Dan Johnson
@sudocrushms.bsky.social
Principal Systems Engineer, pool player, bike rider, head banger, general nerd.
A couple friend's dads had severe health emergencies lately and have come out of them miraculously healthy, so I gotta say...
October 5, 2026 at 4:24 PM
A couple friend's dads had severe health emergencies lately and have come out of them miraculously healthy, so I gotta say...
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Trump and Stephen Miller’s ICE is out of control.
Alex Pretti, a brave American and nurse, was protecting his community when ICE agents shot and killed him. Stephen Miller then tried to smear his name and lie about his death. What else is he lying about?
Alex Pretti, a brave American and nurse, was protecting his community when ICE agents shot and killed him. Stephen Miller then tried to smear his name and lie about his death. What else is he lying about?
October 5, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Trump and Stephen Miller’s ICE is out of control.
Alex Pretti, a brave American and nurse, was protecting his community when ICE agents shot and killed him. Stephen Miller then tried to smear his name and lie about his death. What else is he lying about?
Alex Pretti, a brave American and nurse, was protecting his community when ICE agents shot and killed him. Stephen Miller then tried to smear his name and lie about his death. What else is he lying about?
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This should be so obvious that it doesn’t need to be said, but given what kind of weekend it’s been on here, apparently it does:
If you don’t want old rapists running the world, in office, in the board room, making decisions for all of us
get comfortable with “ruining” young rapists’ lives
If you don’t want old rapists running the world, in office, in the board room, making decisions for all of us
get comfortable with “ruining” young rapists’ lives
October 5, 2026 at 1:17 AM
This should be so obvious that it doesn’t need to be said, but given what kind of weekend it’s been on here, apparently it does:
If you don’t want old rapists running the world, in office, in the board room, making decisions for all of us
get comfortable with “ruining” young rapists’ lives
If you don’t want old rapists running the world, in office, in the board room, making decisions for all of us
get comfortable with “ruining” young rapists’ lives
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I will vote, make calls, knock doors, take up arms for whoever destroys the online gambling industry
September 27, 2026 at 7:39 PM
I will vote, make calls, knock doors, take up arms for whoever destroys the online gambling industry
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Part of why I don't like the AI-or-bust economy is the constant flopsweat of people on the news who say this HAS to work. Quit making everyone so anxious. Goddamn. If this is the next Google then why are you acting like this? I don't remember being told to buy an iPhone at gunpoint.
October 4, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Part of why I don't like the AI-or-bust economy is the constant flopsweat of people on the news who say this HAS to work. Quit making everyone so anxious. Goddamn. If this is the next Google then why are you acting like this? I don't remember being told to buy an iPhone at gunpoint.
Oh boy. This could be a biggun.
October 4, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Oh boy. This could be a biggun.
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Every time he says something completely insane or incoherent and the media basically ignores it, they look more and more disingenuous for acting like Biden was some doddering old fool and I am so fucking sick of it.
October 4, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Every time he says something completely insane or incoherent and the media basically ignores it, they look more and more disingenuous for acting like Biden was some doddering old fool and I am so fucking sick of it.
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Restaurants are warning that the tariffs Ken Paxton supports could end free chips and salsa.
October 3, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Restaurants are warning that the tariffs Ken Paxton supports could end free chips and salsa.
Said it before and I'll say it again:
AI may be the death of us, but it will be FAR more stupid than any sci-fi writer could ever dream.
AI may be the death of us, but it will be FAR more stupid than any sci-fi writer could ever dream.
October 4, 2026 at 5:12 AM
Said it before and I'll say it again:
AI may be the death of us, but it will be FAR more stupid than any sci-fi writer could ever dream.
AI may be the death of us, but it will be FAR more stupid than any sci-fi writer could ever dream.
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Halloween is coming. You don’t have to go to a “trunk-or-treat” event in Seattle!
You can close your neighborhood street to through-traffic – for free!
Trick-or-Streets permits are free and easy to get. Join here: seattle.gov/transportation/trick-or-streets
You can close your neighborhood street to through-traffic – for free!
Trick-or-Streets permits are free and easy to get. Join here: seattle.gov/transportation/trick-or-streets
October 1, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Halloween is coming. You don’t have to go to a “trunk-or-treat” event in Seattle!
You can close your neighborhood street to through-traffic – for free!
Trick-or-Streets permits are free and easy to get. Join here: seattle.gov/transportation/trick-or-streets
You can close your neighborhood street to through-traffic – for free!
Trick-or-Streets permits are free and easy to get. Join here: seattle.gov/transportation/trick-or-streets
Shocker to probably no one: anxiety is fucking exhausting...
October 3, 2026 at 5:44 AM
Shocker to probably no one: anxiety is fucking exhausting...
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State officials are assisting local authorities to find those responsible after a shooting outside the Eden Prairie football game.
No homecoming, in any community, should be disrupted by gun violence. Minnesotans are keeping students and families in our thoughts tonight.
No homecoming, in any community, should be disrupted by gun violence. Minnesotans are keeping students and families in our thoughts tonight.
October 3, 2026 at 4:06 AM
State officials are assisting local authorities to find those responsible after a shooting outside the Eden Prairie football game.
No homecoming, in any community, should be disrupted by gun violence. Minnesotans are keeping students and families in our thoughts tonight.
No homecoming, in any community, should be disrupted by gun violence. Minnesotans are keeping students and families in our thoughts tonight.
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O barbarous and bloody spectacle!
October 1, 2026 at 2:57 AM
O barbarous and bloody spectacle!
Capital punishment is cruel and wrong and I will not be accepting arguments.
Update: Christa Pike still alive after administered execution drugs, attorneys say. www.tennessean.com/story/news...
www.tennessean.com
October 1, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Capital punishment is cruel and wrong and I will not be accepting arguments.
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Minneapolis police have identified a 15-year-old and a 19-year-old killed in an early morning crash Tuesday involving a stolen car. The name of the third person who died has not been released.
Police release names of 2 of 3 people who died in Minneapolis crash
Police said the people who died were in a stolen Hyundai Elantra that was traveling at a high rate of speed on Southeast Fourth Street near the bridge over Interstate 35W when it collided with a semi ...
www.mprnews.org
October 1, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Minneapolis police have identified a 15-year-old and a 19-year-old killed in an early morning crash Tuesday involving a stolen car. The name of the third person who died has not been released.
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Minnesotans have not forgotten the violence that the Trump Administration brought to our streets.
We will continue to seek accountability and justice.
We will continue to seek accountability and justice.
"What happened in Minnesota was not an accident," a former ICE official said.
What led to Operation Metro Surge? A truth commission hearing was held in Rochester to answer that question
www.postbulletin.com
September 30, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Minnesotans have not forgotten the violence that the Trump Administration brought to our streets.
We will continue to seek accountability and justice.
We will continue to seek accountability and justice.
17 days without my big girl. Longest I've ever been without my truck since I picked her up on 10/13/15.
She's done. We're just waiting for the tune so the shop can fire up the new Hemi and finish some stuff.
LITERALLY JUST WAITING FOR AN EMAIL!!!
She's done. We're just waiting for the tune so the shop can fire up the new Hemi and finish some stuff.
LITERALLY JUST WAITING FOR AN EMAIL!!!
September 30, 2026 at 4:28 AM
17 days without my big girl. Longest I've ever been without my truck since I picked her up on 10/13/15.
She's done. We're just waiting for the tune so the shop can fire up the new Hemi and finish some stuff.
LITERALLY JUST WAITING FOR AN EMAIL!!!
She's done. We're just waiting for the tune so the shop can fire up the new Hemi and finish some stuff.
LITERALLY JUST WAITING FOR AN EMAIL!!!
Hey, look what hairball when you put incompetent buffoons in charge.
The FDA has announced a recall of 1.7 million pounds of sugar due to contamination with allergens.
September 30, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Hey, look what hairball when you put incompetent buffoons in charge.
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“ME TOO went too far” said the country that re-elected a rapist.
September 30, 2026 at 3:02 AM
“ME TOO went too far” said the country that re-elected a rapist.
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Time for this classic again.
September 30, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Time for this classic again.
Just noting that capital punishment is wrong for many reasons.
NEWS: SCOTUS won't stop Florida from killing Curtis Beasley today.
There were no noted dissents.
If Florida proceeds, it will be the state's 16th execution this year and the 29th across the nation.
There were no noted dissents.
If Florida proceeds, it will be the state's 16th execution this year and the 29th across the nation.
September 30, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Just noting that capital punishment is wrong for many reasons.
Maybe it's me?
Start paying attention to basketball and enjoying fun Lynx and Wolves teams and they tip over.
Always been a Whitecaps/Frost fan and same.
Go to a bunch of Loons matches and the team implodes.
It's....it's me, isn't it?
Sorry everyone.
Start paying attention to basketball and enjoying fun Lynx and Wolves teams and they tip over.
Always been a Whitecaps/Frost fan and same.
Go to a bunch of Loons matches and the team implodes.
It's....it's me, isn't it?
Sorry everyone.
September 30, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Maybe it's me?
Start paying attention to basketball and enjoying fun Lynx and Wolves teams and they tip over.
Always been a Whitecaps/Frost fan and same.
Go to a bunch of Loons matches and the team implodes.
It's....it's me, isn't it?
Sorry everyone.
Start paying attention to basketball and enjoying fun Lynx and Wolves teams and they tip over.
Always been a Whitecaps/Frost fan and same.
Go to a bunch of Loons matches and the team implodes.
It's....it's me, isn't it?
Sorry everyone.