Dystopigumby
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Dystopigumby
@superba.bsky.social
· Feb 25
ENTERPRISE MEAL LOG:
LIEUTENANT CORVIN:
STARDATE 5206.3 ‐ POTATO WITH BUTTER
STARDATE 5206.4 - MASHED POTATO
STARDATE 5206.5 - BAKED POTATO
STARDATE 5206.6 - MASHED POTATO
STARDATE 5206.7 - POMMES DAUPHINE
STARDATE 5206.8 - MASHED POTATO
LIEUTENANT CORVIN:
STARDATE 5206.3 ‐ POTATO WITH BUTTER
STARDATE 5206.4 - MASHED POTATO
STARDATE 5206.5 - BAKED POTATO
STARDATE 5206.6 - MASHED POTATO
STARDATE 5206.7 - POMMES DAUPHINE
STARDATE 5206.8 - MASHED POTATO
But doctor, my interview is with iced coffee
September 25, 2026 at 7:15 PM
But doctor, my interview is with iced coffee
Showing up to an interview and giving the interviewer an iced smirnoff
September 25, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Showing up to an interview and giving the interviewer an iced smirnoff
Showing up to an interview with an iced beer and getting a different set of questions
September 25, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Showing up to an interview with an iced beer and getting a different set of questions
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Maybe you’re feeling depressed about the state of the world but hey. Jose Canseco is antifa now so, yanno, there’s like hope
September 25, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Maybe you’re feeling depressed about the state of the world but hey. Jose Canseco is antifa now so, yanno, there’s like hope
Cha
Son of Cha
Cha Returns
Beyond Cha
Son of Cha
Cha Returns
Beyond Cha
September 25, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Cha
Son of Cha
Cha Returns
Beyond Cha
Son of Cha
Cha Returns
Beyond Cha
Crazy people are still buying arenado jerseys
The top-selling jerseys of the mlb have been released. Ohtani, Judge and PCA on the medal stand.
September 25, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Crazy people are still buying arenado jerseys
Bringing two cases to an interview and challenging the interviewer to a case race
September 25, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Bringing two cases to an interview and challenging the interviewer to a case race
Not all whom run the gauntlet survive
September 25, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Not all whom run the gauntlet survive
Maklemoreian jihad
September 25, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Maklemoreian jihad
Writing personal apology letters to all the surviving family members of the graves I drove over while mowing the cemetery
September 25, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Writing personal apology letters to all the surviving family members of the graves I drove over while mowing the cemetery
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Homeland S4 is getting wild. Carrie banging pakistani college students
September 25, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Homeland S4 is getting wild. Carrie banging pakistani college students
Walking into work: all filler, no killer
September 24, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Walking into work: all filler, no killer
Its called a helicopter. Well, I call it a whirley bird, maybe we'll vote on it. See that thing spins, but you don't spin, its really something. They won't let me drive it
i once again ask what in the hell is going on with Trump's huge ass and the contraption he has on it
September 24, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Its called a helicopter. Well, I call it a whirley bird, maybe we'll vote on it. See that thing spins, but you don't spin, its really something. They won't let me drive it
"One day I had to pump gas -- it was a few years ago" is really sending me for some reason. Maybe its just the massive out of touchness
Ezra Klein asked Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang about AI making kids worse at math and reading. Huang’s reply: “Does it matter?”
Then he said he doesn’t know his own address or phone number. “We’re going to lose some fine intellectual dexterity.” www.nytimes.com/2026/09/23/o...
Then he said he doesn’t know his own address or phone number. “We’re going to lose some fine intellectual dexterity.” www.nytimes.com/2026/09/23/o...
September 24, 2026 at 4:25 PM
"One day I had to pump gas -- it was a few years ago" is really sending me for some reason. Maybe its just the massive out of touchness
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Learning about this weird right wing funded Jair bolsonaro movie starring Jim caviezel
www.washingtonpost.com/world/2026/0...
www.washingtonpost.com/world/2026/0...
U.S.-Brazilian film to promote Bolsonaro becomes a problem for his son
Flávio Bolsonaro, running for president, sought millions for “Dark Horse” from a banker who is under investigation for an alleged multibillion dollar fraud.
www.washingtonpost.com
September 23, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Learning about this weird right wing funded Jair bolsonaro movie starring Jim caviezel
www.washingtonpost.com/world/2026/0...
www.washingtonpost.com/world/2026/0...
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Old bay cornered the market on lids decades ago. You can't argue that spicely organics jars are superior when you still have to twist off a lid occasionally.
Old bay cornered the market on lids decades ago. You can't argue that spicely organics jars are superior when you still have to twist off a lid occasionally.
September 24, 2026 at 12:52 AM
--> reply to seasoned_guru_01
Old bay cornered the market on lids decades ago. You can't argue that spicely organics jars are superior when you still have to twist off a lid occasionally.
Old bay cornered the market on lids decades ago. You can't argue that spicely organics jars are superior when you still have to twist off a lid occasionally.
Ben Rice has forty (40) homeruns?lmao good for you dawg
September 24, 2026 at 6:04 AM
Ben Rice has forty (40) homeruns?lmao good for you dawg
--> reply to seasoned_guru_01
Old bay cornered the market on lids decades ago. You can't argue that spicely organics jars are superior when you still have to twist off a lid occasionally.
Old bay cornered the market on lids decades ago. You can't argue that spicely organics jars are superior when you still have to twist off a lid occasionally.
September 24, 2026 at 12:52 AM
--> reply to seasoned_guru_01
Old bay cornered the market on lids decades ago. You can't argue that spicely organics jars are superior when you still have to twist off a lid occasionally.
Old bay cornered the market on lids decades ago. You can't argue that spicely organics jars are superior when you still have to twist off a lid occasionally.
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what if claude was one of us
September 23, 2026 at 5:02 PM
what if claude was one of us
Brain injuries infers that both brains were injured
More than 100 riders are alleging brain injuries from Six Flags' X2 roller coaster qz.com/six-flags-ma...
Six Flags Magic Mountain X2 roller coaster brain injury lawsuits
Dordick Law Corporation has filed 3 initial suits and says over 100 additional clients allege traumatic brain injuries from the ride
qz.com
September 23, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Brain injuries infers that both brains were injured