swoon ganz
@swoonganz.medsky.social
just a cat screaming at the moon
are you going to eat your pickle?
certified AI hater
are you going to eat your pickle?
certified AI hater
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swoon ganz
@swoonganz.medsky.social
· Jul 4
At the hospital. Please keep me in your thoughts. Nothing is wrong, I just work here.
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Tell me something good
September 15, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Tell me something good
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I'm really glad we could all go on the FBI pro Bestiality- Lich McConnell-gangbang chart- apocalyptic AI death cult Choose Your Own Adventure together today
The More You Know
Alt: The More You Know gif
static.klipy.com
September 16, 2026 at 12:54 AM
I'm really glad we could all go on the FBI pro Bestiality- Lich McConnell-gangbang chart- apocalyptic AI death cult Choose Your Own Adventure together today
Everything I know about Ted Shartin is against my will.
September 16, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Everything I know about Ted Shartin is against my will.
Me after changing the same baby’s ostomy bag 4 times in one shift:
Air to Ground Message:
IM GONNA NEED A PAY RAISE
Area: Seguin, TX, USA
Type: Boeing 737-900
A: #a8c1b66c25b
F: #f1cf254fa72
IM GONNA NEED A PAY RAISE
Area: Seguin, TX, USA
Type: Boeing 737-900
A: #a8c1b66c25b
F: #f1cf254fa72
September 16, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Me after changing the same baby’s ostomy bag 4 times in one shift:
Really hate depression and anxiety because I’ve spent most of my days off consumed and preoccupied when I should be resting.
September 15, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Really hate depression and anxiety because I’ve spent most of my days off consumed and preoccupied when I should be resting.
Going on my apology tour after distracting everyone from their charting at 0300.
Air to Ground Message:
IM SO SO SORRY ILL STOP TALKING N BOTHERING YALL GOOD LUCK//// -EK
Area: Valparaiso, IN, USA
Type: Bombardier CRJ900
A: #ac621fcccb7
F: #f282dab6446
IM SO SO SORRY ILL STOP TALKING N BOTHERING YALL GOOD LUCK//// -EK
Area: Valparaiso, IN, USA
Type: Bombardier CRJ900
A: #ac621fcccb7
F: #f282dab6446
September 15, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Going on my apology tour after distracting everyone from their charting at 0300.
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Lots of rude comments but each of these items gives her a different stat boost and some of us care about gameplay
September 15, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Lots of rude comments but each of these items gives her a different stat boost and some of us care about gameplay
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Hello! Reminder from your friendly neighborhood public defender that you cannot have an attorney-client relationship with generative AI! There is no chatbot/client privilege and law enforcement can and will subpoena that and use it against you!
September 11, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Hello! Reminder from your friendly neighborhood public defender that you cannot have an attorney-client relationship with generative AI! There is no chatbot/client privilege and law enforcement can and will subpoena that and use it against you!
Tell me something good
September 15, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Tell me something good
Being burnt out while trying to rally 200 other burnt out people is (predictably) burning me out even more.
September 14, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Being burnt out while trying to rally 200 other burnt out people is (predictably) burning me out even more.
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This is just a spectacular unintentional self-own
September 14, 2026 at 2:07 PM
This is just a spectacular unintentional self-own
Oligargle these nuts.
Is that anything?
Is that anything?
September 14, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Oligargle these nuts.
Is that anything?
Is that anything?
8 year olds asking their parents for a pet:
Air to Ground Message:
WHAT ARE THE CHANCES I CAN SWEET TALK YOU INTO KEEPING THIS BIRD PLS PLS
Area: Tampa, FL, USA
Type: Bombardier CRJ900
A: #a463f9fcfd4
F: #fb160a19f24
WHAT ARE THE CHANCES I CAN SWEET TALK YOU INTO KEEPING THIS BIRD PLS PLS
Area: Tampa, FL, USA
Type: Bombardier CRJ900
A: #a463f9fcfd4
F: #fb160a19f24
September 14, 2026 at 3:11 PM
8 year olds asking their parents for a pet:
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I’m trying really hard to give up caffeine for health reasons and it’s been a struggle so if anyone knows where I can get blow in my new neighborhood that would be great. 🧐
September 14, 2026 at 4:30 AM
I’m trying really hard to give up caffeine for health reasons and it’s been a struggle so if anyone knows where I can get blow in my new neighborhood that would be great. 🧐
Me when there’s free food in the break room
September 14, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Me when there’s free food in the break room
One time I had to serve a patient nectar thick water because he had dysphagia. He tasted it and said: “this tastes like bullshit”.
plot for your story not coming together?
have you tried adding this?
have you tried adding this?
September 14, 2026 at 4:53 AM
One time I had to serve a patient nectar thick water because he had dysphagia. He tasted it and said: “this tastes like bullshit”.
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Explaincars Drama: this is the first potential deplaning delay caused by either a significant volume of vomit, large turd or combination of both we’ve seen since the start of our diligent record keeping. History being made here, remember where you are right now so you can tell the grandkids one day.
Air to Ground Message:
PLS HAVE CLEANERS MEET A/C FOR BIOHAZARD IN FRONT GALLEY MIGHT BE HARD TO DEPLANE WITHOUT IT CLEANED FIRST
Area: Somerville, NJ, USA
Type: Airbus A319
A: #aad8464dcd2
F: #fcae4576813
PLS HAVE CLEANERS MEET A/C FOR BIOHAZARD IN FRONT GALLEY MIGHT BE HARD TO DEPLANE WITHOUT IT CLEANED FIRST
Area: Somerville, NJ, USA
Type: Airbus A319
A: #aad8464dcd2
F: #fcae4576813
September 14, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Explaincars Drama: this is the first potential deplaning delay caused by either a significant volume of vomit, large turd or combination of both we’ve seen since the start of our diligent record keeping. History being made here, remember where you are right now so you can tell the grandkids one day.
Which one of you greedy bitches ate all of my pickles???
September 13, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Which one of you greedy bitches ate all of my pickles???
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i went to the sweetie pie factory and everyone knew you
September 11, 2026 at 11:50 PM
i went to the sweetie pie factory and everyone knew you
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a dating app based only on how far you'd go if placed in Milgram's shock experiment
September 13, 2026 at 2:23 AM
a dating app based only on how far you'd go if placed in Milgram's shock experiment
Few things fill me with hom*c*dal rage like trying to fill out leave paperwork. Two separate portals. Have to submit FMLA documents even though I know I don't qualify. Form I need the provider to fill out is nowhere to be found on the website. Gonna throw my computer at the wall and sleep forever.
September 12, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Few things fill me with hom*c*dal rage like trying to fill out leave paperwork. Two separate portals. Have to submit FMLA documents even though I know I don't qualify. Form I need the provider to fill out is nowhere to be found on the website. Gonna throw my computer at the wall and sleep forever.
There is only one certainty in this life: if there’s no hole for a tube, we will create one.
going to the hospital is like, piss in this tube, shit in this tube, bleed your blood into this tube. what is this, the tube store
September 12, 2026 at 3:50 AM
There is only one certainty in this life: if there’s no hole for a tube, we will create one.
Can’t decide if this is worse than turning on all the TVs and letting us all watch.
one unique 9/11 experience i had was that my school decided to pretend it wasn’t happening. teachers were instructed not to discuss it and just proceed with teaching.
September 12, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Can’t decide if this is worse than turning on all the TVs and letting us all watch.
Premedicating for a dental appointment like I’m a chihuahua on the 4th of July.
September 11, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Premedicating for a dental appointment like I’m a chihuahua on the 4th of July.