TheCynicalOptimist
@thecynicaloptimist.bsky.social
🇺🇸 Your Place is in The Resistance 🇺🇸
Clarence Residents for Human Rights; Buffalo North Towns
Married Momma of 2. George Carlin is my idol. No Bio-No Follow. DMs off.
Creating art for my mental health --> www.thecynnicaloptimist.com
Clarence Residents for Human Rights; Buffalo North Towns
Married Momma of 2. George Carlin is my idol. No Bio-No Follow. DMs off.
Creating art for my mental health --> www.thecynnicaloptimist.com
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i do LOVE hearing the GOP fearmongering about Sharia Law...
September 28, 2026 at 2:04 PM
i do LOVE hearing the GOP fearmongering about Sharia Law...
My 12 year old: “Daddy… what would you do if you and mom just finished having sex and then she bit your head off? That’s what preying mantises do sometimes.”
My husband: 😳
Having a middle schooler is weird.
My husband: 😳
Having a middle schooler is weird.
September 8, 2026 at 7:58 PM
My 12 year old: “Daddy… what would you do if you and mom just finished having sex and then she bit your head off? That’s what preying mantises do sometimes.”
My husband: 😳
Having a middle schooler is weird.
My husband: 😳
Having a middle schooler is weird.
My mom, being supportive of my business idea: “your idea is so good, I think people are gonna steal it. But it’s also a great idea.”
September 8, 2026 at 7:57 PM
My mom, being supportive of my business idea: “your idea is so good, I think people are gonna steal it. But it’s also a great idea.”
My kids are preparing for school by printing a copy of the Geneva convention to show their teachers when they try to enact a group punishment.
September 5, 2026 at 12:38 PM
My kids are preparing for school by printing a copy of the Geneva convention to show their teachers when they try to enact a group punishment.
Not sure how to explain my “type” is dudes like Kevin Reddington and Zohran Mamdani.
September 4, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Not sure how to explain my “type” is dudes like Kevin Reddington and Zohran Mamdani.
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What a time to be alive.
August 7, 2026 at 12:08 AM
What a time to be alive.
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This guy must be watched very closely in future elections so he doesn't pull the same 'shenanigans' as he did in Nov 24 to help Trump win ......
July 31, 2026 at 2:57 PM
This guy must be watched very closely in future elections so he doesn't pull the same 'shenanigans' as he did in Nov 24 to help Trump win ......
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Four young men sitting directly behind Trump onstage at his Georgia rally last night openly mocked him, right behind his back.
So lovely to see young people enjoying themselves:
🥚🥚🥚🥚 "Eggs! Eggs! Eggs have gone up four times!!
Four times!! I said, 'I just got here—give me a break!!'"
So lovely to see young people enjoying themselves:
🥚🥚🥚🥚 "Eggs! Eggs! Eggs have gone up four times!!
Four times!! I said, 'I just got here—give me a break!!'"
July 23, 2026 at 7:47 AM
Four young men sitting directly behind Trump onstage at his Georgia rally last night openly mocked him, right behind his back.
So lovely to see young people enjoying themselves:
🥚🥚🥚🥚 "Eggs! Eggs! Eggs have gone up four times!!
Four times!! I said, 'I just got here—give me a break!!'"
So lovely to see young people enjoying themselves:
🥚🥚🥚🥚 "Eggs! Eggs! Eggs have gone up four times!!
Four times!! I said, 'I just got here—give me a break!!'"
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July 22, 2026 at 3:37 AM
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Financial disclosures show that Susan Collins was taking checks from some of the men named in Epstein Files.
More Donations from Epstein Contacts to Susan Collins Uncovered
Collins took money from men on the Epstein list before voting against releasing the files
meidasnews.com
July 21, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Financial disclosures show that Susan Collins was taking checks from some of the men named in Epstein Files.
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WTF is wrong with these MAGA cultist followers!? Oh yeah they worship the 🍊💩🤡 pedo's!
🚨Meet Carrie VanDeventer-Douponce — Sturgis, MI business owner, a vocal “Protect Parental Rights” activist who campaigned to Vote NO on Michigan’s Proposal 3 and now faces child r*pe charges.
🚨Meet Carrie VanDeventer-Douponce — Sturgis, MI business owner, a vocal “Protect Parental Rights” activist who campaigned to Vote NO on Michigan’s Proposal 3 and now faces child r*pe charges.
July 20, 2026 at 1:14 PM
WTF is wrong with these MAGA cultist followers!? Oh yeah they worship the 🍊💩🤡 pedo's!
🚨Meet Carrie VanDeventer-Douponce — Sturgis, MI business owner, a vocal “Protect Parental Rights” activist who campaigned to Vote NO on Michigan’s Proposal 3 and now faces child r*pe charges.
🚨Meet Carrie VanDeventer-Douponce — Sturgis, MI business owner, a vocal “Protect Parental Rights” activist who campaigned to Vote NO on Michigan’s Proposal 3 and now faces child r*pe charges.
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Epstein was involved in trafficking. It is one of the most destructive things you can do to a human being. Think about what it does to child under the age of independence, without a high school education and severe PTSD. The fact that these women survived and made lives for themselves is astounding.
BREAKING: 35,000 anti-sex trafficking advocates, survivors of Epstein’s abuse, and concerned citizens announce opposition to Todd Blanche's confirmation.
July 17, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Epstein was involved in trafficking. It is one of the most destructive things you can do to a human being. Think about what it does to child under the age of independence, without a high school education and severe PTSD. The fact that these women survived and made lives for themselves is astounding.
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Rep. Ansari (D-AZ) is calling Todd Blanche “a monster” who “belongs in jail” over the Epstein files coverup and says it’s time to investigate JD Vance too, including that Situation Room meeting. “The biggest coverup in American history.”
#USDemocracy
#Pinks
apple.news/AlcyJMXUqQya...
#USDemocracy
#Pinks
apple.news/AlcyJMXUqQya...
Lawmaker vows to see Todd Blanche in jail after 'beyond shameful' revelations: 'A monster' — Raw Story
A Democratic lawmaker had sharp words for Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche and the Trump administration on Thursday — and vowed to take legal action. Rep.
apple.news
July 17, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Rep. Ansari (D-AZ) is calling Todd Blanche “a monster” who “belongs in jail” over the Epstein files coverup and says it’s time to investigate JD Vance too, including that Situation Room meeting. “The biggest coverup in American history.”
#USDemocracy
#Pinks
apple.news/AlcyJMXUqQya...
#USDemocracy
#Pinks
apple.news/AlcyJMXUqQya...
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July 15, 2026 at 11:13 AM
Turned 40 last week and today a store clerk looked me dead in the eye and asked if I’m a senior citizen today ☠️
#ouch #midlifecrisis
#ouch #midlifecrisis
July 14, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Turned 40 last week and today a store clerk looked me dead in the eye and asked if I’m a senior citizen today ☠️
#ouch #midlifecrisis
#ouch #midlifecrisis
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Data Centers are being built in secret. 🤐
July 13, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Data Centers are being built in secret. 🤐
Thank you GDQ.
We have canceled our sponsored stream with SNK.
We have heard the concerns from our community regarding this partnership, specifically the company’s majority ownership by Saudi Arabia's Public Investment Fund, and the human rights concerns tied to the Saudi government.
We have heard the concerns from our community regarding this partnership, specifically the company’s majority ownership by Saudi Arabia's Public Investment Fund, and the human rights concerns tied to the Saudi government.
July 12, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Thank you GDQ.
Spent a week invested in GDQ just to get kicked in the balls. Don’t enjoy anything anymore folks. It will disappoint you in the end.
Someone has done serious damage to your reputation. The day after SGDQ, too. Immensely disappointed.
July 12, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Spent a week invested in GDQ just to get kicked in the balls. Don’t enjoy anything anymore folks. It will disappoint you in the end.
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hey this sucks and is throwing not only queer people under the bus but probably the charities you donate to too. i feel like a good amount of donators will see this and avoid AGDQ and that sucks a lot. please cancel
July 12, 2026 at 8:20 PM
hey this sucks and is throwing not only queer people under the bus but probably the charities you donate to too. i feel like a good amount of donators will see this and avoid AGDQ and that sucks a lot. please cancel
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It's natural to have one after a Russian tea.
July 12, 2026 at 4:10 PM
It's natural to have one after a Russian tea.
Anyone starting to feel suspicious that a staunch supporter of Ukraine has suddenly dropped with no previously known health issues after a visit from a war-torn country?
#LindsayGraham #Putin #Russia #Ukraine #Suspicious
#LindsayGraham #Putin #Russia #Ukraine #Suspicious
July 12, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Anyone starting to feel suspicious that a staunch supporter of Ukraine has suddenly dropped with no previously known health issues after a visit from a war-torn country?
#LindsayGraham #Putin #Russia #Ukraine #Suspicious
#LindsayGraham #Putin #Russia #Ukraine #Suspicious
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:::taps microphone:::::
Me again.
I’ve spent hundreds of hours reading the Epstein files. They are a class indictment: survivors treated as disposable, ordinary people as beneath them, and accountability reserved for everyone else.
This should be a universal reckoning. 🔥
Me again.
I’ve spent hundreds of hours reading the Epstein files. They are a class indictment: survivors treated as disposable, ordinary people as beneath them, and accountability reserved for everyone else.
This should be a universal reckoning. 🔥
July 11, 2026 at 9:35 PM
:::taps microphone:::::
Me again.
I’ve spent hundreds of hours reading the Epstein files. They are a class indictment: survivors treated as disposable, ordinary people as beneath them, and accountability reserved for everyone else.
This should be a universal reckoning. 🔥
Me again.
I’ve spent hundreds of hours reading the Epstein files. They are a class indictment: survivors treated as disposable, ordinary people as beneath them, and accountability reserved for everyone else.
This should be a universal reckoning. 🔥
My husband is so stoked for #SGDQ that he worked on BINGO cards since the schedule & games for #SillyBlock were announced. We hope you enjoy them! We have two 12 year olds and a 10 year old who've been counting down the days!!!
@gamesdonequick.com
@gamesdonequick.com
In an effort to hype my kids about SGDQ I made a Silly Block BINGO card. Share amongst anyone who will enjoy it! Here's 10 boards - pick a favorite before the games begin! #SillyBlock #SGDQ #SummerGDQ #GamesDoneQuick #BetterThanChristmas
@gamesdonequick.com
@gamesdonequick.com
July 4, 2026 at 3:36 PM
My husband is so stoked for #SGDQ that he worked on BINGO cards since the schedule & games for #SillyBlock were announced. We hope you enjoy them! We have two 12 year olds and a 10 year old who've been counting down the days!!!
@gamesdonequick.com
@gamesdonequick.com