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hazel
@thehazelzone.bsky.social
· Feb 25
you're going with Facialteam? that's so exciting!! me? oh, no, i have to buy food this month, and every month for the rest of my life
i used to make music
September 21, 2026 at 10:13 PM
i used to make music
i have not been able to catch a single fuckin break in months. years even
September 21, 2026 at 10:10 PM
i have not been able to catch a single fuckin break in months. years even
im doing really quite remarkably badly
September 21, 2026 at 10:10 PM
im doing really quite remarkably badly
playing mario kart. i don't care for that faggot on the cloud
September 21, 2026 at 7:42 PM
playing mario kart. i don't care for that faggot on the cloud
imagine the memes if 9/11 happened on the 21st
September 21, 2026 at 10:47 AM
imagine the memes if 9/11 happened on the 21st
got a standing desk and im too tall for it
September 20, 2026 at 11:23 AM
got a standing desk and im too tall for it
me (after my friend shows me a pre-transition picture): honey i love you and this picture of you as a sad scruffy boy hurts my heart. my heart hurts
me (showing my friend a pre-transition picture of me): haha look i was trying to grow a beard lol lmao
me (showing my friend a pre-transition picture of me): haha look i was trying to grow a beard lol lmao
September 19, 2026 at 9:58 PM
me (after my friend shows me a pre-transition picture): honey i love you and this picture of you as a sad scruffy boy hurts my heart. my heart hurts
me (showing my friend a pre-transition picture of me): haha look i was trying to grow a beard lol lmao
me (showing my friend a pre-transition picture of me): haha look i was trying to grow a beard lol lmao
where do you stand on telling baby trans girls something about their clothes/hair/makeup that might be upsetting in the short term but is a kindness in the long term
September 13, 2026 at 3:04 PM
where do you stand on telling baby trans girls something about their clothes/hair/makeup that might be upsetting in the short term but is a kindness in the long term
finger drumming does not impress me at all sorry
September 13, 2026 at 11:06 AM
finger drumming does not impress me at all sorry
god i hate jacob collier
September 10, 2026 at 8:18 PM
god i hate jacob collier
been on a real randy newman kick recently, it's almost enough to make me a dodgers fan
September 9, 2026 at 5:30 PM
been on a real randy newman kick recently, it's almost enough to make me a dodgers fan
trouble with methylphenidate is when i take it i cant drink coffee. and i really like coffee so most days i dont take methylphenidate so i can have coffee instead
September 9, 2026 at 8:47 AM
trouble with methylphenidate is when i take it i cant drink coffee. and i really like coffee so most days i dont take methylphenidate so i can have coffee instead
why does this look like a gamecube screenshot
September 9, 2026 at 8:43 AM
why does this look like a gamecube screenshot
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listening to randy newman's good old boys but turning the volume down for the first track
September 7, 2026 at 11:24 AM
listening to randy newman's good old boys but turning the volume down for the first track
something worse than people who are bad at communicating is people who are okay at communicating but think they're excellent at communicating
September 6, 2026 at 11:26 PM
something worse than people who are bad at communicating is people who are okay at communicating but think they're excellent at communicating
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you're going with Facialteam? that's so exciting!! me? oh, no, i have to buy food this month, and every month for the rest of my life
February 25, 2026 at 11:30 AM
you're going with Facialteam? that's so exciting!! me? oh, no, i have to buy food this month, and every month for the rest of my life
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voice training to sound like kenneth williams
June 16, 2026 at 7:58 PM
voice training to sound like kenneth williams
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HD is plenty. nobody could possibly need more than 1080 lines
June 29, 2026 at 8:02 PM
HD is plenty. nobody could possibly need more than 1080 lines
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local doll brings back 'International Cock or Ball' in a BIG way
August 7, 2026 at 1:39 PM
local doll brings back 'International Cock or Ball' in a BIG way
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you can print that it give it straight to the basilisk i dont give a fuuuuckkkkk
August 10, 2026 at 5:19 PM
you can print that it give it straight to the basilisk i dont give a fuuuuckkkkk
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housemates are calling me fascist cos i said if we ever in the future discovered that AI had developed sentience and consciousness we should shut that shit right down and never turn it on again
August 10, 2026 at 5:19 PM
housemates are calling me fascist cos i said if we ever in the future discovered that AI had developed sentience and consciousness we should shut that shit right down and never turn it on again
some really sad things are happening in my life, and i think i might be really sad
September 3, 2026 at 9:08 PM
some really sad things are happening in my life, and i think i might be really sad
has anyone made a font of 'AI-generated serif'
September 3, 2026 at 9:01 AM
has anyone made a font of 'AI-generated serif'