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i want mydei to have jiggle physics. i think male characters should have jiggle physics too. it’s equality. some of these men have bigger tits than i do and you’re telling me they don’t jiggle at all as they run around while braless? i do not buy it
my tits look fucking amazing in this top
January 29, 2026 at 4:22 PM
my tits look fucking amazing in this top
add dexter morgan to my unholy sandwich. and chris redfield, charles smith, carlos oliveira… fill me up
December 29, 2025 at 5:17 PM
add dexter morgan to my unholy sandwich. and chris redfield, charles smith, carlos oliveira… fill me up
arthur morgan, joel miller, 50 yr old leon kennedy. put me in the middle of that and i’ll create seven new deadly sins all related to lust
December 27, 2025 at 12:41 PM
arthur morgan, joel miller, 50 yr old leon kennedy. put me in the middle of that and i’ll create seven new deadly sins all related to lust
i love how playful the emperor is and i hate how people diminish his character to him being inherently bad for deceiving us when it’s pretty clear that he matches the player’s energy
December 23, 2025 at 1:14 AM
i love how playful the emperor is and i hate how people diminish his character to him being inherently bad for deceiving us when it’s pretty clear that he matches the player’s energy
why do they never learn just because i bottle it all up doesnt mean im not still autistic it means im also exhausted from masking all hte fucking time because i didnt get diagnosef until i was 21 so i know no other way and no one fucking unedstands that when i say im fine it means LEAVE ME TF ALONE
December 21, 2025 at 2:17 PM
why do they never learn just because i bottle it all up doesnt mean im not still autistic it means im also exhausted from masking all hte fucking time because i didnt get diagnosef until i was 21 so i know no other way and no one fucking unedstands that when i say im fine it means LEAVE ME TF ALONE
what is the poijt ofbuying presents if someone else is gonna wrap them for me without fucking asking first bro im trying not to have an autistic moment but maybe i should since everyone in this fucking house seems lto forget i have a fucking disability that fucking disables me
December 21, 2025 at 2:11 PM
what is the poijt ofbuying presents if someone else is gonna wrap them for me without fucking asking first bro im trying not to have an autistic moment but maybe i should since everyone in this fucking house seems lto forget i have a fucking disability that fucking disables me
im not even a combat player bro im a story player and somehow the storytelling has become so tedious that when i do log in, it’s to play currency wars and other endgame content on mute while watching a show lol
December 20, 2025 at 6:48 PM
im not even a combat player bro im a story player and somehow the storytelling has become so tedious that when i do log in, it’s to play currency wars and other endgame content on mute while watching a show lol
k so i already didnt really gaf about amphoreus’ recent story updates and yes maybe it was because there was a lack of welt content but finding out that welt’s va is being replaced for seemingly no reason is lowkey the final straw like im abt to fully drop this game
December 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
k so i already didnt really gaf about amphoreus’ recent story updates and yes maybe it was because there was a lack of welt content but finding out that welt’s va is being replaced for seemingly no reason is lowkey the final straw like im abt to fully drop this game
when welt comes on screen so do i
November 20, 2025 at 12:01 AM
when welt comes on screen so do i
very disappointing that blackwall’s romance didn’t give me a single shot of his big hairy girthy cock bc i know it absolutely is . all i got was my own inquisitor‘s tits as if i can’t just look down my shirt at any given moment
November 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
very disappointing that blackwall’s romance didn’t give me a single shot of his big hairy girthy cock bc i know it absolutely is . all i got was my own inquisitor‘s tits as if i can’t just look down my shirt at any given moment
i take very important screenshots of this game
November 19, 2025 at 11:57 PM
i take very important screenshots of this game
might be controversial take but bg3 animations seem so rigid and awkward, particularly ones that involve characters coming into contact with each other, while rdr2‘s characters have more natural and fluid movements
November 9, 2025 at 10:52 AM
might be controversial take but bg3 animations seem so rigid and awkward, particularly ones that involve characters coming into contact with each other, while rdr2‘s characters have more natural and fluid movements
thomas fingered jesus in front of the other apostles bro was freaky as hell for that
November 3, 2025 at 6:00 PM
thomas fingered jesus in front of the other apostles bro was freaky as hell for that
i do love making fun of christians
November 3, 2025 at 5:59 PM
i do love making fun of christians
if jd vance really wanted his wife to be a christian... why didn’t he just marry one then…? bro married a hindu knowingly and now goes on to dismiss her entire faith (typical christian) and admit that he doesn’t actually have any respect for her religion and awaits the day she converts
November 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM
if jd vance really wanted his wife to be a christian... why didn’t he just marry one then…? bro married a hindu knowingly and now goes on to dismiss her entire faith (typical christian) and admit that he doesn’t actually have any respect for her religion and awaits the day she converts
tbh it was pretty funny when people were saying the name charlotte sounded too “american” for a fontaine character. brother i’m pretty sure that name is older than the usa but ok
November 1, 2025 at 11:30 PM
tbh it was pretty funny when people were saying the name charlotte sounded too “american” for a fontaine character. brother i’m pretty sure that name is older than the usa but ok
ill suck the tuberculosis out of arthur morgan trust
October 31, 2025 at 11:01 AM
ill suck the tuberculosis out of arthur morgan trust
molly and sadie, tilly and mary beth. i love rdr2 yuri. and i love my vandermatthews yaoi. those two are gay as hell bro they should have kissed
October 28, 2025 at 2:11 PM
molly and sadie, tilly and mary beth. i love rdr2 yuri. and i love my vandermatthews yaoi. those two are gay as hell bro they should have kissed
microsoft access you are the bane of my existence
October 28, 2025 at 8:52 AM
microsoft access you are the bane of my existence
as someone with an english language degree, a fun thing about (re)playing games set in the past is hearing words that did not exist until much later. for example, hearing the word ‘ableism’ in ac syndicate (set in 1868) when that word wasn’t coined until over a hundred years later
October 25, 2025 at 11:59 PM
as someone with an english language degree, a fun thing about (re)playing games set in the past is hearing words that did not exist until much later. for example, hearing the word ‘ableism’ in ac syndicate (set in 1868) when that word wasn’t coined until over a hundred years later
idc what the tier lists say. ashe is the strongest archer. give him a horse and he goes crazy
October 5, 2025 at 11:52 AM
idc what the tier lists say. ashe is the strongest archer. give him a horse and he goes crazy
dedue is so underappreciated man. like thats my husband who likes flowers and gardening
October 5, 2025 at 11:50 AM
dedue is so underappreciated man. like thats my husband who likes flowers and gardening
fine ill do the black eagles route to see if my unbridled hatred for edelgard is actuslly not justified
October 5, 2025 at 10:45 AM
fine ill do the black eagles route to see if my unbridled hatred for edelgard is actuslly not justified
if u prefer clean shaven arthur morgan dni
September 27, 2025 at 4:49 PM
if u prefer clean shaven arthur morgan dni
me wanting a tall s/o isnt even like a crazy thing to want bc anyone over like 170cm is tall to me. honestly not even that, if i have to look up at you youre tall congratulations
September 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM
me wanting a tall s/o isnt even like a crazy thing to want bc anyone over like 170cm is tall to me. honestly not even that, if i have to look up at you youre tall congratulations