Theciscokidder
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Trying to make you laugh. Stay home dad. Left af. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
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It's Father's Day and the longest day of the year. That's so on-brand for the patriarchy.
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I saw deer on my walk and I was all like wow you’re cool deer and they stopped and looked like yeah you’re cool too and then ran away
July 24, 2026 at 4:43 PM
I saw deer on my walk and I was all like wow you’re cool deer and they stopped and looked like yeah you’re cool too and then ran away
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Nothing binds people quite like shared laughter.:)
July 23, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Nothing binds people quite like shared laughter.:)
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🎶like the circles that you find
in the buttholes of your mind🎶
in the buttholes of your mind🎶
July 23, 2026 at 12:07 AM
🎶like the circles that you find
in the buttholes of your mind🎶
in the buttholes of your mind🎶
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My cat who was homeless and on the verge of starvation when I found her refuses to eat anything but expensive salmon food and treats.
July 9, 2026 at 7:01 PM
My cat who was homeless and on the verge of starvation when I found her refuses to eat anything but expensive salmon food and treats.
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I don't mind working with people, I just don't like working with the public.
July 24, 2026 at 4:19 PM
I don't mind working with people, I just don't like working with the public.
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The term "poop deck" has absolutely nothing to do with shit. It comes from the French word for stern, poupe.
Your poupe shitpost for the day.
Your poupe shitpost for the day.
July 22, 2026 at 11:37 AM
The term "poop deck" has absolutely nothing to do with shit. It comes from the French word for stern, poupe.
Your poupe shitpost for the day.
Your poupe shitpost for the day.
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Ruin a book by adding a word:
The Invisible Man Bun
The Invisible Man Bun
Ruin a book by adding a word:
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"The Heart Is a Lonely Hunter Biden."
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"The Heart Is a Lonely Hunter Biden."
July 24, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Ruin a book by adding a word:
The Invisible Man Bun
The Invisible Man Bun
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Someone stole my ghost.
July 24, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Someone stole my ghost.
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Of all the things I want to feel, number one is to simply feel okay.
June 24, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Of all the things I want to feel, number one is to simply feel okay.
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She’s a ten but the last screenshot she posted showed her phone battery at 4%.
July 22, 2026 at 8:40 PM
She’s a ten but the last screenshot she posted showed her phone battery at 4%.
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People be like, "Of course I make mistakes, I'm just human." And I'm like, "Ew."
July 24, 2026 at 3:23 PM
People be like, "Of course I make mistakes, I'm just human." And I'm like, "Ew."
Aww, look at that cute old couple. They're holding hands..... and probably change each other's diapers too.
July 24, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Aww, look at that cute old couple. They're holding hands..... and probably change each other's diapers too.
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I'll be spraying all my lettuce with Lysol before I eat it, just to be on the safe side.
July 16, 2026 at 7:58 PM
I'll be spraying all my lettuce with Lysol before I eat it, just to be on the safe side.
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that’s me in the corner that’s me in the spotlight, losing my religion 🎶
July 24, 2026 at 11:29 AM
that’s me in the corner that’s me in the spotlight, losing my religion 🎶
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There’s nothing better than going to bed earlier the older you get.
July 21, 2026 at 9:50 PM
There’s nothing better than going to bed earlier the older you get.
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Normalise wanting to escape reality.
July 24, 2026 at 6:56 AM
Normalise wanting to escape reality.
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packing stress dream: the boxes are actually full of bodies I need to hide
July 21, 2026 at 2:39 PM
packing stress dream: the boxes are actually full of bodies I need to hide
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Not to get political but life should be easy and free
July 24, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Not to get political but life should be easy and free
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It's funny how often I operate heavy machinery, even though I have five pill bottles telling me not to
July 22, 2026 at 11:49 PM
It's funny how often I operate heavy machinery, even though I have five pill bottles telling me not to
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Me *avoids produce for a month to not get a tummy ache
Also me *eats a corn dog wrapped in a funnel cake dipped in nacho cheese with sprinkles cuz it's the county fair, baby!
Also me *eats a corn dog wrapped in a funnel cake dipped in nacho cheese with sprinkles cuz it's the county fair, baby!
July 24, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Me *avoids produce for a month to not get a tummy ache
Also me *eats a corn dog wrapped in a funnel cake dipped in nacho cheese with sprinkles cuz it's the county fair, baby!
Also me *eats a corn dog wrapped in a funnel cake dipped in nacho cheese with sprinkles cuz it's the county fair, baby!
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My little goth kitty wishes everyone a happy Friday.
July 24, 2026 at 11:38 AM
My little goth kitty wishes everyone a happy Friday.
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have you ever woken up on the destructive side of the bed?
July 4, 2026 at 1:59 PM
have you ever woken up on the destructive side of the bed?
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Barista: This coffee has notes of berry and carob.
Customer: Got any that just tastes like coffee?
Customer: Got any that just tastes like coffee?
June 25, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Barista: This coffee has notes of berry and carob.
Customer: Got any that just tastes like coffee?
Customer: Got any that just tastes like coffee?
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I’m so tired, even when I wake up, I’m already sick of this shit
July 24, 2026 at 9:44 AM
I’m so tired, even when I wake up, I’m already sick of this shit
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We have two settings:
1) Silly
2) Crushed under the weight of crippling depression
1) Silly
2) Crushed under the weight of crippling depression
July 19, 2026 at 12:12 AM
We have two settings:
1) Silly
2) Crushed under the weight of crippling depression
1) Silly
2) Crushed under the weight of crippling depression