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E-Psi made me. Grew up abroad.
#TheAdolescent to his daddy: yes, I went to kickboxing and then I came straight home
#TheAdolescent to me: a 10 minute recitation of everything from his exit to his return, including demonstrations of the exercises and people he saw
(We live 3 blocks from his kickboxing. I wanna be a dad!)
#TheAdolescent to me: a 10 minute recitation of everything from his exit to his return, including demonstrations of the exercises and people he saw
(We live 3 blocks from his kickboxing. I wanna be a dad!)
September 17, 2026 at 5:03 PM
#TheAdolescent to his daddy: yes, I went to kickboxing and then I came straight home
#TheAdolescent to me: a 10 minute recitation of everything from his exit to his return, including demonstrations of the exercises and people he saw
(We live 3 blocks from his kickboxing. I wanna be a dad!)
#TheAdolescent to me: a 10 minute recitation of everything from his exit to his return, including demonstrations of the exercises and people he saw
(We live 3 blocks from his kickboxing. I wanna be a dad!)
At bedtime, #TheAdolescent asked if I’d be getting up + getting ready with him in the morning for his first full day of ESO (secondary school). I told him that his dad would be here. He asked “what that gotta do with you?”
So, I’ll be up
(Who gone tell him I’m *NOT* the mama?!?)
So, I’ll be up
(Who gone tell him I’m *NOT* the mama?!?)
September 15, 2026 at 9:38 PM
At bedtime, #TheAdolescent asked if I’d be getting up + getting ready with him in the morning for his first full day of ESO (secondary school). I told him that his dad would be here. He asked “what that gotta do with you?”
So, I’ll be up
(Who gone tell him I’m *NOT* the mama?!?)
So, I’ll be up
(Who gone tell him I’m *NOT* the mama?!?)
I had #TheAdolescent watching #SupermarketSweep with me (when he asked to watch tv). We watched episodes with #LeslieJones as host. He loves her shoe game and might have a lil crush 😍🤩
#RepresentationMatters
#RepresentationMatters
September 15, 2026 at 8:14 PM
I had #TheAdolescent watching #SupermarketSweep with me (when he asked to watch tv). We watched episodes with #LeslieJones as host. He loves her shoe game and might have a lil crush 😍🤩
#RepresentationMatters
#RepresentationMatters
Me: I’m Joe Clark
#TheAdolescent: well, actually… this house is a democracy
Me: why I give this kid rights? somebody come collect this European child of mine!
(I still got my way so🫶🏾 he gone learn tuh-day!))
#TheAdolescent: well, actually… this house is a democracy
Me: why I give this kid rights? somebody come collect this European child of mine!
(I still got my way so🫶🏾 he gone learn tuh-day!))
September 15, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Me: I’m Joe Clark
#TheAdolescent: well, actually… this house is a democracy
Me: why I give this kid rights? somebody come collect this European child of mine!
(I still got my way so🫶🏾 he gone learn tuh-day!))
#TheAdolescent: well, actually… this house is a democracy
Me: why I give this kid rights? somebody come collect this European child of mine!
(I still got my way so🫶🏾 he gone learn tuh-day!))
#TheAdolescent wanted one last movie before he starts ESO this week. Guess who finna watch Lean On Me?
The opening scene with the deteriorated school??? His flabbers are gasted! This is finna be an adventure!! #SchoolStartsSoon
#Instituto
The opening scene with the deteriorated school??? His flabbers are gasted! This is finna be an adventure!! #SchoolStartsSoon
#Instituto
September 13, 2026 at 8:30 PM
#TheAdolescent wanted one last movie before he starts ESO this week. Guess who finna watch Lean On Me?
The opening scene with the deteriorated school??? His flabbers are gasted! This is finna be an adventure!! #SchoolStartsSoon
#Instituto
The opening scene with the deteriorated school??? His flabbers are gasted! This is finna be an adventure!! #SchoolStartsSoon
#Instituto
Me: it’s almost basketball season. lemme renew my season ticket holder status
Unable to find any way to do so, i check the news for recent stories about my team
Plot twist: they dismantled the club. Ain’t no more basketball or #SportySunday for me 😭😭😭
Unable to find any way to do so, i check the news for recent stories about my team
Plot twist: they dismantled the club. Ain’t no more basketball or #SportySunday for me 😭😭😭
September 12, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Me: it’s almost basketball season. lemme renew my season ticket holder status
Unable to find any way to do so, i check the news for recent stories about my team
Plot twist: they dismantled the club. Ain’t no more basketball or #SportySunday for me 😭😭😭
Unable to find any way to do so, i check the news for recent stories about my team
Plot twist: they dismantled the club. Ain’t no more basketball or #SportySunday for me 😭😭😭
#TheAdolescent love to stay up under me when I’m trying new snacks. I had some Spicy Crayfish Lay’s. We each tried exactly ONE. Now, all of a sudden, he think I need space
(Them chips got tossed in the compost so damn fast!)
(Them chips got tossed in the compost so damn fast!)
September 10, 2026 at 5:08 PM
#TheAdolescent love to stay up under me when I’m trying new snacks. I had some Spicy Crayfish Lay’s. We each tried exactly ONE. Now, all of a sudden, he think I need space
(Them chips got tossed in the compost so damn fast!)
(Them chips got tossed in the compost so damn fast!)
Me: minding my business and eating my lil fudgy brownie
#TheAdolescent: you wanna. watch a #Ghostwriter?
So …now we’re watching an episode. He swear he Jamal because he’s Black + the “leader”.
I’ll take it. Because he’s interested in reading and writing more now
#RepresentationMatters
#TheAdolescent: you wanna. watch a #Ghostwriter?
So …now we’re watching an episode. He swear he Jamal because he’s Black + the “leader”.
I’ll take it. Because he’s interested in reading and writing more now
#RepresentationMatters
September 8, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Me: minding my business and eating my lil fudgy brownie
#TheAdolescent: you wanna. watch a #Ghostwriter?
So …now we’re watching an episode. He swear he Jamal because he’s Black + the “leader”.
I’ll take it. Because he’s interested in reading and writing more now
#RepresentationMatters
#TheAdolescent: you wanna. watch a #Ghostwriter?
So …now we’re watching an episode. He swear he Jamal because he’s Black + the “leader”.
I’ll take it. Because he’s interested in reading and writing more now
#RepresentationMatters
I’m practicing to improve my baking skills. #TheAdolescent is pleased
He ain’t finna eat all my attempts doe! Find some fruit or something.
Might hafta start gifting my trials to friends and neighbours
He ain’t finna eat all my attempts doe! Find some fruit or something.
Might hafta start gifting my trials to friends and neighbours
September 6, 2026 at 10:28 PM
I’m practicing to improve my baking skills. #TheAdolescent is pleased
He ain’t finna eat all my attempts doe! Find some fruit or something.
Might hafta start gifting my trials to friends and neighbours
He ain’t finna eat all my attempts doe! Find some fruit or something.
Might hafta start gifting my trials to friends and neighbours
I’ve officially contacted at least one cousin from each of my 5 paternal uncles. Keeping the family together might just could work!! I love being the new adults. We shaking things up
Grateful my cousins are responsive and willing to participate. My heart is FULL 🥰🥰🥰
Grateful my cousins are responsive and willing to participate. My heart is FULL 🥰🥰🥰
September 5, 2026 at 10:20 PM
I’ve officially contacted at least one cousin from each of my 5 paternal uncles. Keeping the family together might just could work!! I love being the new adults. We shaking things up
Grateful my cousins are responsive and willing to participate. My heart is FULL 🥰🥰🥰
Grateful my cousins are responsive and willing to participate. My heart is FULL 🥰🥰🥰
#TheAdolescent is going through my Kerrygold *and* Lurpak! He finna start getting this regular ol’ butter from these Spsnish cows. My budget ain’t designed for a pre-teen boy! Imma be hurting hurting when he turns 13 in February
September 5, 2026 at 9:43 PM
#TheAdolescent is going through my Kerrygold *and* Lurpak! He finna start getting this regular ol’ butter from these Spsnish cows. My budget ain’t designed for a pre-teen boy! Imma be hurting hurting when he turns 13 in February
Tried the passion fruit Snickers. I’m glad I bought two! #SnickersMaracuya
September 4, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Tried the passion fruit Snickers. I’m glad I bought two! #SnickersMaracuya
#TheAdolescent claimed tomorrow as one of his weekly cooking days (he’s learning)
I told him my food requests. Why this boy tell me he already got a fixed menu in mind? Also, why do he got expensive taste? This my fault for introducing him to nice things. Lemme return him to his daddy!!
I told him my food requests. Why this boy tell me he already got a fixed menu in mind? Also, why do he got expensive taste? This my fault for introducing him to nice things. Lemme return him to his daddy!!
September 4, 2026 at 3:03 PM
#TheAdolescent claimed tomorrow as one of his weekly cooking days (he’s learning)
I told him my food requests. Why this boy tell me he already got a fixed menu in mind? Also, why do he got expensive taste? This my fault for introducing him to nice things. Lemme return him to his daddy!!
I told him my food requests. Why this boy tell me he already got a fixed menu in mind? Also, why do he got expensive taste? This my fault for introducing him to nice things. Lemme return him to his daddy!!
#TheAdolescent *woke up* blasting Central Cee. He tried to play that in the living room whilst working on our puzzles. I asked for something less vulgar without profanity
Why this child say 🗣️Alexa, play KidsBop?!?
(I’m tired of being bullied in my own house)
Why this child say 🗣️Alexa, play KidsBop?!?
(I’m tired of being bullied in my own house)
August 29, 2026 at 9:35 AM
#TheAdolescent *woke up* blasting Central Cee. He tried to play that in the living room whilst working on our puzzles. I asked for something less vulgar without profanity
Why this child say 🗣️Alexa, play KidsBop?!?
(I’m tired of being bullied in my own house)
Why this child say 🗣️Alexa, play KidsBop?!?
(I’m tired of being bullied in my own house)
Kiddo wanna act like he ain’t gonna go to bed after movie night. Kept playing with the remote. I didn’t argue; I turned the tv off remotely. He forget it’s Alexa in this house. Keep playing and I’ll turn the internets off. EYE got data, beloved
#FridayNightLightsOut
#FridayNightLightsOut
August 28, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Kiddo wanna act like he ain’t gonna go to bed after movie night. Kept playing with the remote. I didn’t argue; I turned the tv off remotely. He forget it’s Alexa in this house. Keep playing and I’ll turn the internets off. EYE got data, beloved
#FridayNightLightsOut
#FridayNightLightsOut
The #BoyChild made lunch today (his father was with him). I walked in to a fully set table, my kitchen clean and a super proud adolescent. The food was delicious
I didn’t hafta do anything but eat. I asked my dessert options and this kid said 🗣️ water, water, or fruit!
I didn’t hafta do anything but eat. I asked my dessert options and this kid said 🗣️ water, water, or fruit!
August 26, 2026 at 1:00 PM
The #BoyChild made lunch today (his father was with him). I walked in to a fully set table, my kitchen clean and a super proud adolescent. The food was delicious
I didn’t hafta do anything but eat. I asked my dessert options and this kid said 🗣️ water, water, or fruit!
I didn’t hafta do anything but eat. I asked my dessert options and this kid said 🗣️ water, water, or fruit!
Today #TheAdolescent learned that “Annie” ain’t always been Black. He wanted me to watch a movie with him (I’m NOT a movie person). I requested a musical 🎶 and he knows I’ll sit through “Annie” nicely. I pulled up the original Annie (just to mess with him)
This boy talmbout “Stop playing…
This boy talmbout “Stop playing…
August 26, 2026 at 9:41 AM
Today #TheAdolescent learned that “Annie” ain’t always been Black. He wanted me to watch a movie with him (I’m NOT a movie person). I requested a musical 🎶 and he knows I’ll sit through “Annie” nicely. I pulled up the original Annie (just to mess with him)
This boy talmbout “Stop playing…
This boy talmbout “Stop playing…
#TheAdolescent just asked me if I’ve been to a Bob Marley concert because we both have dreadlocks. It’s now his bedtime
(Bob Marley died before I was born. We were playing #GuessWho . Our version has different categories with both real+fictional persons)
(Bob Marley died before I was born. We were playing #GuessWho . Our version has different categories with both real+fictional persons)
August 22, 2026 at 9:56 PM
#TheAdolescent just asked me if I’ve been to a Bob Marley concert because we both have dreadlocks. It’s now his bedtime
(Bob Marley died before I was born. We were playing #GuessWho . Our version has different categories with both real+fictional persons)
(Bob Marley died before I was born. We were playing #GuessWho . Our version has different categories with both real+fictional persons)
I was ready to lose my cool with #TheAdolescent. While he went out with friends, I let his dad know what was going on. When the #BoyChild got home and saw his daddy? Loved it for me!
I lead the chat then his dad followed up with support. He even threw in some extra razzle dazzle.
I lead the chat then his dad followed up with support. He even threw in some extra razzle dazzle.
August 21, 2026 at 9:43 PM
I was ready to lose my cool with #TheAdolescent. While he went out with friends, I let his dad know what was going on. When the #BoyChild got home and saw his daddy? Loved it for me!
I lead the chat then his dad followed up with support. He even threw in some extra razzle dazzle.
I lead the chat then his dad followed up with support. He even threw in some extra razzle dazzle.
I shoulda neva let #TheAdolescent use my Alexa for music. Why is it recommending Central Cee, Lil Mosey and Ice Spice???
I’m 41. Gimme back my K-Ci + JoJo, Anthony Hamilton, Boyz, Mariah, Luther. Y’all ain’t got no Mariah, Whitney, Monica? A splash of Brandy?
#MiddleAgedMusic
I’m 41. Gimme back my K-Ci + JoJo, Anthony Hamilton, Boyz, Mariah, Luther. Y’all ain’t got no Mariah, Whitney, Monica? A splash of Brandy?
#MiddleAgedMusic
August 21, 2026 at 2:43 PM
I shoulda neva let #TheAdolescent use my Alexa for music. Why is it recommending Central Cee, Lil Mosey and Ice Spice???
I’m 41. Gimme back my K-Ci + JoJo, Anthony Hamilton, Boyz, Mariah, Luther. Y’all ain’t got no Mariah, Whitney, Monica? A splash of Brandy?
#MiddleAgedMusic
I’m 41. Gimme back my K-Ci + JoJo, Anthony Hamilton, Boyz, Mariah, Luther. Y’all ain’t got no Mariah, Whitney, Monica? A splash of Brandy?
#MiddleAgedMusic
#TheAdolescent asked for extra sweets after being advised of his serving size options. I asked what he was willing to do for his extra sweets (an extra fruit/vege serving; no juice today; 2 more cups of water; etc)
Why this boy look at my #GirlCousin and say „this is extortion”????
Why this boy look at my #GirlCousin and say „this is extortion”????
August 21, 2026 at 7:10 AM
#TheAdolescent asked for extra sweets after being advised of his serving size options. I asked what he was willing to do for his extra sweets (an extra fruit/vege serving; no juice today; 2 more cups of water; etc)
Why this boy look at my #GirlCousin and say „this is extortion”????
Why this boy look at my #GirlCousin and say „this is extortion”????
#GirlCousin helped herself to some peanuts and used a paper towel. #TheAdolescence swooped in [unprompted] right behind her with a ramekin and said “we use these here”
Now she tryna explain the socioeconomic situation she grew up in
(I’ve created a monster. He right doe!)
Now she tryna explain the socioeconomic situation she grew up in
(I’ve created a monster. He right doe!)
August 19, 2026 at 10:02 PM
#GirlCousin helped herself to some peanuts and used a paper towel. #TheAdolescence swooped in [unprompted] right behind her with a ramekin and said “we use these here”
Now she tryna explain the socioeconomic situation she grew up in
(I’ve created a monster. He right doe!)
Now she tryna explain the socioeconomic situation she grew up in
(I’ve created a monster. He right doe!)
#TheAdolescent: what time you coming back?
Me: you gone miss me?
Him: I wanna bake the rest of my cookies
Me: …
Me: I’ll let your dad know
(He stay humbling me)
Me: you gone miss me?
Him: I wanna bake the rest of my cookies
Me: …
Me: I’ll let your dad know
(He stay humbling me)
August 13, 2026 at 4:25 PM
#TheAdolescent: what time you coming back?
Me: you gone miss me?
Him: I wanna bake the rest of my cookies
Me: …
Me: I’ll let your dad know
(He stay humbling me)
Me: you gone miss me?
Him: I wanna bake the rest of my cookies
Me: …
Me: I’ll let your dad know
(He stay humbling me)
Finally responded to my therapist.
She quickly text back asking if I got anything urgent going. As in something to address today. Told her no
Why this lady talmbout “good. see you in September. my August holidays start at lunch TODAY. get somebody else to do it!” ?!!
*names 2 coworkers I like*
She quickly text back asking if I got anything urgent going. As in something to address today. Told her no
Why this lady talmbout “good. see you in September. my August holidays start at lunch TODAY. get somebody else to do it!” ?!!
*names 2 coworkers I like*
August 12, 2026 at 11:03 AM
Finally responded to my therapist.
She quickly text back asking if I got anything urgent going. As in something to address today. Told her no
Why this lady talmbout “good. see you in September. my August holidays start at lunch TODAY. get somebody else to do it!” ?!!
*names 2 coworkers I like*
She quickly text back asking if I got anything urgent going. As in something to address today. Told her no
Why this lady talmbout “good. see you in September. my August holidays start at lunch TODAY. get somebody else to do it!” ?!!
*names 2 coworkers I like*
Me: hey #Adolescent, you know I’m away for a few nights. You wanna go to your dad first thing in the morning *or* immediately after lunch?
Him: I eat better with you
Me: I… love you too?
(Guess who gone hafta make lunch tomorrow? 🤭
I look like a personal chef to him???)
Him: I eat better with you
Me: I… love you too?
(Guess who gone hafta make lunch tomorrow? 🤭
I look like a personal chef to him???)
August 12, 2026 at 7:46 AM
Me: hey #Adolescent, you know I’m away for a few nights. You wanna go to your dad first thing in the morning *or* immediately after lunch?
Him: I eat better with you
Me: I… love you too?
(Guess who gone hafta make lunch tomorrow? 🤭
I look like a personal chef to him???)
Him: I eat better with you
Me: I… love you too?
(Guess who gone hafta make lunch tomorrow? 🤭
I look like a personal chef to him???)