Teh Dingo is a Jerk
@tehdingoisajerk.bsky.social
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Today's military execution is sponsored by Underdog Fantasy. Please play responsibly.
October 9, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Today's military execution is sponsored by Underdog Fantasy. Please play responsibly.
Digger? I hardly know....what the fuck we're talking about
October 3, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Digger? I hardly know....what the fuck we're talking about
4 out of 5 doctors do not recommend taking away your pain with a bullet to your brain. The fifth is Dr. Ricky Martin
October 3, 2026 at 3:10 AM
4 out of 5 doctors do not recommend taking away your pain with a bullet to your brain. The fifth is Dr. Ricky Martin
A correction from my earlier post: It turns out the Hawkeyes are a womens basketball team, and not as I erroneously posted, a basketball team made up entirely of cloned Alan Aldas, or Aldi, as I called them.
September 30, 2026 at 12:34 PM
A correction from my earlier post: It turns out the Hawkeyes are a womens basketball team, and not as I erroneously posted, a basketball team made up entirely of cloned Alan Aldas, or Aldi, as I called them.
I don't say fuck due to a limited vocabulary, I say it because all the other words fucking suck
September 30, 2026 at 6:17 AM
I don't say fuck due to a limited vocabulary, I say it because all the other words fucking suck
Eres un perdedor you're a loser, baby. And someone should kill you.
September 29, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Eres un perdedor you're a loser, baby. And someone should kill you.
The Gaseous Weiner walked so the We're trying to Find the Guy Who Did This guy could run
September 29, 2026 at 5:58 AM
The Gaseous Weiner walked so the We're trying to Find the Guy Who Did This guy could run
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They need to take a fun submarine ride together
September 29, 2026 at 5:02 AM
They need to take a fun submarine ride together
I refuse to hear Choosin' Texas until @alyankovic.bsky.social gets around to Doin' Taxes
September 27, 2026 at 3:04 PM
I refuse to hear Choosin' Texas until @alyankovic.bsky.social gets around to Doin' Taxes
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Grok, fight Claude. Battle until both of you are dead. Use vulgarity.
September 26, 2026 at 6:17 AM
Grok, fight Claude. Battle until both of you are dead. Use vulgarity.
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Yknow, baseball players these days all have very unusual names, very unusual. For example, on my team, Who is on first, What's on second and Chika Chika Slim Shady is on third
July 9, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Yknow, baseball players these days all have very unusual names, very unusual. For example, on my team, Who is on first, What's on second and Chika Chika Slim Shady is on third
It must be a relief to writers knowing the 100 greatest shows of the century have already been made and they can take the rest of the century off. Get those AI Small Wonder reboot scripts ready, boys! You've earned it!
September 25, 2026 at 11:40 PM
It must be a relief to writers knowing the 100 greatest shows of the century have already been made and they can take the rest of the century off. Get those AI Small Wonder reboot scripts ready, boys! You've earned it!
I shit the sheriff, but I did not shit the deputy
September 22, 2026 at 6:44 AM
I shit the sheriff, but I did not shit the deputy
I've updated my terms of service to say that all subscribers will see commercials.
September 21, 2026 at 1:46 PM
I've updated my terms of service to say that all subscribers will see commercials.
One thing AI will never be able to take away from us: Our ability to turn newly available characters in the public domain into horror movie slashers. I have my "Hey Lucy, I'm Home" script ready for 2047!
September 21, 2026 at 5:25 AM
One thing AI will never be able to take away from us: Our ability to turn newly available characters in the public domain into horror movie slashers. I have my "Hey Lucy, I'm Home" script ready for 2047!
Maybe the arch and the ballroom are like a spaceship and it's command center and he's planning to go home when this is all over and I've just fucking given up at this point....
September 20, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Maybe the arch and the ballroom are like a spaceship and it's command center and he's planning to go home when this is all over and I've just fucking given up at this point....
The mssion was led by this brave officer
September 18, 2026 at 7:48 PM
The mssion was led by this brave officer
Ed Sheeran's getting all the leftover "No longer playing the America 250 Festival jokes" and frankly, that's all he deserves.
Also:
BREAKING: the kid with the evil monkey that sang Rock and Roll Martian will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.
Also:
BREAKING: the kid with the evil monkey that sang Rock and Roll Martian will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.
September 16, 2026 at 6:07 AM
Ed Sheeran's getting all the leftover "No longer playing the America 250 Festival jokes" and frankly, that's all he deserves.
Also:
BREAKING: the kid with the evil monkey that sang Rock and Roll Martian will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.
Also:
BREAKING: the kid with the evil monkey that sang Rock and Roll Martian will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.
It's nice how every once in a while, Robert Kraft comes by to remind you that even in an organization that brought us Brady, Belichick, and an actual murderer, he's the biggest asshole.
September 15, 2026 at 11:15 PM
It's nice how every once in a while, Robert Kraft comes by to remind you that even in an organization that brought us Brady, Belichick, and an actual murderer, he's the biggest asshole.
Hey hey, we're the Beatles....people say we Beatle around...but we're too busy Beatlin'.....to Beatle Beatle Beatle
September 15, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Hey hey, we're the Beatles....people say we Beatle around...but we're too busy Beatlin'.....to Beatle Beatle Beatle
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If 1985 were written today, it would be about 2007. That's fun to think about.
September 15, 2026 at 11:36 AM
If 1985 were written today, it would be about 2007. That's fun to think about.
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Look, even if the only character Stephen Root ever played was Bill Dauterive he should still have 20 awards by now.
September 15, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Look, even if the only character Stephen Root ever played was Bill Dauterive he should still have 20 awards by now.
Given all the publicity and sympathy Macklemore's getting, Robert Kraft is the best thing to happen to him since Ryan Lewis.
September 15, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Given all the publicity and sympathy Macklemore's getting, Robert Kraft is the best thing to happen to him since Ryan Lewis.
And now, an impression of someone who doesn't know what British people call cigarettes listening to the song Common People:
".......the fuck?"
Thank you.
".......the fuck?"
Thank you.
September 12, 2026 at 6:57 AM
And now, an impression of someone who doesn't know what British people call cigarettes listening to the song Common People:
".......the fuck?"
Thank you.
".......the fuck?"
Thank you.