The False Nine
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After that dumpster fire of first half of second half, the comeback was nice. Good to see BV score, Ramirez so cool and composed. Tie was a win sort of.
September 27, 2026 at 3:22 AM
After that dumpster fire of first half of second half, the comeback was nice. Good to see BV score, Ramirez so cool and composed. Tie was a win sort of.
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Not going to give them any flowers for salvaging a point at home when 3 was needed.
September 27, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Not going to give them any flowers for salvaging a point at home when 3 was needed.
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Liked:
- As you said, BV finally scored a goal.
- Ervin Torres
- Cristian Ramirez
- The comeback.
Disliked
- Missing Stuver.
- The back line at the beginning of the second half.
- The 😬 after the third goal.
- Another draw when we needed a win.
- As you said, BV finally scored a goal.
- Ervin Torres
- Cristian Ramirez
- The comeback.
Disliked
- Missing Stuver.
- The back line at the beginning of the second half.
- The 😬 after the third goal.
- Another draw when we needed a win.
September 27, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Liked:
- As you said, BV finally scored a goal.
- Ervin Torres
- Cristian Ramirez
- The comeback.
Disliked
- Missing Stuver.
- The back line at the beginning of the second half.
- The 😬 after the third goal.
- Another draw when we needed a win.
- As you said, BV finally scored a goal.
- Ervin Torres
- Cristian Ramirez
- The comeback.
Disliked
- Missing Stuver.
- The back line at the beginning of the second half.
- The 😬 after the third goal.
- Another draw when we needed a win.
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This was a great result for the LA Galaxy.
September 27, 2026 at 2:47 AM
This was a great result for the LA Galaxy.
Austin FC comes back from 3-0 down to earn a point.
What did you like?
What didn’t you like?
Admin starts: it’s great to see Vazquez back on the scoresheet.
What did you like?
What didn’t you like?
Admin starts: it’s great to see Vazquez back on the scoresheet.
September 27, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Austin FC comes back from 3-0 down to earn a point.
What did you like?
What didn’t you like?
Admin starts: it’s great to see Vazquez back on the scoresheet.
What did you like?
What didn’t you like?
Admin starts: it’s great to see Vazquez back on the scoresheet.
The craziness is akin to a St Lousian saying “I prefer a nice Lou Malnati’s to Imo’s.”
September 27, 2026 at 2:41 AM
The craziness is akin to a St Lousian saying “I prefer a nice Lou Malnati’s to Imo’s.”
Tonight has been one of the MLS-iest of MLS matches that have ever happened
September 27, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Tonight has been one of the MLS-iest of MLS matches that have ever happened
Chaos is beautiful
September 27, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Chaos is beautiful
The few thousand fans who stayed are taking in some beautiful chaos
September 27, 2026 at 2:32 AM
The few thousand fans who stayed are taking in some beautiful chaos
Poor GK positioning there
September 27, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Poor GK positioning there
NEVER A DOUBT!!!
September 27, 2026 at 2:29 AM
NEVER A DOUBT!!!
NEVER A DOUBT!!
September 27, 2026 at 2:25 AM
NEVER A DOUBT!!
NEVER A DOUBT!
September 27, 2026 at 2:16 AM
NEVER A DOUBT!
Jim Curtin rn
Steve Buscemi's Confused Stare
ALT: Steve Buscemi's Confused Stare
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September 27, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Jim Curtin rn
Bell’s having a howler
September 27, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Bell’s having a howler
ALWAYS A DOUBT!!!
September 27, 2026 at 2:07 AM
ALWAYS A DOUBT!!!
ALWAYS A DOUBT!!
September 27, 2026 at 2:00 AM
ALWAYS A DOUBT!!
Q2 iS a FoRTreSs
September 27, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Q2 iS a FoRTreSs
ALWAYS A DOUBT!
September 27, 2026 at 1:53 AM
ALWAYS A DOUBT!
First half thoughts:
-Austin defense doing a great job on the San Diego DPs up front;
-Need to get Ervin on the ball more;
-This looks like a match between teams that aren’t currently in the playoffs.
-Austin defense doing a great job on the San Diego DPs up front;
-Need to get Ervin on the ball more;
-This looks like a match between teams that aren’t currently in the playoffs.
September 27, 2026 at 1:32 AM
First half thoughts:
-Austin defense doing a great job on the San Diego DPs up front;
-Need to get Ervin on the ball more;
-This looks like a match between teams that aren’t currently in the playoffs.
-Austin defense doing a great job on the San Diego DPs up front;
-Need to get Ervin on the ball more;
-This looks like a match between teams that aren’t currently in the playoffs.
Oh no. Hamstring. The worst
September 27, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Oh no. Hamstring. The worst
To anyone wishing we’d “keep politics out of sport”:
1. No
2. You know nothing about the history of this sport
1. No
2. You know nothing about the history of this sport
September 27, 2026 at 12:59 AM
To anyone wishing we’d “keep politics out of sport”:
1. No
2. You know nothing about the history of this sport
1. No
2. You know nothing about the history of this sport
Immigration law in late 19th-early 20th c. America was essentially: make it here, don’t actively present a disease, come on in.
Remind those who say “My family did it legally 100 years ago” of this fact.
Remind those who say “My family did it legally 100 years ago” of this fact.
September 27, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Immigration law in late 19th-early 20th c. America was essentially: make it here, don’t actively present a disease, come on in.
Remind those who say “My family did it legally 100 years ago” of this fact.
Remind those who say “My family did it legally 100 years ago” of this fact.
Chat GPT and online betting platforms are a scourge on society
September 27, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Chat GPT and online betting platforms are a scourge on society
The US is made better by immigrants. Always has. Always will.
September 27, 2026 at 12:36 AM
The US is made better by immigrants. Always has. Always will.