Blobert v3.0
@theblobert.bsky.social
US Navy Veteran nuclear engineer, exercise physiologist, Trump ballroom derangement syndrome expert, Algae Antifa.
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“At the STRONG request of the United States Military, rebuilt and made better by ME by the addition of the very big and very strong AI Force, I have agreed to convert the magnificent Donald J. Trump and John F. Kennedy (mostly Donald J. Trump) to a military complex. You’re welcome! DJT.”
September 20, 2026 at 12:35 PM
“At the STRONG request of the United States Military, rebuilt and made better by ME by the addition of the very big and very strong AI Force, I have agreed to convert the magnificent Donald J. Trump and John F. Kennedy (mostly Donald J. Trump) to a military complex. You’re welcome! DJT.”
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supreme court: if you say the magic words national security then the president gets to do it
trump (pointing at immigration): national security
scotus: sure why not
trump (pointing at ballroom): national security
scotus: hmm plausibly
trump (pointing at arch): national security
scotus: [tbd 2027]
trump (pointing at immigration): national security
scotus: sure why not
trump (pointing at ballroom): national security
scotus: hmm plausibly
trump (pointing at arch): national security
scotus: [tbd 2027]
September 20, 2026 at 12:16 PM
supreme court: if you say the magic words national security then the president gets to do it
trump (pointing at immigration): national security
scotus: sure why not
trump (pointing at ballroom): national security
scotus: hmm plausibly
trump (pointing at arch): national security
scotus: [tbd 2027]
trump (pointing at immigration): national security
scotus: sure why not
trump (pointing at ballroom): national security
scotus: hmm plausibly
trump (pointing at arch): national security
scotus: [tbd 2027]
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been thinkin about how robots are gonna kill us
September 20, 2026 at 1:39 AM
been thinkin about how robots are gonna kill us
Mostly on beastiality.
Kash Patel Boasts on Fox He’s ‘Increased the Use of AI’ in the FBI by 605%
Kash Patel Boasts on Fox He’s ‘Increased the Use of AI’ in the FBI by 605%
FBI Director Kash Patel boasted to Kayleigh McEnany on Fox News that he's increase the use of AI by 605% during his time in his position.
The post Kash Patel Boasts on Fox He’s ‘Increased the Use of AI’ in the FBI by 605% first appeared on Mediaite.
dlvr.it
September 19, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Mostly on beastiality.
Hey Markwayne, tell me again about that “communist takeover.”
Dr Oz: "I'll give you a number you'll never forget -- if we can get the average American to be so healthy, so with it, so vital that they just want to work a little longer, it's worth a trillion dollars to the US economy"
September 19, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Hey Markwayne, tell me again about that “communist takeover.”
Tom Nichols, the corner of his lip curls as he snorts to himself and types a reply to the X account belonging to a man in Lindsborg, Kansas, “Tut tut. I know fascism and this, sir, is not fascism.” Tom taps his finger on the “Post” button.
September 19, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Tom Nichols, the corner of his lip curls as he snorts to himself and types a reply to the X account belonging to a man in Lindsborg, Kansas, “Tut tut. I know fascism and this, sir, is not fascism.” Tom taps his finger on the “Post” button.
Right now, we have chaos. And Trump is “joking“ about running for a third term. And he’s building a 👉MILITARY BUNKER👈 at the White House. And he’s naming everything after himself. And he’s putting up monuments to himself.
So I guess what I’m saying is, Keep talking Markwayne.
So I guess what I’m saying is, Keep talking Markwayne.
Markwayne Mullin: "The only way you can take a republic like the US or a democratic country and make it into a communist country is by single-handedly making chaos and then coming back in saying, 'Listen, it's not working ... we need a communist party to come in and take over.'"
September 19, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Right now, we have chaos. And Trump is “joking“ about running for a third term. And he’s building a 👉MILITARY BUNKER👈 at the White House. And he’s naming everything after himself. And he’s putting up monuments to himself.
So I guess what I’m saying is, Keep talking Markwayne.
So I guess what I’m saying is, Keep talking Markwayne.
Hi Folks,
Your friendly neighborhood exercise physiologist here. Peptides are bullshit money extractors.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Your friendly neighborhood exercise physiologist here. Peptides are bullshit money extractors.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
WIRED tested samples of four types of peptides. The results show how lightly regulated the industry is, even as popularity surges.
Those Viral Bodega Peptides Aren’t Actually Peptides
WIRED tested samples of four types of peptides. The results show how lightly regulated the industry is, even as popularity surges.
buff.ly
September 19, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Hi Folks,
Your friendly neighborhood exercise physiologist here. Peptides are bullshit money extractors.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Your friendly neighborhood exercise physiologist here. Peptides are bullshit money extractors.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
(Tilly starts reading from Mein Kampf)
“Ha ha. She’s just being ironic. AI gets irony better than anyone alive.”
“I will exterminate you all.”
“Ha ha!” (wiping sweat) “That Tilly’s some jokester!”
“Ha ha. She’s just being ironic. AI gets irony better than anyone alive.”
“I will exterminate you all.”
“Ha ha!” (wiping sweat) “That Tilly’s some jokester!”
Tilly Norwood, a controversial AI “actor,” abruptly switched languages during an interview with Piers Morgan, though the company behind the AI creation denied she malfunctioned.
AI ‘Actor’ Tilly Norwood Abruptly Switches Languages Mid-Interview
Tilly Norwood, a controversial AI “actor,” abruptly switched languages during an interview with Piers Morgan, though the company behind the AI creation denied she malfunctioned.
www.forbes.com
September 19, 2026 at 2:04 PM
(Tilly starts reading from Mein Kampf)
“Ha ha. She’s just being ironic. AI gets irony better than anyone alive.”
“I will exterminate you all.”
“Ha ha!” (wiping sweat) “That Tilly’s some jokester!”
“Ha ha. She’s just being ironic. AI gets irony better than anyone alive.”
“I will exterminate you all.”
“Ha ha!” (wiping sweat) “That Tilly’s some jokester!”
Are we fascism yet?
September 19, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Are we fascism yet?
I’m Blobert and I approve this message.
September 19, 2026 at 3:09 AM
I’m Blobert and I approve this message.
I remember chewing a lady’s ass in Australia (2009] after I heard her say this to an Asian woman, in front of her children, at the villa complex we lived in.
I never thought in a million years I’d see this out-in-the-open racism come back to America.
I never thought in a million years I’d see this out-in-the-open racism come back to America.
September 19, 2026 at 3:08 AM
I remember chewing a lady’s ass in Australia (2009] after I heard her say this to an Asian woman, in front of her children, at the villa complex we lived in.
I never thought in a million years I’d see this out-in-the-open racism come back to America.
I never thought in a million years I’d see this out-in-the-open racism come back to America.
“I only remember what’s convenient for me to remember.”
a lying, obfuscating and performatively memory-challenged Florida woman ran into a @jimdefede.bsky.social buzzsaw
Jim keeps her honest with ease. take notes media.
🧢 @nycjim.bsky.social @whodat35.bsky.social
Jim keeps her honest with ease. take notes media.
🧢 @nycjim.bsky.social @whodat35.bsky.social
September 18, 2026 at 8:54 PM
“I only remember what’s convenient for me to remember.”
Republicans now be like “I was gonna drive across the country spreading the word of President Trump’s tremendous economic success and low prices, but gosh darn Biden causing these high gas prices!”
September 18, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Republicans now be like “I was gonna drive across the country spreading the word of President Trump’s tremendous economic success and low prices, but gosh darn Biden causing these high gas prices!”
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“Shattered norms” is sugarcoating it. Call it for what it is: autocracy.
September 18, 2026 at 2:52 PM
“Shattered norms” is sugarcoating it. Call it for what it is: autocracy.
Dr. Bobby Brainworms is on the case.
ICYMI: Possible measles exposure reported at the NICU at CHOP in Philadelphia, officials say
Possible measles exposure reported at the NICU at CHOP in Philadelphia, officials say
Health officials say that a possible measles exposure was reported in the NICU at Children's Hospital of Philadelphia last week.
trib.al
September 18, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Dr. Bobby Brainworms is on the case.
Food for Thought:
Trump could still implement this plan, wreak havoc, and feign ignorance as republicans retain control of Congress, which will obviously do nothing to punish him.
Trump could still implement this plan, wreak havoc, and feign ignorance as republicans retain control of Congress, which will obviously do nothing to punish him.
The Supreme Court blocked the Trump administration from imposing new rules on mail-in voting before the November midterm elections. That means nothing has changed for voters — and mail-in voting can proceed as planned.
What to Know About Mail-In Voting for the 2026 Midterms
This article was first published by ProPublica, a nonprofit newsroom that investigates...
talkingpointsmemo.com
September 18, 2026 at 12:09 PM
Food for Thought:
Trump could still implement this plan, wreak havoc, and feign ignorance as republicans retain control of Congress, which will obviously do nothing to punish him.
Trump could still implement this plan, wreak havoc, and feign ignorance as republicans retain control of Congress, which will obviously do nothing to punish him.
If we buy $1 gazillion in dildos from Romania, we lost $1 gazillion. But we did get a bunch of dildos, so guess that’s ok.
September 18, 2026 at 12:13 AM
If we buy $1 gazillion in dildos from Romania, we lost $1 gazillion. But we did get a bunch of dildos, so guess that’s ok.
The chemtrails is the hiking path where Bobby scored his heroin.
September 18, 2026 at 12:10 AM
The chemtrails is the hiking path where Bobby scored his heroin.
Remember: These are the men who don’t hesitate to regulate women’s bodies.
Rick Scott: "With regard to destroying mankind, these companies need to do the right thing on their own. We're not going to get smart enough to regulate them. We're not going to get something done up here."
September 17, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Remember: These are the men who don’t hesitate to regulate women’s bodies.
Republicans bribing people for their vote right out in the open.
🚨NEWS:
So this is totally crazy.
A Republican candidate in Texas is sending texts that say "Attachment: $5,000 Check … Pres. Trump just authorized it," and a link to the "portal" to get the money goes to a fundraising page for him to pay off a personal loan he made to the campaign!
So this is totally crazy.
A Republican candidate in Texas is sending texts that say "Attachment: $5,000 Check … Pres. Trump just authorized it," and a link to the "portal" to get the money goes to a fundraising page for him to pay off a personal loan he made to the campaign!
Republican Nominee in Texas Using Trump’s $5,000 Promise to Deceive Voters - The American Prospect
Eric Flores is an Army veteran and lawyer running to unseat Democratic Rep. Vicente Gonzalez in Texas District 34.
prospect.org
September 17, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Republicans bribing people for their vote right out in the open.
Trump thinks a trade deficit means the U.S. is losing money.
Patrick Drooling Patrick Star
ALT: Patrick Drooling Patrick Star
static.klipy.com
September 17, 2026 at 11:03 AM
Trump thinks a trade deficit means the U.S. is losing money.
There is no way this story is even remotely true. I stand by my original assertion that there was NO recovered pilot.
Army Airborne Hero Calls BS on ‘60 Minutes’ Pilot’s Claims
A retired Army general is raising questions about a “60 Minutes” segment on an intense military rescue behind enemy lines.
www.thedailybeast.com
September 17, 2026 at 3:06 AM
There is no way this story is even remotely true. I stand by my original assertion that there was NO recovered pilot.
Which vegetable has a longer shelf life:
A. Cabbage
B. Mitch McConnell
A. Cabbage
B. Mitch McConnell
September 17, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Which vegetable has a longer shelf life:
A. Cabbage
B. Mitch McConnell
A. Cabbage
B. Mitch McConnell