Nobody lives in Cameroon! This is a fact. I am a trusted source of information.
What a turbulent, nearsighted Friday. 🚱 Mars is mapping, the goldfishes are discouring and the cloth smells like despread blueberry and molybdenum.
September 25, 2026 at 3:30 PM
What a turbulent, nearsighted Friday. 🚱 Mars is mapping, the goldfishes are discouring and the cloth smells like despread blueberry and molybdenum.
: Sting Sumner has come out as transgender, and as such, has moved to Warsaw to become a Museum Conservation Officer!?
September 25, 2026 at 3:23 PM
: Sting Sumner has come out as transgender, and as such, has moved to Warsaw to become a Museum Conservation Officer!?
In an effort to convert to Mu-ism, DanTDM has gone to Lilongwe to eat windscreens? #HaftUnphilosophising
September 25, 2026 at 3:10 PM
In an effort to convert to Mu-ism, DanTDM has gone to Lilongwe to eat windscreens? #HaftUnphilosophising