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I know I ask for this at least once a year, but can some nice historian reassure me that the world has ALWAYS been this stupid?
September 18, 2026 at 7:59 PM
I know I ask for this at least once a year, but can some nice historian reassure me that the world has ALWAYS been this stupid?
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What's your sign?
July 27, 2026 at 11:35 AM
What's your sign?
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It has been criminally underreported but Kelsey Pfendler has just rowed solo across the Pacific Ocean from the US coast to Hawaii in record time. A 2,400-mile unsupported journey in 43 days, 17 hours, and 55 minutes. Notably beating the Men’s record by 9 whole days.
July 8, 2026 at 2:18 PM
It has been criminally underreported but Kelsey Pfendler has just rowed solo across the Pacific Ocean from the US coast to Hawaii in record time. A 2,400-mile unsupported journey in 43 days, 17 hours, and 55 minutes. Notably beating the Men’s record by 9 whole days.
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I like that Charlotte Brontë was basically telling a soapy saga about how the world is a hard and complicated place and sometimes Shit Happens, and Jane Austen is just like, “I’ve met the worst and simultaneously most boring people you can imagine. Hunker down, let me tell you all about them.”
May 31, 2026 at 4:27 AM
I like that Charlotte Brontë was basically telling a soapy saga about how the world is a hard and complicated place and sometimes Shit Happens, and Jane Austen is just like, “I’ve met the worst and simultaneously most boring people you can imagine. Hunker down, let me tell you all about them.”
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Fish Doorbell is back!!
March 2, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Fish Doorbell is back!!
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December 3, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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ZOMG LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE SHALE
Okay, so the Burgess Shale is a fossil bed in British Columbia that contains a whole bunch of fossils of weirdass creatures from the Cambrian era, over 500 million years ago. But the great thing about the shale is that it has fossilized SOFT PARTS!
Okay, so the Burgess Shale is a fossil bed in British Columbia that contains a whole bunch of fossils of weirdass creatures from the Cambrian era, over 500 million years ago. But the great thing about the shale is that it has fossilized SOFT PARTS!
November 14, 2025 at 1:12 AM
ZOMG LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE SHALE
Okay, so the Burgess Shale is a fossil bed in British Columbia that contains a whole bunch of fossils of weirdass creatures from the Cambrian era, over 500 million years ago. But the great thing about the shale is that it has fossilized SOFT PARTS!
Okay, so the Burgess Shale is a fossil bed in British Columbia that contains a whole bunch of fossils of weirdass creatures from the Cambrian era, over 500 million years ago. But the great thing about the shale is that it has fossilized SOFT PARTS!
![3-panel comic. (1) PERSON WITH SHORT HAIR to Person 2: Shining laser pointers at planes is a federal crime. It’s incredibly dangerous. PERSON 2: Oh, because it can blind the pilot? SHORT HAIR: That’s one reason… (2) [Laser pointed at flying airplane] (3) [Cat close to the size of the plane pouncing on airplane and taking it down]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreicdr4m3a7s2i232wlvcu7dkwytnrh3tlqfbojtmyg3pzr7a6ibxra)
July 1, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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I did say the thing!
June 25, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I did say the thing!
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Thinking you might appreciate this one. 😉
May 20, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Thinking you might appreciate this one. 😉
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you know the rule
eight years ago today we all watched the glory of zendaya falling madly in love with tom holland and the internet was never the same
May 7, 2025 at 1:52 PM
you know the rule
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And if you take any of these, add ‘utterly’ before and ‘ed’ onto the end of the word, you get an expression for being drunk
If you want to insult someone in England you can just put words like “utter,” “total,” or “Grade A” before pretty much any inanimate object. Here are ten to get you started…
10. Parcel
9. Walnut
8. Flannel
7. Donut
6. Rocket
5. Helmet
4. Pancake
3. Hoop
2. Plum
1. Wet wipe
10. Parcel
9. Walnut
8. Flannel
7. Donut
6. Rocket
5. Helmet
4. Pancake
3. Hoop
2. Plum
1. Wet wipe
April 24, 2025 at 11:56 AM
And if you take any of these, add ‘utterly’ before and ‘ed’ onto the end of the word, you get an expression for being drunk
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This looks like something I'd see on a Local 58 style video @krisstraub.com
March 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
This looks like something I'd see on a Local 58 style video @krisstraub.com
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I've seen folks ask - how do we fix this? In the US, in the world, in our politics, in our culture?
The right is on the warpath, worldwide. We're watching the 20th century's wins be dismantled, actively - what can we do about that?
My answer - the same things we did to win them in the first place.
The right is on the warpath, worldwide. We're watching the 20th century's wins be dismantled, actively - what can we do about that?
My answer - the same things we did to win them in the first place.
March 14, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I've seen folks ask - how do we fix this? In the US, in the world, in our politics, in our culture?
The right is on the warpath, worldwide. We're watching the 20th century's wins be dismantled, actively - what can we do about that?
My answer - the same things we did to win them in the first place.
The right is on the warpath, worldwide. We're watching the 20th century's wins be dismantled, actively - what can we do about that?
My answer - the same things we did to win them in the first place.
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In fairness, “you can make millions of individual molecules but there are 13 that you need but can’t make so let’s outsource their production to plants. Also, it’s actually 12…you can make one of the vitamins…as long as the sun’s rays touch your skin like you yourself are a plant” does sound fake.
I’m sorry but vitamins sound fake
January 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
In fairness, “you can make millions of individual molecules but there are 13 that you need but can’t make so let’s outsource their production to plants. Also, it’s actually 12…you can make one of the vitamins…as long as the sun’s rays touch your skin like you yourself are a plant” does sound fake.
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If we did AART as a musical this would be Miranda’s charm song.
February 11, 2025 at 4:13 PM
If we did AART as a musical this would be Miranda’s charm song.