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TesticleOReilly
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Liver, laugher, lover
Well that didn't take long for the Patriots™ to jump on the bandwagon
September 16, 2026 at 8:38 PM
"Uncle Jay, what was it like in the early 21st century?"

Well, kids ...
September 16, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Apparently some fucking wombat has already made an AI image of Jesus welcoming that little boy into heaven.
September 16, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Also, Bill Murray: comedy genius or creepy old cunt with a god complex who's only famous because John Belushi died and he was supposed to be Venkman in Ghostbusters?
September 16, 2026 at 7:55 PM
I have a theory about the Ghostbusters remake. It's not because it was a female cast that people didn't like it, it's because it's one of those films that you don't redo. Any cast and script would have gotten slated. Think Moyes taking over from Ferguson.
September 16, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Gerry's found my Tinder username
Pork Tomahawk
September 16, 2026 at 7:47 PM
I see Ed Sheeran's found a new opening act
September 16, 2026 at 6:53 PM
What a horrific situation. That poor little boy's gone, nothing can change that. The parents have lost their child through no fault of their own, & the person minding Noah took their eyes off him for a few moments and he's gone, & they have to live with that. I'd be putting them on suicide watch.
September 16, 2026 at 6:23 PM
The people of Paddington are just butter 'cause their bear sounds like a Temu knock off.
September 16, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Is anyone else getting a really awkward feeling about this Noah Wood situation?
September 16, 2026 at 10:30 AM
HAHAHAHA
September 16, 2026 at 10:25 AM
Has @mrjamesob.bsky.social come out said this is all very unfair on Ed Sheeran and none of this would have happened if Jeremy Corbyn wasn't a rabid anti-Semite?
September 16, 2026 at 7:32 AM
Scary Spice, May 31, 1998
Fancy being ginger and a cunt
September 16, 2026 at 7:03 AM
Fun facts: more people have left Ed Sheeran's tour than people have been arrested from the Epstein files.
September 16, 2026 at 6:48 AM
Wednesday
September 16, 2026 at 6:33 AM
So have I won the "which bell end will buy mince pies first" competition?
September 15, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Alisson must have sprained his hymen again
September 15, 2026 at 7:04 PM
A little girl's car was hit with 335 bullets. She begged for help for hours. An ambulance was sent, it was shelled and both paramedics killed. The little girl's body was found 12 days later, alongside her 6 family members.

Pointing this out is anti-Semitic and gets you kicked off music tours.
September 15, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Just gonna leave this here without comment
the wife likes it black
September 15, 2026 at 11:42 AM
From the always on point GingerTom
September 15, 2026 at 11:25 AM
If your toast isn't like this are you even woke, bro?
September 15, 2026 at 10:12 AM
"I don't take sides"
September 15, 2026 at 7:42 AM
Tuesday
September 15, 2026 at 7:20 AM
Definitely not bin Laden, he might take the poor fuckers to an Arsenal game.
September 14, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Dolly Parton did this and everyone thinks she's a fucking saint
Ed Sheeran is to play 5 nights at Sun City
September 14, 2026 at 7:37 PM