the bad batch bot
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posting random quotes from the bad batch series, the clone wars 7.1-7.4, and hyperspace stories #10 every 3 hours. run by @rocketmanakin.bsky.social
- Doctor, um, I'm... I'm still hungry.
- It will pass.
- It will pass.
October 3, 2026 at 10:40 AM
- Doctor, um, I'm... I'm still hungry.
- It will pass.
- It will pass.
Stop pretending to be something you're not, Hunter. We're not like the regs. We never have been. We're superior. The Empire can't protect the galaxy without strength. This is what we were made for. Think of all we could do together. We were brothers once. We can be again.
October 3, 2026 at 7:41 AM
Stop pretending to be something you're not, Hunter. We're not like the regs. We never have been. We're superior. The Empire can't protect the galaxy without strength. This is what we were made for. Think of all we could do together. We were brothers once. We can be again.
Is it over already? Aw, man!
October 3, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Is it over already? Aw, man!
I don’t think so, Captain. That’s not our style. We prefer going to them. Bad Batch, Plan 82: Shockwave!
October 3, 2026 at 1:41 AM
I don’t think so, Captain. That’s not our style. We prefer going to them. Bad Batch, Plan 82: Shockwave!
The cities have been destroyed, sir. All Kaminoan facilities have collapsed into the sea.
October 2, 2026 at 10:40 PM
The cities have been destroyed, sir. All Kaminoan facilities have collapsed into the sea.
- I'm telling you, there's a landing pad on that other building.
- So you think there's a ship there we can steal?
- Well, I hope there's a ship we can steal.
- So you think there's a ship there we can steal?
- Well, I hope there's a ship we can steal.
October 2, 2026 at 7:40 PM
- I'm telling you, there's a landing pad on that other building.
- So you think there's a ship there we can steal?
- Well, I hope there's a ship we can steal.
- So you think there's a ship there we can steal?
- Well, I hope there's a ship we can steal.
Please, Hunter! What if there really is treasure there?
October 2, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Please, Hunter! What if there really is treasure there?
Believe me, the truth is rarely comforting.
October 2, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Believe me, the truth is rarely comforting.
The Empire would have destroyed this whole town. She stopped them.
October 2, 2026 at 10:40 AM
The Empire would have destroyed this whole town. She stopped them.
We're being paid to acquire and deliver, not ask questions.
October 2, 2026 at 7:40 AM
We're being paid to acquire and deliver, not ask questions.
The trees have a plan? All right. Whatever they say.
October 2, 2026 at 4:40 AM
The trees have a plan? All right. Whatever they say.
I'm hanging here!
October 2, 2026 at 1:41 AM
I'm hanging here!
- Well, don't go running off with any pirates or smugglers while you're gone.
- Yes. This mission should not involve either.
- That's not exactly what I was getting at.
- Yes. This mission should not involve either.
- That's not exactly what I was getting at.
October 1, 2026 at 10:40 PM
- Well, don't go running off with any pirates or smugglers while you're gone.
- Yes. This mission should not involve either.
- That's not exactly what I was getting at.
- Yes. This mission should not involve either.
- That's not exactly what I was getting at.
I like your style.
October 1, 2026 at 7:41 PM
I like your style.
We're soldiers. We do what needs to be done.
October 1, 2026 at 4:40 PM
We're soldiers. We do what needs to be done.
Imperial encryption will be a problem, especially without Tech.
October 1, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Imperial encryption will be a problem, especially without Tech.
- Are you Gobi? Cid sent us.
- Along with three dozen blasters and a case of thermal detonators.
- Along with three dozen blasters and a case of thermal detonators.
October 1, 2026 at 10:40 AM
- Are you Gobi? Cid sent us.
- Along with three dozen blasters and a case of thermal detonators.
- Along with three dozen blasters and a case of thermal detonators.
We'll survive. But you won't.
October 1, 2026 at 7:41 AM
We'll survive. But you won't.
This is going to be a problem.
October 1, 2026 at 4:40 AM
This is going to be a problem.
We still don't know the coordinates of Tantiss. But between the datapad and all you and Crosshair have told me, we're closer to finding and freeing those clones.
October 1, 2026 at 1:41 AM
We still don't know the coordinates of Tantiss. But between the datapad and all you and Crosshair have told me, we're closer to finding and freeing those clones.
Tech, open that door for Rex!
September 30, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Tech, open that door for Rex!
Hey look, Crosshair, this little clanker likes you.
September 30, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Hey look, Crosshair, this little clanker likes you.
- Are you Gobi? Cid sent us.
- Along with three dozen blasters and a case of thermal detonators.
- Along with three dozen blasters and a case of thermal detonators.
September 30, 2026 at 4:40 PM
- Are you Gobi? Cid sent us.
- Along with three dozen blasters and a case of thermal detonators.
- Along with three dozen blasters and a case of thermal detonators.
Pull all remaining forces out. Let the clones die together.
September 30, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Pull all remaining forces out. Let the clones die together.
To be honest, things were clearer when we were just soldiers.
September 30, 2026 at 10:40 AM
To be honest, things were clearer when we were just soldiers.