cool squirtle 🕶️ | 🎀😈
@thecoolsquirtle.bsky.social
he/him
here for tv, sports, and sane political takes
you're probably taking me more seriously than i intend to be taken
📺 ★★: https://srlzd.com/u/coolJay
🟠🟢🔵: https://boxd.it/4xJnd
📺: #BBSky #Survivor #theTraitorsUS
🏈: #Chiefs #TheU
⚾: #Royals
🏒: #MNWild
here for tv, sports, and sane political takes
you're probably taking me more seriously than i intend to be taken
📺 ★★: https://srlzd.com/u/coolJay
🟠🟢🔵: https://boxd.it/4xJnd
📺: #BBSky #Survivor #theTraitorsUS
🏈: #Chiefs #TheU
⚾: #Royals
🏒: #MNWild
i finally got around to watching Off Campus and it was hella cute! i'll be sat for the allie season 2 if there is one.
September 19, 2026 at 3:22 PM
i finally got around to watching Off Campus and it was hella cute! i'll be sat for the allie season 2 if there is one.
i finally finished The Shards and it literally somehow got worse every episode? i've never watched a show that cared so deeply about aesthetics and literally nothing else. what a beautiful waste of time. nobody should watch this.
god this show is so bad 💀
anyways, anyone else watching #TheShards? i watched the first episode last night and i'm intrigued. i liked the main guy when he was in midnight mass and midnight club on netflix!
September 19, 2026 at 5:13 AM
i finally finished The Shards and it literally somehow got worse every episode? i've never watched a show that cared so deeply about aesthetics and literally nothing else. what a beautiful waste of time. nobody should watch this.
Reposted by cool squirtle 🕶️ | 🎀😈
Reposted by cool squirtle 🕶️ | 🎀😈
i must have an immunity to ashleys
September 19, 2026 at 4:15 AM
i must have an immunity to ashleys
not nearly as good as the books, but i'll enjoy anything with DOB
September 19, 2026 at 4:05 AM
not nearly as good as the books, but i'll enjoy anything with DOB
Reposted by cool squirtle 🕶️ | 🎀😈
cirie when all she got was jared 😭
September 19, 2026 at 3:39 AM
cirie when all she got was jared 😭
INJECT IT.
September 19, 2026 at 2:39 AM
INJECT IT.
STOP THE COUNT
September 19, 2026 at 2:23 AM
STOP THE COUNT
i'm still here. like what POSSESSED HIM???
September 19, 2026 at 1:43 AM
i'm still here. like what POSSESSED HIM???
September 19, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Reposted by cool squirtle 🕶️ | 🎀😈
dee being a double nominee for the threatening people award i’m crying
September 19, 2026 at 1:23 AM
dee being a double nominee for the threatening people award i’m crying
Reposted by cool squirtle 🕶️ | 🎀😈
drew telling melody they gotta lock in a final 4 with the icons rn during the de and now they’re about to be otb. you have to laugh 😭😭
Leah Kateb & Serena Page Laughing on Love Island
ALT: Leah Kateb & Serena Page Laughing on Love Island
static.klipy.com
September 19, 2026 at 1:10 AM
drew telling melody they gotta lock in a final 4 with the icons rn during the de and now they’re about to be otb. you have to laugh 😭😭
Reposted by cool squirtle 🕶️ | 🎀😈
and i say this as someone who has always been big brother >>>> survivor every day, this whole “this is OUR house” shit is REALLY fucking annoying esp when this narrative didn’t exist during bb25 #bb28
September 19, 2026 at 1:08 AM
and i say this as someone who has always been big brother >>>> survivor every day, this whole “this is OUR house” shit is REALLY fucking annoying esp when this narrative didn’t exist during bb25 #bb28