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Salacious B. Crumb movie when?
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Salacious B. Crumb movie when? @sweetlumps.bsky.social · Sep 9
[whispers] Crunchatize me Cap'n
a box of Cap'n Crunch "Oops All Berries" bearing the slogan "Crunch-a-tize me cap'n!"
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The classic road trip novel by Sinclair Lewis and its less-known sequel
Two signs at a gas station air pump: “Free Air” and “Please hang up hose when finished”
October 2, 2026 at 2:19 PM
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"This BreatheRight strip ain't shit."

4 BreatheRight strips later:
Scanners Fire
ALT: Scanners Fire
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October 1, 2026 at 3:54 AM
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September 30, 2026 at 2:41 PM
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When you poop in your mind palace, you poop for real
September 26, 2026 at 3:25 AM
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Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender.
September 21, 2026 at 12:02 AM
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Old "I was a teenage werewolf" poster doctored with the words "I was a Deep Ball Sperm Baby"
September 15, 2026 at 2:33 AM
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the difference between "unpleasantly warm for DC September" and "utterly butt soup" is only about 20 minutes
September 13, 2026 at 5:20 PM
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Ibibio Sound Machine has a new album out today. The whole thing is great, and the title track is a great place to start. A heady mix of psychedelic West African funk with beeps and boops and flutes.
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Chopping Mountain, by Ibibio Sound Machine
from the album Chopping Mountain
ibibiosoundmachine.bandcamp.com
September 11, 2026 at 11:27 PM
sweetlumps.bsky.social
Recently described Muse as sounding like billy corgan doing bad nine inch nails covers for mall goths and while this is very funny, I haven’t heard Muse in like 20 years so I don’t know how accurate it is
August 30, 2026 at 11:42 PM
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Thomas Riker returns to the Enterprise, uses the transporter to make more doubles of himself in order to start an all-Riker ska band. Each new Riker wants to lead his own band. Hundreds of Rikers with hundreds of trombones fill the ship. Barclay and Data start a podcast.
Title screen of an imaginary Star Trek TNG episode called The Horn of Plenty.
May 23, 2026 at 12:05 PM
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I just found myself thinking “what if they did a Batman with the self-serious gritty realism of the Christopher Nolan films, but with the high camp aesthetic of the Joel Schumacher films?” and now I cannot stop laughing
August 30, 2026 at 1:09 AM
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saw this at 7-11 earlier today and I'm still trying to fit it into my mental model of 2026
Ad in the window of a 7-11 for $1.49 large coffee. Next to a photo of actor Tom Hanks is the text "Includes exclusive Hanks for our troops pumpkin brulee."
August 30, 2026 at 1:02 AM
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They call it the everything app but does it even include Elon Musk having an aneurism
August 13, 2026 at 4:56 PM
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Telling my kid this was The Odyssey before the woke mind virus

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Mr nice (read description)
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July 25, 2026 at 5:10 PM
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chickens got tiddies but they dont got nipples
July 24, 2026 at 11:20 AM
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one of the kids at my preschool was mixing up "cookies" in a bowl today and I asked him if he was making cookie soup, and he said IT'S NOT COOKIE SOUP!

so now I'm thinkin, like. what if there *was* such a thing as cookie soup
July 17, 2026 at 12:52 AM
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can't believe Totenkopf Blackwater III has skeletons in his closet. crazy
July 8, 2026 at 1:41 AM
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Nice argument, but it’s too late. I’ve already depicted myself as the calm under pressure, cheerful, and suave Pico Lopes while you are the shocked and fearful Lionel Messi
July 3, 2026 at 11:32 PM
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Tired: filming pornographic video in the Kink Castle

Inspired: filming pornographic video in the Mitchell Corn Palace
July 2, 2026 at 12:35 AM
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No-brainer feature for @bandcamp.com - add a filter to the merch search page for artists I follow. I don't want to buy a random shirt for a band I've never heard of, but I'd love to see all the merch options for the bands I follow in one place!
June 28, 2026 at 12:08 AM
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uncrewed.bsky.social
The proliferation of AI-generated campaign material is genuinely insane, especially on the state legislative level.

The amount of Republicans/establishment Dems that I've seen use it this year is enormous. Progressive Dems? Could probably count on one hand
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susanrinkunas.com Susan Rinkunas @susanrinkunas.com · Jun 23
incredible stuff from Jessica Ramos, the "progressive" state Senator who endorsed Cuomo for mayor and is about to lose her seat
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screenshot from City and State election day live blog: 3:46 p.m. - Pro-Ramos AI-slop banner lists false endorsements Everybody wants support from the HEIEL AND GAMARE EES COINC Outside a poll site near 80th Street and 34th Avenue in Jackson Heights stands a five-foot-tall banner listing endorsements for state Sen. Jessica Ramos’ reelection campaign, with prominent text noting it was “Paid for by Ramos for State Senate 2026.” The first problem: many of the organizations named did not endorse her. The second problem: the clearly AI-generated banner is riddled with typos and design mistakes. For example the Teamsters Union, which has endorsed Ramos, is spelled ‘TEEAMSTEREs’ on the banner. There’s an unholy mashup of the logo for RWDSU – which did endorse her – and 32BJ SEIU – which did not. And there’s a nearly-illegible logo for the Hotel and Gaming Trades Council, even though HTC is firmly behind her opponent, Assembly Member Jessica González-Rojas, given Ramos’ opposition to the Metropolitan Park casino. Union endorsements have been a hot topic in the Queens contest, with several unions that previously backed Ramos now flipping to JGR. A Ramos campaign spokesperson did not offer comment directly on the sign, but said anything that looked unprofessional was not from the campaign. – Fariha Rahman
June 23, 2026 at 10:56 PM
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Thomas House of Dublin exhibiting the pro-human solidarity that all of us should demonstrate.
SO FOR THE FUTURE (LITERALLY) WE'RE NOT ACCEPTING AI POSTERS OR FLYERS FOR THE PUB. We're right next to Ireland's biggest Art College, lads. It's not a good look. WE UNDERSTAND BANDS CAN BE SKINT BUT RELYING ON SOME EARTH KILLING APP FROM SOME PAEDO ISLAND BILLIONAIRE IS NOT THE WAY. WE GOT BY WITHOUT IT AND WE'LL GET BY AGAIN. IF YOU'RE STUCK WE'LL HELP. (YES IT HAS BEEN USED HERE BEFORE BUT CONSIDER THIS THE START OF THE END OF IT.) THANKS, HUMANS.
June 19, 2026 at 4:23 PM
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They’re calling it the quote on British politics that ended the need for all other quotes
June 19, 2026 at 2:27 PM
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When I get a call labeled Scam Likely I like to pretend that's the name of a V.I.L.E. operative
June 15, 2026 at 2:14 AM
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so many new vocabulary words here
The Wikipedia article for "Meat absorbent pad" with the following opening paragraphs: A meat absorbent pad or meat pad, colloquially known in North America as a meat diaper, refers to the absorbent pad found in pre-packaged (or case-ready) meats. Its purpose is to absorb exudate released from the meat during storage and transportation, helping maintain the meat's appearance and reduce spoilage. Case-ready meats almost always contain one or two meat absorbent pads which absorb and retain the juices, blood, and other fluids that seep from the meats, which can be messy, may leak, are often contaminated with bacteria, and are generally unsightly for the consumer. Chilling meat can help reduce the amount of exudate that is released from the meat, which is also known as drip, purge, or weep. However, it is normal for meat to lose 1–2 percent of its weight due to this liquid loss, while anything more is considered excessive.
June 13, 2026 at 3:03 AM