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Market correcting analysis on AI, tech, policy, and pop culture
(and the occasional game theory model)
In short, law firms want to claim AI is just a work friend and clients are asking to see the receipts.
Billing Me Softly
A formal model of when AI adoption pays for law firms: predictable work moves to fixed fees and adopts early, while uncertain work stays hourly.
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September 29, 2026 at 5:37 AM
From 2011-2022 rule votes were adopted 100 percent of the time (n = 519), so this is clearly a slim-majority phenomenon.
Sorry, We’re Closed
Three hypotheses on House floor procedure across Congresses: as majority margins shrink, closed rules rise — but suspensions don't.
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September 29, 2026 at 5:37 AM
It’s not that a data center is a problem, it’s that we haven’t bothered to fix the existing ones.
Curios et Ceteris
In five minutes: AI panic as the new climate apocalypticism, why the real grid problem isn't data centers, and how thin House majorities reshape floor rules
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September 29, 2026 at 5:37 AM
In other words, Congress should thank god a history buff happened to walk by.
Take Care and Break a Leg
How Chief Justice Roberts's ballroom dissent vindicates Congress's prerogative through a standing doctrine that denies Congress any way to defend it.
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September 29, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Here’s how I muscle through: spend as much time as you can in the nearby town of DC.
Out on Washington? Try DC!
A satirical love letter to Washington, DC — the majority-minority city of go-go, world-class food, and old neighborhoods hiding behind the political capital.
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September 29, 2026 at 5:37 AM
The result: only under an extremely draconian data center moratorium would AI advancement meaningfully slow or stop.
Let the Chips Fall...
A Model of Data Center Moratoriums
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September 29, 2026 at 5:37 AM
If your doctor is saying you’re facing almost certain death in months, what’s the disutility of hope, false or otherwise?
Electric Kool-Aid Policy Test
A firsthand account of how a Right to Try law, a hemp rulemaking, and a psychedelic-medicine bubble intersected across one policy career.
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September 29, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Coming from Washington where earnestness is viewed as a weakness (or at least a giveaway that you’re new), it was confusing at first.
Going Native
A Washington veteran's field notes from a first encounter with the AI safety world
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September 29, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Congressional accountability is constrained by capacity (among other things). This is an institutional deficit and not a procedural defect.
The CRA and Its Discontents
A Harvard Law Review blog essay claims the Congressional Review Act is a one-way deregulatory ratchet. The data and the statute say otherwise.
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September 29, 2026 at 5:37 AM
There’s no “Big Doctor” license or “Big Lawyer” bar exam preventing “Little Lawyer” from taking cases.
No One Knows What Regulatory Capture Means
Tech advocates invoke regulatory capture like a magic spell. Stigler would like a word about what it actually means.
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September 29, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Having to build a ladder to get over the tallest wall does not also require building a series of shorter ones.
The Ever-Shifting Goalposts in AI Policy Arguments
The case for federal AI preemption keeps changing shape. 84 state bills later, apparently no one's actually read them.
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September 29, 2026 at 5:37 AM
An anonymous, expert-only body was making a societal risk tradeoff on the public’s behalf without the public in the room.
Society Made a Risk Tradeoff Without Knowing It
The gain-of-function oversight story is a cautionary tale for AI. Expert consensus buys scientific credibility, never political legitimacy.
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September 29, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Ambiguity is the handmaiden of compromise and therefore passage.
The Regulatory Three-Body Problem
Federal regulations are shaped by three competing forces no outsider sees. A firsthand account from the White House regulatory office.
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September 29, 2026 at 5:37 AM
SO MUCH of AI and related policy chatter is so obtuse, so unfalsifiable, and yet so incredibly confident.
Curios et Ceteris
This week: banned AI software still on sale for $1, OpenAI's sandbox slip-up, modeling AI's micro effects, and why attackers only need to get lucky once.
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September 29, 2026 at 5:37 AM