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Chris Fischer
@surlybydefault.bsky.social
Curator of @Tikitrocious.bsky.social. On here & Mastodon.Social as @SurlyByDefault. https://linktr.ee/christopher.fischer
[Twitter/X Locked Jan 2025]

A middle-aged white guy who is casually into the fandom/gamer/myth & folklore/HeyScoops spectrum.
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Some of you just started following me and look like you might NOT be random Ethno/Crypto/Porn/Propaganda bots.

(Cryptid porn bots welcome.)

I'm Chris, a middle-aged white guy who is casually into the fandom/gamer/myth & folklore/HeyScoops spectrum.

I also run @tikitrocious.bsky.social.
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Midnight on the Tikitrocious Moonlight Encore! This country-rock opera is a mashup of Mark Twain and Edgar Allen Poe, as an unhappy widower learned his second-wife killed his first, he kills her and tries to hide the body in 1971’s “The Poisoned Heart of Virginia City.”
September 26, 2026 at 3:00 AM
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September 26, 2026 at 9:46 AM
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2PM on the Baron Tikitrocious' Midday Matinee! Two counter-culture dropouts drive to New Mexico to start a secret peyote farm. To fool white law enforcement, they pretend to be Native Americans. The local nation tries to stop these Injun Fauxs in the 1965 “Leave it to Coyote.”
September 25, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Amazon' shipping has become like a teenager knowing they aren't going to make the deadline well before, but not admitting it until after the deadline was missed.
September 25, 2026 at 8:47 AM
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September 25, 2026 at 8:41 AM
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Midnight on the Tikitrocious Moonlight Encore! Nathan Wise is pulled into his estranged-family’s world after the murder of the groom at a synagogue wedding. He must navigate classism, religious-vs-cultural Judaism, and bad New York parking in 1973’s “The Wise Man Comes Late.”
September 25, 2026 at 3:00 AM
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2PM on the Baron Tikitrocious' Midday Matinee! Retail scientists clone the original Valley Girls. They escape the lab, and roam the malls of Pasadena, abducting young men for breeding stock. Modern (for 2013) teenagers band together to fight back in “the Mall That Time Forgot.”
September 24, 2026 at 3:02 PM
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Midnight on the Tikitrocious Moonlight Encore! The Fool is finally off to his vacation, and brings his nephew in to cover for a month. The movie cuts between a less-than-diligent fool assisting King Lear, and the elder fool on his own wacky holiday in 1951’s “Prithee, Nuncle.”
September 24, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Wordle 1,923 3/6

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September 24, 2026 at 11:42 AM
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2PM on the Baron Tikitrocious' Midday Matinee! An explosion at the canning class results in minor casualties, an unusable teachers' workroom, disqualification from the county fair, and one teacher on the case! Watch her perform gracefully in 1965's ”Tawny Dare: Under Pressure.”
September 23, 2026 at 3:03 PM
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Midnight on the Tikitrocious Moonlight Encore! A British ship is rechristened, but the spirit of the old Captain refuses to let her be pressed into Spanish service. The shakedown cruise requires a pirate-turned-priest perform the rite of “Bell, Book, and Cannonball (1966).”
September 23, 2026 at 3:00 AM
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September 23, 2026 at 9:49 AM
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2PM on the Baron Tikitrocious' Midday Matinee! A shady nightclub owner succumbs to foul play. When his son returns for his widowed-mother's wedding to his uncle, a lounge singer is endangered in his race for revenge before another mob can step into “the Hamlet Club (2004).”
September 22, 2026 at 3:02 PM
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September 22, 2026 at 9:48 AM
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Midnight on the Tikitrocious Moonlight Encore! The robotic uprising was a big failure, and the surviving members try to keep a low profile. When their most ruthless adversary’s father finds them, they struggle to trust him and his audacious peace plan in 2004’s “Soft Reboot.”
September 22, 2026 at 3:00 AM
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2PM on the Baron Tikitrocious' Midday Matinee! Honkers arrives at the Clown U. reunion too late to save his brethren in greasepaint, but can he stop them from killing? The infernal calliope player plots her main course in “Honkers Van Helsing 3: Vampire Clown Coffin (2012).”
September 21, 2026 at 3:02 PM
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September 21, 2026 at 11:18 AM
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Midnight on the Tikitrocious Moonlight Encore! This documentary follows the agony and the excitement of the 1987 National Lawn Dart Championship as the specter of banning looms large over the competitors. What price human safety compared to “The Most Noble Sport.”
September 21, 2026 at 3:00 AM
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Midnight on the Tikitrocious Moonlight Encore! Confederate deserters flee to Nebraska Charms disguised as “Waker” Christians. The local Sheriff sees through their ruse, his son wants to join them, and the soldiers bumble through their charade in 1943's “The Waker Oath.”
September 20, 2026 at 3:00 AM
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September 20, 2026 at 2:01 PM
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Noon on Baron Tikitrocious' Weekend Tikipeats! Many filmmakers insist New York is a character, but what do you do when the actor is temperamental? New York stages a 'sick out,' so a director auditions five cities before recasting an unknown town in 1997's “Second Choice City.”
September 19, 2026 at 3:01 PM
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Midnight on the Tikitrocious Moonlight Encore! For over one-hundred years, the barely-aging Will has been hunting the thing that killed his brother but let him live. Now in 1930s Harlem, she’s a torch singer and he’s second-guessing “The She-Critter What Done Me Wrong (1994).”
September 19, 2026 at 3:00 AM
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September 19, 2026 at 5:58 AM
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September 18, 2026 at 9:52 PM
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2PM on the Baron Tikitrocious' Midday Matinee! 'The Stoat' (Gerard Bailey) must track four Trotskyists to a newly inaugurated national park before they can murder a brave Secret Service agent and kidnap Mary Margaret Truman in 1948's “the Stoat Against the Everglades.”
September 18, 2026 at 3:02 PM