superastrofemme
@superastrofemme.bsky.social
I blew out my knee jazzercising.
Pinned
Slapping a Made In Canada sticker on that ass
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I just signed an executive order to add the letter u to the american spelling of color, flavor and neighbor
August 27, 2026 at 9:56 PM
I just signed an executive order to add the letter u to the american spelling of color, flavor and neighbor
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He’s a 10 but that’s the air quality index
July 17, 2026 at 2:29 PM
He’s a 10 but that’s the air quality index
Gossip, restaurant patio style:
June 26, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Gossip, restaurant patio style:
Okay but seriously you're saying you don't have an emergency pack of tissue paper in the glove compartment?
June 6, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Okay but seriously you're saying you don't have an emergency pack of tissue paper in the glove compartment?
Happiest of birthdays to @supbaby.bsky.social - the very best grocery store husband a woman could ever ask for ❤️
June 5, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Happiest of birthdays to @supbaby.bsky.social - the very best grocery store husband a woman could ever ask for ❤️
Not the type of woman whose week starts on sunday
April 3, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Not the type of woman whose week starts on sunday
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So we skeet on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past BEARDED CLAMS
April 3, 2026 at 11:37 PM
So we skeet on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past BEARDED CLAMS
them: embrace the divine feminine
me: Okey dokey
me: Okey dokey
April 3, 2026 at 1:21 AM
them: embrace the divine feminine
me: Okey dokey
me: Okey dokey
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Going to the crossroads to sell my soul in exchange for fucking winter to end
April 2, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Going to the crossroads to sell my soul in exchange for fucking winter to end
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Just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him when it's going to fucking stop fucking snowing
March 27, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him when it's going to fucking stop fucking snowing
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Lots of mentally stable women get up at 3am on a Sunday and start doing a massive closet purge. Perfectly cromulent behaviour
March 22, 2026 at 11:04 AM
Lots of mentally stable women get up at 3am on a Sunday and start doing a massive closet purge. Perfectly cromulent behaviour
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Somehow, I ended up here while looking for a decent quality linseed oil-based glazing compound. The trauma dumping is a value-add
March 14, 2026 at 12:44 PM
Somehow, I ended up here while looking for a decent quality linseed oil-based glazing compound. The trauma dumping is a value-add
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shout out to everyone who came before me and figured out what was edible. they did great
March 9, 2026 at 12:14 AM
shout out to everyone who came before me and figured out what was edible. they did great
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I want to see the charcuterie board before I get into the van.
March 5, 2026 at 10:36 PM
I want to see the charcuterie board before I get into the van.
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Please, my cheekbones, are very high *handsomely hits blunt
March 7, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Please, my cheekbones, are very high *handsomely hits blunt
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Today is as good a day as any to take down the Christmas tree
March 8, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Today is as good a day as any to take down the Christmas tree
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wearing my women in stem t-shirt on international women’s day to celebrate the fact that i was given that and a reusable water bottle instead of equal pay
March 8, 2026 at 5:56 PM
wearing my women in stem t-shirt on international women’s day to celebrate the fact that i was given that and a reusable water bottle instead of equal pay
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I should be able to claim my cats as dependents on my taxes
February 28, 2026 at 5:36 PM
I should be able to claim my cats as dependents on my taxes
With enough time and dedication you too could have an instagram feed that is mostly just different ways to cook potatoes
February 25, 2026 at 2:47 AM
With enough time and dedication you too could have an instagram feed that is mostly just different ways to cook potatoes
It's been a two toaster strudel kind of day
January 10, 2026 at 5:22 AM
It's been a two toaster strudel kind of day
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I’d like a food blog without recipes. Just stories of self-empowerment that somehow lead to butternut squash risotto.
January 2, 2026 at 9:31 PM
I’d like a food blog without recipes. Just stories of self-empowerment that somehow lead to butternut squash risotto.
I'll put a dutch baby in you, baby
January 2, 2026 at 2:51 PM
I'll put a dutch baby in you, baby
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Like the huckleberry, I can tolerate shade but fruit better in dappled light
December 27, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Like the huckleberry, I can tolerate shade but fruit better in dappled light
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In Maine it’s legal to beat someone with a lead window sash weight if they’re encroaching on your blood worm territory
December 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
In Maine it’s legal to beat someone with a lead window sash weight if they’re encroaching on your blood worm territory