justin hatmaker
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"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. -Wayne Gretzky" -Michael Scott
@livingthestream.bsky.social my daughter was recently given a stuffed animal that she loves. My wife called it a cat and now my daughter calls it a cat and asks for her cat when she can't find it. But it is 100% a dog. Do I have to raise her thinking dogs are cats or can I try to break her?
September 30, 2026 at 5:19 PM
@livingthestream.bsky.social my daughter was recently given a stuffed animal that she loves. My wife called it a cat and now my daughter calls it a cat and asks for her cat when she can't find it. But it is 100% a dog. Do I have to raise her thinking dogs are cats or can I try to break her?
@livingthestream.bsky.social have either of you played Poople? It's like Wordle, but every answer is "poop." Since pretty much all roads lead to poop on the podcast, it feels like the unofficial word game of LTS.
September 28, 2026 at 6:55 PM
@livingthestream.bsky.social have either of you played Poople? It's like Wordle, but every answer is "poop." Since pretty much all roads lead to poop on the podcast, it feels like the unofficial word game of LTS.
Say goodbye to @lateroundqb.bsky.social 's pants
September 18, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Say goodbye to @lateroundqb.bsky.social 's pants
TIL lasting 17 seconds is good enough.
May 17, 2026 at 4:10 AM
TIL lasting 17 seconds is good enough.
The number of websites that have AI bots that intermittently pop up and interrupt what you're doing just to ask you if you need it to do anything is too damn high.
April 29, 2026 at 7:15 PM
The number of websites that have AI bots that intermittently pop up and interrupt what you're doing just to ask you if you need it to do anything is too damn high.
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Magyar: “No mercy, they will need to take responsibility for all their actions.”
April 12, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Magyar: “No mercy, they will need to take responsibility for all their actions.”
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Péter Magyar: “Our country wants to live again. It wants to be a European country again.”
April 12, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Péter Magyar: “Our country wants to live again. It wants to be a European country again.”
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“Miami of Ohio might actually have the juice.”
March 19, 2026 at 1:53 AM
“Miami of Ohio might actually have the juice.”
Love and honor to Miami.
March 7, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Love and honor to Miami.
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Everything is fine
Kristi Noem: "When it gets to Election Day, we've been proactive to make sure we have the right people voting, electing the right leaders to lead this country."
February 14, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Everything is fine
There have already been more Bad Bunny Halftime Show ads in this game than there will be points scored and MAGA has never been more triggered.
February 9, 2026 at 12:39 AM
There have already been more Bad Bunny Halftime Show ads in this game than there will be points scored and MAGA has never been more triggered.
"I'm calling for unity."
January 27, 2026 at 3:02 PM
"I'm calling for unity."
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CNN calling Tom Homan "well respected" and "not as hardline as Bovino" is an interesting choice. The dude took a $50,000 bribe in a fucking Cava bag and says all the same fascist shit as Bovino and Noem.
January 26, 2026 at 4:04 PM
CNN calling Tom Homan "well respected" and "not as hardline as Bovino" is an interesting choice. The dude took a $50,000 bribe in a fucking Cava bag and says all the same fascist shit as Bovino and Noem.
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The only president to keep the Patriots out of the Super Bowl this century? Joe Biden
January 25, 2026 at 11:00 PM
The only president to keep the Patriots out of the Super Bowl this century? Joe Biden
J6ers carried guns, so at least we can agree that that was a violent riot now.
Q: Did he brandish a gun?
KRISTI NOEM: This individual showed up to impede a law enforcement operation and assaulted our officers. I don't know of any peaceful protester that shows up with a gun and ammunition rather than a sign. This is a violent riot when you have someone showing up with weapons
KRISTI NOEM: This individual showed up to impede a law enforcement operation and assaulted our officers. I don't know of any peaceful protester that shows up with a gun and ammunition rather than a sign. This is a violent riot when you have someone showing up with weapons
January 25, 2026 at 12:20 AM
J6ers carried guns, so at least we can agree that that was a violent riot now.
Fuck ICE and fuck John Fetterman.
January 25, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Fuck ICE and fuck John Fetterman.
Fuck that. Get the murder squads off the streets.
Minneapolis Police Chief O'Hara: "Our demand today is for those federal agencies that are operating in our city to do so with the same discipline, humanity, and integrity that effective law enforcement in this country demands. We urge everyone to remain peaceful."
January 24, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Fuck that. Get the murder squads off the streets.
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I just responded to the scene at 26th and Nicollet shortly after the observer was shot. They teargassed and/or pepper sprayed Jana Shortal of KARE11 at the scene and she was being treated when I walked up. ICE have a fancy camera they are using to scan the faces of the crowd.
January 24, 2026 at 4:07 PM
I just responded to the scene at 26th and Nicollet shortly after the observer was shot. They teargassed and/or pepper sprayed Jana Shortal of KARE11 at the scene and she was being treated when I walked up. ICE have a fancy camera they are using to scan the faces of the crowd.
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All of this is fucking senseless. Minnesota did not have an immigration problem. Trump sent his Nazi thugs here because he's racist against Somali people and to own libs like Tim Walz. Now two Minnesotans are dead and Minneapolis is on the verge of going up in flames. None. Of. This. Was. Necessary.
January 24, 2026 at 4:55 PM
All of this is fucking senseless. Minnesota did not have an immigration problem. Trump sent his Nazi thugs here because he's racist against Somali people and to own libs like Tim Walz. Now two Minnesotans are dead and Minneapolis is on the verge of going up in flames. None. Of. This. Was. Necessary.
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Important to know that Armstrong is a reverend and that she and the protesters felt compelled by faith as well their commitment to civil rights.
This is the state choosing which Christians they will support and which part of the 1A they will defend.
Christian nationalism in action.
This is the state choosing which Christians they will support and which part of the 1A they will defend.
Christian nationalism in action.
The feds have arrested Nekima Levy Armstrong, who led the protest in a Minnesota church over the weekend.
apnews.com/article/just...
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A woman who led a protest that disrupted a Minnesota church service has been arrested
Attorney General Pam Bondi says a woman who led an anti-immigration enforcement protest that disrupted a service at a Minnesota church has been arrested.
apnews.com
January 22, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Important to know that Armstrong is a reverend and that she and the protesters felt compelled by faith as well their commitment to civil rights.
This is the state choosing which Christians they will support and which part of the 1A they will defend.
Christian nationalism in action.
This is the state choosing which Christians they will support and which part of the 1A they will defend.
Christian nationalism in action.