mollie suss
@sussgif.bsky.social
multimedia artist in NYC
idk what I'm doing here
idk what I'm doing here
yk my mom yells at me for my nocturnal lifestyle but I'm really just preparing for the heat apocalypse when we can only exist at night
July 14, 2026 at 11:54 AM
yk my mom yells at me for my nocturnal lifestyle but I'm really just preparing for the heat apocalypse when we can only exist at night
we needed to do something about climate change 30 years ago but I'll take doing something today as a consolation prize (pls I'm begging)
July 14, 2026 at 11:52 AM
we needed to do something about climate change 30 years ago but I'll take doing something today as a consolation prize (pls I'm begging)
"how's dating going"
well a 41 year old man just asked me for my snapchat so
well a 41 year old man just asked me for my snapchat so
June 17, 2026 at 4:11 AM
"how's dating going"
well a 41 year old man just asked me for my snapchat so
well a 41 year old man just asked me for my snapchat so
can't believe I missed my opportunity to be a bush at bad bunny's halftime show- I literally have previous experience
February 10, 2026 at 2:31 AM
can't believe I missed my opportunity to be a bush at bad bunny's halftime show- I literally have previous experience
I'm a single issue voter and that issue is, could we share a joint and would it be a chill time?
October 17, 2025 at 6:32 AM
I'm a single issue voter and that issue is, could we share a joint and would it be a chill time?
one hill I will always die on is that bee movie is Jerry Seinfeld's magnum opus
September 4, 2025 at 10:53 PM
one hill I will always die on is that bee movie is Jerry Seinfeld's magnum opus
how blind am I?? if I glance at the tv when watching gilmore girls without my glasses on, sometimes I think lorelai and max are ted and robin from how I met your mother
September 1, 2025 at 7:27 AM
how blind am I?? if I glance at the tv when watching gilmore girls without my glasses on, sometimes I think lorelai and max are ted and robin from how I met your mother
I made the mistake of making a joke to my boomer parents that would require approximately 20+ years of internet lore to explain and now my mom is walking around the house saying shit like "your generation has no work ethic!!!!!!"
July 30, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I made the mistake of making a joke to my boomer parents that would require approximately 20+ years of internet lore to explain and now my mom is walking around the house saying shit like "your generation has no work ethic!!!!!!"
just witnessed a girl wearing a teensy little micro skirt & thong sit her entire bare ass down on a subway seat. idk if I'm impressed or horrified. prob both
July 20, 2025 at 3:15 AM
just witnessed a girl wearing a teensy little micro skirt & thong sit her entire bare ass down on a subway seat. idk if I'm impressed or horrified. prob both
adam sandler's new movie is filming at my old high school and I'm having a really hard time reconciling him taking selfies with the current students in my favorite adolescent crying stairwell
July 9, 2025 at 12:16 AM
adam sandler's new movie is filming at my old high school and I'm having a really hard time reconciling him taking selfies with the current students in my favorite adolescent crying stairwell
when I say I'm obsessed with tv, I mean it in a "I watched the entirety of the oc just so I'd fully understand the "dear sister" snl skit" kind of way
July 8, 2025 at 8:47 AM
when I say I'm obsessed with tv, I mean it in a "I watched the entirety of the oc just so I'd fully understand the "dear sister" snl skit" kind of way
ik it's time to go to bed bc I just stumbled upon people buying fake nails for their labubus. I'll see myself out
July 8, 2025 at 8:46 AM
ik it's time to go to bed bc I just stumbled upon people buying fake nails for their labubus. I'll see myself out
sry for having fun rn, I'm just trying to soak up the last dregs of the weimar republic before we go full nazi germany
March 11, 2025 at 9:22 PM
sry for having fun rn, I'm just trying to soak up the last dregs of the weimar republic before we go full nazi germany
anyway here's some of my old work, tho I feel this place will be more like my old twitter acct- a dumping ground for one liners and high thoughts
February 1, 2025 at 4:33 AM
anyway here's some of my old work, tho I feel this place will be more like my old twitter acct- a dumping ground for one liners and high thoughts
tonight's fascism 101 trilogy: the sound of music, cabaret, & wicked
February 1, 2025 at 4:28 AM
tonight's fascism 101 trilogy: the sound of music, cabaret, & wicked
came here for the uncensored updates on our descent into fascism, staying for the vibes
February 1, 2025 at 4:27 AM
came here for the uncensored updates on our descent into fascism, staying for the vibes