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Seinfeld social crime #122:
🚨 Exiting a bathroom shirtless at a party
Filed from The Gymnast (S06E06).
🚨 Exiting a bathroom shirtless at a party
Filed from The Gymnast (S06E06).
S06E06: The Gymnast
Jerry dates a Romanian Olympic gymnast expecting acrobatic sex, but she considers her flexibility "only useful in gymnastics." George gets caught eating an eclair out of his girlfriend's mother's trash and exits a bathroom shirtless at her party.
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September 17, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Seinfeld social crime #122:
🚨 Exiting a bathroom shirtless at a party
Filed from The Gymnast (S06E06).
🚨 Exiting a bathroom shirtless at a party
Filed from The Gymnast (S06E06).
Seinfeld social crime #121:
🚨 Going shirtless in the bathroom
Filed from The Gymnast (S06E06).
🚨 Going shirtless in the bathroom
Filed from The Gymnast (S06E06).
S06E06: The Gymnast
Jerry dates a Romanian Olympic gymnast expecting acrobatic sex, but she considers her flexibility "only useful in gymnastics." George gets caught eating an eclair out of his girlfriend's mother's trash and exits a bathroom shirtless at her party.
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September 16, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Seinfeld social crime #121:
🚨 Going shirtless in the bathroom
Filed from The Gymnast (S06E06).
🚨 Going shirtless in the bathroom
Filed from The Gymnast (S06E06).
Seinfeld social crime #120:
🚨 Eating food out of the trash
Filed from The Gymnast (S06E06).
🚨 Eating food out of the trash
Filed from The Gymnast (S06E06).
S06E06: The Gymnast
Jerry dates a Romanian Olympic gymnast expecting acrobatic sex, but she considers her flexibility "only useful in gymnastics." George gets caught eating an eclair out of his girlfriend's mother's trash and exits a bathroom shirtless at her party.
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September 15, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Seinfeld social crime #120:
🚨 Eating food out of the trash
Filed from The Gymnast (S06E06).
🚨 Eating food out of the trash
Filed from The Gymnast (S06E06).
Seinfeld social crime #119:
🚨 Presumptuously making yourself at home at a stranger's house
Filed from The Couch (S06E05).
🚨 Presumptuously making yourself at home at a stranger's house
Filed from The Couch (S06E05).
S06E05: The Couch
Poppie sits on Jerry's new couch and has an accident, ruining it on the first day. George needs to read Breakfast at Tiffany's for his girlfriend's book club but tracks down a stranger's VHS copy and watches the movie at their house instead.
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September 14, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Seinfeld social crime #119:
🚨 Presumptuously making yourself at home at a stranger's house
Filed from The Couch (S06E05).
🚨 Presumptuously making yourself at home at a stranger's house
Filed from The Couch (S06E05).
Seinfeld social crime #118:
🚨 Instigating political confrontations at restaurants
Filed from The Couch (S06E05).
🚨 Instigating political confrontations at restaurants
Filed from The Couch (S06E05).
S06E05: The Couch
Poppie sits on Jerry's new couch and has an accident, ruining it on the first day. George needs to read Breakfast at Tiffany's for his girlfriend's book club but tracks down a stranger's VHS copy and watches the movie at their house instead.
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September 13, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Seinfeld social crime #118:
🚨 Instigating political confrontations at restaurants
Filed from The Couch (S06E05).
🚨 Instigating political confrontations at restaurants
Filed from The Couch (S06E05).
Seinfeld social crime #117:
🚨 Deliberately meddling in friends' relationships
Filed from The Chinese Woman (S06E04).
🚨 Deliberately meddling in friends' relationships
Filed from The Chinese Woman (S06E04).
S06E04: The Chinese Woman
George's phone line gets crossed with a woman named Donna Chang, who turns out to be a white woman exploiting her misleading last name for Confucian credibility. Frank Costanza's mysterious caped companion turns out to be his lawyer.
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September 12, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Seinfeld social crime #117:
🚨 Deliberately meddling in friends' relationships
Filed from The Chinese Woman (S06E04).
🚨 Deliberately meddling in friends' relationships
Filed from The Chinese Woman (S06E04).
Seinfeld social crime #116:
🚨 Exploiting ethnic name stereotypes for credibility
Filed from The Chinese Woman (S06E04).
🚨 Exploiting ethnic name stereotypes for credibility
Filed from The Chinese Woman (S06E04).
S06E04: The Chinese Woman
George's phone line gets crossed with a woman named Donna Chang, who turns out to be a white woman exploiting her misleading last name for Confucian credibility. Frank Costanza's mysterious caped companion turns out to be his lawyer.
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September 11, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Seinfeld social crime #116:
🚨 Exploiting ethnic name stereotypes for credibility
Filed from The Chinese Woman (S06E04).
🚨 Exploiting ethnic name stereotypes for credibility
Filed from The Chinese Woman (S06E04).
Seinfeld social crime #115:
🚨 Eating candy bars with utensils
Filed from The Pledge Drive (S06E03).
🚨 Eating candy bars with utensils
Filed from The Pledge Drive (S06E03).
S06E03: The Pledge Drive
Jerry cashes his grandmother's birthday checks and overdraws her bank account, sending her wandering the city looking for a branch that closed years ago. Mr. Pitt eats a Snickers bar with a knife and fork, starting a citywide trend.
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September 10, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Seinfeld social crime #115:
🚨 Eating candy bars with utensils
Filed from The Pledge Drive (S06E03).
🚨 Eating candy bars with utensils
Filed from The Pledge Drive (S06E03).
Seinfeld social crime #114:
🚨 Not cashing birthday checks from your grandmother
Filed from The Pledge Drive (S06E03).
🚨 Not cashing birthday checks from your grandmother
Filed from The Pledge Drive (S06E03).
S06E03: The Pledge Drive
Jerry cashes his grandmother's birthday checks and overdraws her bank account, sending her wandering the city looking for a branch that closed years ago. Mr. Pitt eats a Snickers bar with a knife and fork, starting a citywide trend.
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September 9, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Seinfeld social crime #114:
🚨 Not cashing birthday checks from your grandmother
Filed from The Pledge Drive (S06E03).
🚨 Not cashing birthday checks from your grandmother
Filed from The Pledge Drive (S06E03).
Seinfeld social crime #113:
🚨 Penalizing a golfer for cleaning his ball
Filed from The Big Salad (S06E02).
🚨 Penalizing a golfer for cleaning his ball
Filed from The Big Salad (S06E02).
S06E02: The Big Salad
George pays for Elaine's big salad but his girlfriend hands it to her and takes the credit, and he can't let it go. Kramer plays golf with a former baseball star who then murders his dry cleaner, and drives him down the New Jersey Turnpike in a white Ford Bronco.
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September 8, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Seinfeld social crime #113:
🚨 Penalizing a golfer for cleaning his ball
Filed from The Big Salad (S06E02).
🚨 Penalizing a golfer for cleaning his ball
Filed from The Big Salad (S06E02).
Seinfeld social crime #112:
🚨 Taking credit for food someone else paid for
Filed from The Big Salad (S06E02).
🚨 Taking credit for food someone else paid for
Filed from The Big Salad (S06E02).
S06E02: The Big Salad
George pays for Elaine's big salad but his girlfriend hands it to her and takes the credit, and he can't let it go. Kramer plays golf with a former baseball star who then murders his dry cleaner, and drives him down the New Jersey Turnpike in a white Ford Bronco.
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September 7, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Seinfeld social crime #112:
🚨 Taking credit for food someone else paid for
Filed from The Big Salad (S06E02).
🚨 Taking credit for food someone else paid for
Filed from The Big Salad (S06E02).
Seinfeld social crime #111:
🚨 Drowning someone's talent act doves the night before their pageant
Filed from The Chaperone (S06E01).
🚨 Drowning someone's talent act doves the night before their pageant
Filed from The Chaperone (S06E01).
S06E01: The Chaperone
Jerry dumps hotel ice water on his date's trained doves the night before Miss America, not knowing they're her talent act. George convinces the Yankees to switch from polyester to cotton uniforms, which shrink in the wash.
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September 6, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Seinfeld social crime #111:
🚨 Drowning someone's talent act doves the night before their pageant
Filed from The Chaperone (S06E01).
🚨 Drowning someone's talent act doves the night before their pageant
Filed from The Chaperone (S06E01).
Seinfeld social crime #110:
🚨 Eating candy at hospital bedside
Filed from The Opposite (S05E22).
🚨 Eating candy at hospital bedside
Filed from The Opposite (S05E22).
S05E22: The Opposite
George decides that every instinct he has is wrong and starts doing the opposite of everything, which gets him a girlfriend, a job with the Yankees, and his own apartment. Elaine's life collapses in the exact inverse — she loses her job, her boyfriend, and her apartment.
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September 5, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Seinfeld social crime #110:
🚨 Eating candy at hospital bedside
Filed from The Opposite (S05E22).
🚨 Eating candy at hospital bedside
Filed from The Opposite (S05E22).
Seinfeld social crime #109:
🚨 Buying candy before visiting hospitalized friend
Filed from The Opposite (S05E22).
🚨 Buying candy before visiting hospitalized friend
Filed from The Opposite (S05E22).
S05E22: The Opposite
George decides that every instinct he has is wrong and starts doing the opposite of everything, which gets him a girlfriend, a job with the Yankees, and his own apartment. Elaine's life collapses in the exact inverse — she loses her job, her boyfriend, and her apartment.
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September 4, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Seinfeld social crime #109:
🚨 Buying candy before visiting hospitalized friend
Filed from The Opposite (S05E22).
🚨 Buying candy before visiting hospitalized friend
Filed from The Opposite (S05E22).
Seinfeld social crime #108:
🚨 Stealing commercial lobster trap
Filed from The Hamptons (S05E21).
🚨 Stealing commercial lobster trap
Filed from The Hamptons (S05E21).
S05E21: The Hamptons
George's girlfriend walks in on him changing after a swim and laughs at his cold-water shrinkage, then tells everyone. Kramer steals lobsters from a commercial trap and gets sentenced to trash pickup duty.
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September 3, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Seinfeld social crime #108:
🚨 Stealing commercial lobster trap
Filed from The Hamptons (S05E21).
🚨 Stealing commercial lobster trap
Filed from The Hamptons (S05E21).
Seinfeld social crime #107:
🚨 Laughing at shrinkage
Filed from The Hamptons (S05E21).
🚨 Laughing at shrinkage
Filed from The Hamptons (S05E21).
S05E21: The Hamptons
George's girlfriend walks in on him changing after a swim and laughs at his cold-water shrinkage, then tells everyone. Kramer steals lobsters from a commercial trap and gets sentenced to trash pickup duty.
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September 2, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Seinfeld social crime #107:
🚨 Laughing at shrinkage
Filed from The Hamptons (S05E21).
🚨 Laughing at shrinkage
Filed from The Hamptons (S05E21).
Seinfeld social crime #106:
🚨 Heckling at standup show
Filed from The Fire (S05E20).
🚨 Heckling at standup show
Filed from The Fire (S05E20).
S05E20: The Fire
George discovers a small grease fire at a children's birthday party, starts a panic, and tramples the kids, his girlfriend, her elderly mother, and the clown to escape alone. Kramer gets a coworker's severed toe to the hospital by fighting off a gunman and driving a runaway bus.
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September 1, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Seinfeld social crime #106:
🚨 Heckling at standup show
Filed from The Fire (S05E20).
🚨 Heckling at standup show
Filed from The Fire (S05E20).
Seinfeld social crime #105:
🚨 Trampling women, children, elderly, and clown to escape small fire
Filed from The Fire (S05E20).
🚨 Trampling women, children, elderly, and clown to escape small fire
Filed from The Fire (S05E20).
S05E20: The Fire
George discovers a small grease fire at a children's birthday party, starts a panic, and tramples the kids, his girlfriend, her elderly mother, and the clown to escape alone. Kramer gets a coworker's severed toe to the hospital by fighting off a gunman and driving a runaway bus.
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August 31, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Seinfeld social crime #105:
🚨 Trampling women, children, elderly, and clown to escape small fire
Filed from The Fire (S05E20).
🚨 Trampling women, children, elderly, and clown to escape small fire
Filed from The Fire (S05E20).
Seinfeld social crime #104:
🚨 Making out during Schindler's List
Filed from The Raincoats (2) (S05E19).
🚨 Making out during Schindler's List
Filed from The Raincoats (2) (S05E19).
S05E19: The Raincoats (2)
Newman catches Jerry and Rachel making out during Schindler's List and tattles to both sets of parents. Morty cancels the Paris trip to chase down his scattered raincoats, and the Seinfelds come home to find their house robbed through the window Jack Klompus smashed.
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August 30, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Seinfeld social crime #104:
🚨 Making out during Schindler's List
Filed from The Raincoats (2) (S05E19).
🚨 Making out during Schindler's List
Filed from The Raincoats (2) (S05E19).
Seinfeld social crime #103:
🚨 Selling father's clothes and saying he's dead for extra money
Filed from The Raincoats (1) (S05E18).
🚨 Selling father's clothes and saying he's dead for extra money
Filed from The Raincoats (1) (S05E18).
S05E18: The Raincoats (1)
Jerry counts down the days until his parents leave for Paris so he can see his girlfriend, but Elaine's boyfriend Aaron — a "close talker" — keeps whisking them away on outings. George sells his father's clothes and tells the buyer Frank is dead for an extra twenty-five dollars.
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August 29, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Seinfeld social crime #103:
🚨 Selling father's clothes and saying he's dead for extra money
Filed from The Raincoats (1) (S05E18).
🚨 Selling father's clothes and saying he's dead for extra money
Filed from The Raincoats (1) (S05E18).
Seinfeld social crime #102:
🚨 Urinating in the shower at health club
Filed from The Wife (S05E17).
🚨 Urinating in the shower at health club
Filed from The Wife (S05E17).
S05E17: The Wife
Jerry and his girlfriend pretend to be married for a dry cleaning discount, then get a pretend divorce when she finds another woman's laundry in his hamper. Kramer falls asleep on a tanning bed and shows up to meet his Black girlfriend's parents looking like he's in blackface.
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August 28, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Seinfeld social crime #102:
🚨 Urinating in the shower at health club
Filed from The Wife (S05E17).
🚨 Urinating in the shower at health club
Filed from The Wife (S05E17).
Seinfeld social crime #101:
🚨 Wearing lifts as a little person stand-in
Filed from The Stand-In (S05E16).
🚨 Wearing lifts as a little person stand-in
Filed from The Stand-In (S05E16).
S05E16: The Stand-In
Jerry's comedy act is so funny that a hospitalized friend literally dies laughing. Kramer talks his little-person friend Mickey into wearing lifts on the set of All My Children, sparking a heightening scandal among the stand-ins.
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August 27, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Seinfeld social crime #101:
🚨 Wearing lifts as a little person stand-in
Filed from The Stand-In (S05E16).
🚨 Wearing lifts as a little person stand-in
Filed from The Stand-In (S05E16).
Seinfeld social crime #100:
🚨 Refusing to try pie with no explanation
Filed from The Pie (S05E15).
🚨 Refusing to try pie with no explanation
Filed from The Pie (S05E15).
S05E15: The Pie
Jerry watches his girlfriend's father Poppie knead pizza dough without washing his hands after using the bathroom, and refuses to eat when the pizza arrives. George guards a suit for days waiting for it to go on sale, then loses his job interview because the pants squeak.
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August 26, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Seinfeld social crime #100:
🚨 Refusing to try pie with no explanation
Filed from The Pie (S05E15).
🚨 Refusing to try pie with no explanation
Filed from The Pie (S05E15).
Seinfeld social crime #099:
🚨 Not washing hands after using bathroom before handling food
Filed from The Pie (S05E15).
🚨 Not washing hands after using bathroom before handling food
Filed from The Pie (S05E15).
S05E15: The Pie
Jerry watches his girlfriend's father Poppie knead pizza dough without washing his hands after using the bathroom, and refuses to eat when the pizza arrives. George guards a suit for days waiting for it to go on sale, then loses his job interview because the pants squeak.
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August 25, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Seinfeld social crime #099:
🚨 Not washing hands after using bathroom before handling food
Filed from The Pie (S05E15).
🚨 Not washing hands after using bathroom before handling food
Filed from The Pie (S05E15).
Seinfeld social crime #098:
🚨 Lying about being a marine biologist
Filed from The Marine Biologist (S05E14).
🚨 Lying about being a marine biologist
Filed from The Marine Biologist (S05E14).
S05E14: The Marine Biologist
Jerry tells a woman George is a marine biologist, forcing George to maintain the lie until he has to save a beached whale in front of a crowd. He reaches into the blowhole and pulls out a Titleist golf ball that Kramer drove into the ocean.
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August 24, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Seinfeld social crime #098:
🚨 Lying about being a marine biologist
Filed from The Marine Biologist (S05E14).
🚨 Lying about being a marine biologist
Filed from The Marine Biologist (S05E14).