A.J. Ditty
@thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social
Actor/Playwright/Slash-Mark Enthusiast.
"(A.J. Ditty) is not a puppeteer." -The New York Times
One-third of @worstpossible.world
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"(A.J. Ditty) is not a puppeteer." -The New York Times
One-third of @worstpossible.world
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A.J. Ditty
@thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social
· Nov 20
Hey new followers! My name's A.J. and I'm an actor/playwright/ co-host of @worstpossible.world where my buddies @bosh.worstpossible.world and @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world and I talk about media and then I create interstitials that are deeply silly and sometimes sad. Mostly sad. Sometimes both???
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"why would I deceive you?"
September 26, 2026 at 7:58 PM
"why would I deceive you?"
Brian really knocked it out of the park with the edit on this one and I gave Josh a reason to whip out his uncanny David Hayter impression in service of an interstitial that has fans raving: "that's not at all what happens in Metal Gear Solid" and "somebody should make A.J. play Metal Gear Solid."
TWOAPW #259 CHARLIE KIRK: AFTERLIFE
Charlie Kirk's legacy is a cruel one. Those closest to him tried to sanitize and canonize it, and in doing so, helped create an astounding movement of dadaist mockery.
Charlie Kirk's legacy is a cruel one. Those closest to him tried to sanitize and canonize it, and in doing so, helped create an astounding movement of dadaist mockery.
September 24, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Brian really knocked it out of the park with the edit on this one and I gave Josh a reason to whip out his uncanny David Hayter impression in service of an interstitial that has fans raving: "that's not at all what happens in Metal Gear Solid" and "somebody should make A.J. play Metal Gear Solid."
FLORENCE!!!!!!
The owner ghosted the cat rescue, so i guess she's mine now. Everyone, meet Florence
September 23, 2026 at 6:29 PM
FLORENCE!!!!!!
Got a real humdinger this week and an interstitial that I am determined to make as silly as humanly possible.
THIS WEDNESDAY: It's been a year and change since Charlie Kirk was publicly assassinated. We're going to dive into what happened between then and now, and how he, along with generative AI, has left a permanent mark on our culture that could have never been predicted.
September 22, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Got a real humdinger this week and an interstitial that I am determined to make as silly as humanly possible.
Hard to express just how much Spring Awakening altered my brain chemistry when I was a teenager. Nobody could channel the mania and depression of angst quite like Sheik. His tunes felt like an exposed nerve: raw, vulnerable, and deeply, deeply felt. What a loss.
www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
Duncan Sheik, 'Spring Awakening' Composer and 'Barely Breathing' Singer, Dead at 56
Duncan Sheik, singer of the 1996 hit single “Barely Breathing” and Tony Award-winning composer of 'Spring Awakening, has died at the age of 56.
www.rollingstone.com
September 18, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Hard to express just how much Spring Awakening altered my brain chemistry when I was a teenager. Nobody could channel the mania and depression of angst quite like Sheik. His tunes felt like an exposed nerve: raw, vulnerable, and deeply, deeply felt. What a loss.
www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
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Your Grandad Cyclops talks about his school days
September 16, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Your Grandad Cyclops talks about his school days
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TWOAPW #257: BANGERS OF MASH 3: UIJEONGBU DRIFT. Frank Burns leaves. Gary Burghoff leaves. But Ken Levine (no relation) and David Isaacs still have a show to write, and to keep it going, it has to change. What does it change into? Just listen and find out
September 9, 2026 at 5:18 PM
TWOAPW #257: BANGERS OF MASH 3: UIJEONGBU DRIFT. Frank Burns leaves. Gary Burghoff leaves. But Ken Levine (no relation) and David Isaacs still have a show to write, and to keep it going, it has to change. What does it change into? Just listen and find out
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(me playing Ocarina of Time in 1998)
“This is good, but it would be perfect if they could make Link look moist”
“This is good, but it would be perfect if they could make Link look moist”
September 8, 2026 at 4:42 PM
(me playing Ocarina of Time in 1998)
“This is good, but it would be perfect if they could make Link look moist”
“This is good, but it would be perfect if they could make Link look moist”
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As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
www.theverge.com
September 2, 2026 at 3:38 PM
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
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We got @hollisbeck.com back on the show to voice the interstitial for this one and she absolutely knocked it out of the park. Go give it a listen to hear her incredible performance and also to hear us melt our brains contemplating the logistics of theatrical bike races.
TWOAPW #255: our 53rd installment of Whit's Endless Summer brings us to the impoverished Connelsville neighborhood of Oswald Heights. We learn that mini golf stardom isn't all it's cracked up to be, some people can't be trusted, and it's ok to tear down someone's home if you're Christian enough.
August 26, 2026 at 5:52 PM
We got @hollisbeck.com back on the show to voice the interstitial for this one and she absolutely knocked it out of the park. Go give it a listen to hear her incredible performance and also to hear us melt our brains contemplating the logistics of theatrical bike races.
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South of Midnight is 35% off for the first time on PS5, until tomorrow!
We’re indie again, and every purchase directly supports Compulsion and our next project.❤️
We’re indie again, and every purchase directly supports Compulsion and our next project.❤️
August 25, 2026 at 2:40 PM
South of Midnight is 35% off for the first time on PS5, until tomorrow!
We’re indie again, and every purchase directly supports Compulsion and our next project.❤️
We’re indie again, and every purchase directly supports Compulsion and our next project.❤️
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Today’s Baseball Name is Johnny Podres who played for the Padres
August 22, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Today’s Baseball Name is Johnny Podres who played for the Padres
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Me filling my car in GTAVI and I turn to an npc and say, via voice chat AI transcription, “what are those clowns in Liberty City Congress doing, 5.87 a gallon?” The npc turns to me and says “have you used your DraftKings Presents Maximum Fun Tokens yet? I hear the casino downtown takes them.”
August 19, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Me filling my car in GTAVI and I turn to an npc and say, via voice chat AI transcription, “what are those clowns in Liberty City Congress doing, 5.87 a gallon?” The npc turns to me and says “have you used your DraftKings Presents Maximum Fun Tokens yet? I hear the casino downtown takes them.”
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Simply impossible this movie could be complicated enough that “the mean green man is doctor doom” would not do the trick
Ready for your Avengers Doomsday homework? Marvel has released a watchlist of 15 movies and TV shows you should watch before December 18 rolls around. https://bit.ly/3UmhwmS
August 17, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Simply impossible this movie could be complicated enough that “the mean green man is doctor doom” would not do the trick
Up in Maine for a spell to do a workshop of my play, "Heart of Duckness", with the good folks at @foxbrambleme.bsky.social . It's about the evils of colonialism, the patriarchy, and water fowl more broadly. If you're in the Portland area, would love to see ya there!
August 17, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Up in Maine for a spell to do a workshop of my play, "Heart of Duckness", with the good folks at @foxbrambleme.bsky.social . It's about the evils of colonialism, the patriarchy, and water fowl more broadly. If you're in the Portland area, would love to see ya there!
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Been working on this radio drama for about five years now and I think this batch of episodes contains some of my favorite stuff I've ever written. Go give it a listen for some bears, some heartache, and my Irish accent which @gotitatguineys.bsky.social once referred to as "a solid 80% effort."
All the Odyssey interstitials from 2025, compiled into one handy video for your viewing/listening pleasure. It's got talking bears, haunted lodges, and some VERY in-depth discussions on the best ways to get a camel through the eye of a needle.
youtu.be/y6pVZr8z_uM
youtu.be/y6pVZr8z_uM
The Patmos Saga: Volume One
YouTube video by The Worst Of All Possible Worlds
youtu.be
August 14, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Been working on this radio drama for about five years now and I think this batch of episodes contains some of my favorite stuff I've ever written. Go give it a listen for some bears, some heartache, and my Irish accent which @gotitatguineys.bsky.social once referred to as "a solid 80% effort."
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This is about Heart of Duckness by @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social
August 13, 2026 at 3:33 AM
This is about Heart of Duckness by @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social
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BOURDAIN (voiceover): I found myself surrounded by discarded objects. An empty soda can, a dead battery. Life becomes death. But death can become life. The simmering pot with its spicy aroma in front of me is proof.
BOURDAIN: What's in this dish?
ME: Pikmin
BOURDAIN: Pikmin. Oh man that's good.
BOURDAIN: What's in this dish?
ME: Pikmin
BOURDAIN: Pikmin. Oh man that's good.
August 5, 2026 at 2:58 PM
BOURDAIN (voiceover): I found myself surrounded by discarded objects. An empty soda can, a dead battery. Life becomes death. But death can become life. The simmering pot with its spicy aroma in front of me is proof.
BOURDAIN: What's in this dish?
ME: Pikmin
BOURDAIN: Pikmin. Oh man that's good.
BOURDAIN: What's in this dish?
ME: Pikmin
BOURDAIN: Pikmin. Oh man that's good.
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@thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social reads the EXTREMELY paranoid words of JD Vance.
If you like this, listen to our full episode on JD Vance's "Communion: Finding My Way Back to Faith." Book sucks! Episode doesn't.
If you like this, listen to our full episode on JD Vance's "Communion: Finding My Way Back to Faith." Book sucks! Episode doesn't.
August 3, 2026 at 11:23 PM
@thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social reads the EXTREMELY paranoid words of JD Vance.
If you like this, listen to our full episode on JD Vance's "Communion: Finding My Way Back to Faith." Book sucks! Episode doesn't.
If you like this, listen to our full episode on JD Vance's "Communion: Finding My Way Back to Faith." Book sucks! Episode doesn't.
I do not care for our millennial VP. Not one little bit.
On the newest Workers' Lit @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social of the incredible @worstpossible.world podcast joins us to take on our VP's new nightmare of a memoir/2028 propaganda piece, "Communion: Finding My Way Back To Faith"
Together, we'll call him a fake Catholic and a real rotten piece of shit
Together, we'll call him a fake Catholic and a real rotten piece of shit
August 3, 2026 at 3:47 PM
I do not care for our millennial VP. Not one little bit.