Simon
@swordandsmoke.bsky.social
"Artist" on LONG break and simple guy which loves talk about One Piece and Haikyuu and Jujutsu Kaisen in general
https://x.com/Swordandsmoke - on twitter
https://www.instagram.com/simonssuke/ - place where are my works
https://x.com/Swordandsmoke - on twitter
https://www.instagram.com/simonssuke/ - place where are my works
Robin: *sees Zoro and Sanji fight first time and laughs*
Zoro: What's wrong with her?
Sanji: She's laughting how stupid you are
Robin: I laughing because i never saw crewmates like you
Zoro and Sanji: ?
Robin: "Brutal" in really funny way. I like it
Usopp: Get use to them
#zosan #onepiece
Zoro: What's wrong with her?
Sanji: She's laughting how stupid you are
Robin: I laughing because i never saw crewmates like you
Zoro and Sanji: ?
Robin: "Brutal" in really funny way. I like it
Usopp: Get use to them
#zosan #onepiece
May 25, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Chopper: Zoro! Sanji! I’ve got some syringes stashed in the cabinet with the spider drawn on it. Could one of you bring me one for Usopp?
Zoro: *puts bandana on head*
Sanji: *lights up cigarette*
Together: I will
Robin: You sent them to face their greatest enemies: their fears
#zosan #onepiece
Zoro: *puts bandana on head*
Sanji: *lights up cigarette*
Together: I will
Robin: You sent them to face their greatest enemies: their fears
#zosan #onepiece
May 22, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Sanji: I think i figured it out. You have hydrophobia, what is ironic because i read moss likes water
Zoro: What?
Sanji: We will help you. I'm sorry, i shouldn't judge you before
Zoro: I'm not afraid about anything and i just don't likes needles
Sanji; Repression is first step
#zosan #onepiece
Zoro: What?
Sanji: We will help you. I'm sorry, i shouldn't judge you before
Zoro: I'm not afraid about anything and i just don't likes needles
Sanji; Repression is first step
#zosan #onepiece
May 11, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Crew dub Zoro and Sanji argue behind the window:
Luffy starts as Zoro: Give me food!
Franky: You have SUUUPER patient,mosshead
Robin: Cook,don't be like Franky
Usopp: Don't boss me or I'll call Usopp!
Brook: Fine,sexy cook yohohoho
Chopper: Now me! ... You stinks!
Crew just laugh
#zosan #onepiece
Luffy starts as Zoro: Give me food!
Franky: You have SUUUPER patient,mosshead
Robin: Cook,don't be like Franky
Usopp: Don't boss me or I'll call Usopp!
Brook: Fine,sexy cook yohohoho
Chopper: Now me! ... You stinks!
Crew just laugh
#zosan #onepiece
May 8, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Zoro: You're much weaker than me,number 4
Sanji: They forgot to add a zero. You wouldn't even be able to read that number, stinky swordsman
Robin: Stronger one will hold hand of rival longer than him
Zoro and Sanji:
Later:
Zoro and Sanji: *holds hands during cooking dinner*
#zosan #onepiece
Sanji: They forgot to add a zero. You wouldn't even be able to read that number, stinky swordsman
Robin: Stronger one will hold hand of rival longer than him
Zoro and Sanji:
Later:
Zoro and Sanji: *holds hands during cooking dinner*
#zosan #onepiece
May 3, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Zoro sees Sanji first time in the kitchen after reunion: I said Mihawk about your knife skills
Sanji: And he thinks i'm better than you?
Zoro: He wants test you
Sanji: You want me to beat him easily? Okay, but next time don't brag about me to the other crazy swordsman
#zosan #onepiece
Sanji: And he thinks i'm better than you?
Zoro: He wants test you
Sanji: You want me to beat him easily? Okay, but next time don't brag about me to the other crazy swordsman
#zosan #onepiece
April 30, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Sanji to Zoro: Go to bath
Zoro: Curly eyebrows, you know today is not that day, right?
Robin: You said "brows" or "eyebrows"?
Zoro: Why you asking?
Robin: Curiosity
20 years later:
Fan to Robin: I love your books. "curly eyebrows" is so sweet
Robin: Because based on real life
#zosan #onepiece
Zoro: Curly eyebrows, you know today is not that day, right?
Robin: You said "brows" or "eyebrows"?
Zoro: Why you asking?
Robin: Curiosity
20 years later:
Fan to Robin: I love your books. "curly eyebrows" is so sweet
Robin: Because based on real life
#zosan #onepiece
April 24, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Sanji to Zoro: Thanks to ruin my dream
Zoro: You're welcome
Sanji: I was dreaming about beautiful lady on the beach. Maybe even that was on All Blue and you was there too to argue with her
Zoro: And do I have anything to regret?
Robin: This actually could happen in real life
#zosan #onepiece
Zoro: You're welcome
Sanji: I was dreaming about beautiful lady on the beach. Maybe even that was on All Blue and you was there too to argue with her
Zoro: And do I have anything to regret?
Robin: This actually could happen in real life
#zosan #onepiece
April 22, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Sanji: I will never forget these days how Nami-swan and Robin-chan saved me from fights with womans
Zoro: Do you have anything else in your minds but them?
Sanji: And you but swords?
Zoro: Any day spent with idiot like you. Even when you left us you was still in my head
#zosan #onepiece
Zoro: Do you have anything else in your minds but them?
Sanji: And you but swords?
Zoro: Any day spent with idiot like you. Even when you left us you was still in my head
#zosan #onepiece
April 20, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Chopper sees weird red abrasions on Zoro neck: That's some allergy?
Zoro eats onigiri: No. I was fighting with cook again
Chopper: But... with neck?
Zoro: Yeah, he has strong thighs
Chopper:
Zoro: I was just hungry and he doesn't wanted give me onigiri before dinner
#zosan #onepiece
Zoro eats onigiri: No. I was fighting with cook again
Chopper: But... with neck?
Zoro: Yeah, he has strong thighs
Chopper:
Zoro: I was just hungry and he doesn't wanted give me onigiri before dinner
#zosan #onepiece
April 9, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Sanji with birthday cake: Happy birthday Brook! Hope you will love this taste
Zoro: Even if we still don't know how you're eating things
Sanji: Shut up and give me a plate
Brook: *laughs* i got your special performance I'm so lucky yohohoho
Sanji: What?
Robin: Just keep going
#zosan #onepiece
Zoro: Even if we still don't know how you're eating things
Sanji: Shut up and give me a plate
Brook: *laughs* i got your special performance I'm so lucky yohohoho
Sanji: What?
Robin: Just keep going
#zosan #onepiece
April 2, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Jinbe at the first minutes of his birthday party: Thank you for it. Good night
Luffy: We didn't event start!
Robin: What's wrong?
Jinbe: *looks on totally drunk Zoro and Nami*
Sanji: We can kick out him
Jinbe: Your birthday parties are harder to survive than Big Mom
#onepiece
Luffy: We didn't event start!
Robin: What's wrong?
Jinbe: *looks on totally drunk Zoro and Nami*
Sanji: We can kick out him
Jinbe: Your birthday parties are harder to survive than Big Mom
#onepiece
April 1, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Jinbe at the first minutes of his birthday party: Thank you for it. Good night
Luffy: We didn't event start!
Robin: What's wrong?
Jinbe: *looks on totally drunk Zoro and Nami*
Sanji: We can kick out him
Jinbe: Your birthday parties are harder to survive than Big Mom
#onepiece
Luffy: We didn't event start!
Robin: What's wrong?
Jinbe: *looks on totally drunk Zoro and Nami*
Sanji: We can kick out him
Jinbe: Your birthday parties are harder to survive than Big Mom
#onepiece
Zoro is angry: Cook, you again took my sword to cut onion
Sanji is angry too: That's revenge for using kitchen appron as towel
Zoro grabs sword: You're pissing me off
Sanji prepares leg: You know what means
Usopp: Fight because of stealing things? So today is monday
#zosan #onepiece
Sanji is angry too: That's revenge for using kitchen appron as towel
Zoro grabs sword: You're pissing me off
Sanji prepares leg: You know what means
Usopp: Fight because of stealing things? So today is monday
#zosan #onepiece
March 30, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Robin with coffee: Welcome in "Broken bones podcast"
Brook: Place where we're sharing gossip about the strongest crew on this sea yohohoho
Robin: Today we will talk... *looks on Zoro and Sanji*
Sanji: Can i help?
Robin: Did you something together lately?
Brook: We needs content
#zosan #onepiece
Brook: Place where we're sharing gossip about the strongest crew on this sea yohohoho
Robin: Today we will talk... *looks on Zoro and Sanji*
Sanji: Can i help?
Robin: Did you something together lately?
Brook: We needs content
#zosan #onepiece
March 24, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Usoop after dinner: Skewers, salads, soups, and anything else that can be served in bite-sized pieces. Is this our new diet, or did you just not want to waste food after your cutting workout with Zoro in the kitchen?
Zoro: I think he suspects something
Sanji ironic: You think so?
#zosan #onepiece
Zoro: I think he suspects something
Sanji ironic: You think so?
#zosan #onepiece
March 22, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Chopper: Today with Robin i read "Hänsel und Gretel". They used bread crumbs to know their way back to home!
Sanji: Something like this would work on Zoro awful sense of direction *looks on him*
Sanji:
Sanji: No,that's pointless. Even sake or rice can't help here
#zosan #onepiece
Sanji: Something like this would work on Zoro awful sense of direction *looks on him*
Sanji:
Sanji: No,that's pointless. Even sake or rice can't help here
#zosan #onepiece
March 15, 2026 at 10:47 PM