The Sabbat (prolly parody)
@swordofcaine1493.bsky.social
shovelmomma of the sword of caine
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💤😳omgosh you guys i had the weirdest torpor dream 💤😳im a scorpion walking through the desert night🦂on my back are all my lil scorpion babies🦂👶👶🦂
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only easy night was last night
September 16, 2026 at 9:58 AM
only easy night was last night
Caine forged His sword to train the faithful
September 16, 2026 at 7:02 AM
Caine forged His sword to train the faithful
heard a rumor jayne jonestown used to work this lot
September 15, 2026 at 6:47 PM
heard a rumor jayne jonestown used to work this lot
all the clans are f*ing awesome because vampires are f*ing awesome
September 15, 2026 at 4:37 PM
all the clans are f*ing awesome because vampires are f*ing awesome
theres serpents of the light and theres f*ing setites
September 15, 2026 at 2:41 AM
theres serpents of the light and theres f*ing setites
ashes to ashes
dust to dust
if you dont unsheathe it
its going to rust💋
dust to dust
if you dont unsheathe it
its going to rust💋
“Better keep that sword sheathed, Sword of Caine”
September 14, 2026 at 10:47 AM
ashes to ashes
dust to dust
if you dont unsheathe it
its going to rust💋
dust to dust
if you dont unsheathe it
its going to rust💋
snazziest thing about being sabbat is standing over heretics while saying badass things like
i cried with tears of love as i with sharp things sacrificed that which the first part of my joy
or
shine black the sun shine blood the moon
i cried with tears of love as i with sharp things sacrificed that which the first part of my joy
or
shine black the sun shine blood the moon
September 14, 2026 at 5:40 AM
snazziest thing about being sabbat is standing over heretics while saying badass things like
i cried with tears of love as i with sharp things sacrificed that which the first part of my joy
or
shine black the sun shine blood the moon
i cried with tears of love as i with sharp things sacrificed that which the first part of my joy
or
shine black the sun shine blood the moon
vampires are more doughy than sloshy but still kinda shreddy and gooey
September 13, 2026 at 10:00 AM
vampires are more doughy than sloshy but still kinda shreddy and gooey
twilight is real
September 13, 2026 at 5:33 AM
twilight is real
whirring is hard to say
September 12, 2026 at 7:11 AM
whirring is hard to say
anyone heard from maria de loca lately❔❔havent seen her since chaos factor🤔
September 12, 2026 at 12:41 AM
anyone heard from maria de loca lately❔❔havent seen her since chaos factor🤔
fun n games♟keg shopping🩸go to a steak house with peta pamphlets🐮first human that throws down gets the honor of kegdom🐮they never seem to think its as funny as i do🤣
September 11, 2026 at 12:22 PM
fun n games♟keg shopping🩸go to a steak house with peta pamphlets🐮first human that throws down gets the honor of kegdom🐮they never seem to think its as funny as i do🤣
💖i was tonight centuries old when i realized vampires also exist in the same universe as victor creed💖
September 11, 2026 at 10:28 AM
💖i was tonight centuries old when i realized vampires also exist in the same universe as victor creed💖
🩸the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb🩸
v6 sabbat should absolutely 💯 emphasize path over clan🙏⛪🙏
v6 sabbat should absolutely 💯 emphasize path over clan🙏⛪🙏
September 11, 2026 at 6:42 AM
🩸the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb🩸
v6 sabbat should absolutely 💯 emphasize path over clan🙏⛪🙏
v6 sabbat should absolutely 💯 emphasize path over clan🙏⛪🙏
praise Caine
September 11, 2026 at 4:37 AM
praise Caine
gd i f*ed up on a monomacy challenge💢😶💢knew my temper was gonna get me in trouble💢😶💢
September 9, 2026 at 4:50 AM
gd i f*ed up on a monomacy challenge💢😶💢knew my temper was gonna get me in trouble💢😶💢
claws are weapons⚔bone spurs are a medical condition🏥
September 8, 2026 at 4:09 PM
claws are weapons⚔bone spurs are a medical condition🏥
refusing to follow the masquerade couldnt possibly be the reason i have so many problems with hunters could it⁉️😶⁉️
September 8, 2026 at 10:12 AM
refusing to follow the masquerade couldnt possibly be the reason i have so many problems with hunters could it⁉️😶⁉️
think @thetechnocracy.bsky.social gets paradox whenever they see a skeet from a mta writer ❔🤣❔
September 8, 2026 at 5:07 AM
think @thetechnocracy.bsky.social gets paradox whenever they see a skeet from a mta writer ❔🤣❔
❣she devils on wheels is streaming❣21st century yo💃
September 8, 2026 at 4:34 AM
❣she devils on wheels is streaming❣21st century yo💃
it takes a fiend to slay a dragon
September 7, 2026 at 12:45 PM
it takes a fiend to slay a dragon
for the scallies in the back row 📣horrid form is not a substitute for potence💢😩💢
September 7, 2026 at 8:26 AM
for the scallies in the back row 📣horrid form is not a substitute for potence💢😩💢
🎵🎶strike strike strike🎶strike the ground🎶feel the blood🎶and drums resound🎶🎵
September 7, 2026 at 5:35 AM
🎵🎶strike strike strike🎶strike the ground🎶feel the blood🎶and drums resound🎶🎵
weird experiment 🥴 embrace one chimpanzee and place it in or around a community🔬
September 7, 2026 at 3:40 AM
weird experiment 🥴 embrace one chimpanzee and place it in or around a community🔬
when you piss off a mortal they dont like pause during the day 😒 and energy drinks are a thing nowanights
September 7, 2026 at 3:33 AM
when you piss off a mortal they dont like pause during the day 😒 and energy drinks are a thing nowanights