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in a dumpster. i post about jason statham and the nba sometimes
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@thehyyyype.bsky.social
· Dec 10
[I get home to find a note on the refrigerator that says "I'm leaving and i'm taking the kids"]
me: [unplugs fridge from power outlet] you're not going anywhere, you piece of shit
me: [unplugs fridge from power outlet] you're not going anywhere, you piece of shit
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He was probably some normal guy from the Black Lagoon and Creature was a mean nickname.
September 20, 2026 at 5:06 PM
He was probably some normal guy from the Black Lagoon and Creature was a mean nickname.
For some reason, whenever I pop out of someone's mailbox in an attempt to scare them, their initial response is "how the hell did you fit in my mailbox?" and not "GAAAAAAAHH!" as you might expect. Curious
September 21, 2026 at 9:15 PM
For some reason, whenever I pop out of someone's mailbox in an attempt to scare them, their initial response is "how the hell did you fit in my mailbox?" and not "GAAAAAAAHH!" as you might expect. Curious
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I refuse to make this any less complicated
September 20, 2026 at 11:35 PM
I refuse to make this any less complicated
Absolutely wild mad libs here
September 20, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Absolutely wild mad libs here
Folks, we're going to put the Trojan horse right into the center of DC
September 20, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Folks, we're going to put the Trojan horse right into the center of DC
Breaking news: Scams, Inc.'s do-lots-of-scams game plan left the door wide open for guys who like doing scams
September 20, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Breaking news: Scams, Inc.'s do-lots-of-scams game plan left the door wide open for guys who like doing scams
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ROBIN: the batmobile won’t start
BATMAN: check the battery
ROBIN: what’s a tery
BATMAN: check the battery
ROBIN: what’s a tery
May 26, 2023 at 11:34 PM
ROBIN: the batmobile won’t start
BATMAN: check the battery
ROBIN: what’s a tery
BATMAN: check the battery
ROBIN: what’s a tery
Oh really, you were a military brat? That sucks man, I was a military perfect little sweetie.
September 19, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Oh really, you were a military brat? That sucks man, I was a military perfect little sweetie.
I played soccer in high school and am a fan of the game, but sometimes when I'm bored, I like to post "sorry, but soccer isn't a real sport" just to make all of Europe and Latin America get mad at me
September 19, 2026 at 5:34 PM
I played soccer in high school and am a fan of the game, but sometimes when I'm bored, I like to post "sorry, but soccer isn't a real sport" just to make all of Europe and Latin America get mad at me
The only solution to all of this is to go back to having 40 hours of internet sent to us on a CD by mail
September 19, 2026 at 2:28 AM
The only solution to all of this is to go back to having 40 hours of internet sent to us on a CD by mail
Was just informed that it's actually fine to drink a bunch of beers and act like an idiot on Friday night. Will try it out and report back soon
September 18, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Was just informed that it's actually fine to drink a bunch of beers and act like an idiot on Friday night. Will try it out and report back soon
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LIV Tyler’s full name is Fifty Four Tyler
September 18, 2026 at 12:31 AM
LIV Tyler’s full name is Fifty Four Tyler
I swear I did not edit this image at all. Why does Adam Silver look more and more like a vampire ghoul with each passing day
September 18, 2026 at 12:11 AM
I swear I did not edit this image at all. Why does Adam Silver look more and more like a vampire ghoul with each passing day
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I respect my haters and share their concerns
September 15, 2026 at 3:00 AM
I respect my haters and share their concerns
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[responding to trash talk during pick up basketball game] my wife has a bad back so I doubt that happened
September 16, 2026 at 9:58 PM
[responding to trash talk during pick up basketball game] my wife has a bad back so I doubt that happened
If China beats us at AI, they'll be able to create images of women with more fingers than we ever thought possible
September 17, 2026 at 9:32 PM
If China beats us at AI, they'll be able to create images of women with more fingers than we ever thought possible
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Same people who seem to think it’s bad for China to beat us at AI are perfectly fine with China beating us at high speed rail, solar energy, wind energy, shall we go on
'oh so you want china to beat us' bro what the hell do i care leave me to the humble life i am trying to build for myself
i dont understand what winning ai means and why i should be scared of not winning ai
September 17, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Same people who seem to think it’s bad for China to beat us at AI are perfectly fine with China beating us at high speed rail, solar energy, wind energy, shall we go on
Here we have a lady trying to feed a baby kitten. And here we have a guy trying to bludgeon the kitten to death with a brick. It is important that we get both people's thoughts on what should be done with the kitten.
September 17, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Here we have a lady trying to feed a baby kitten. And here we have a guy trying to bludgeon the kitten to death with a brick. It is important that we get both people's thoughts on what should be done with the kitten.
BREAKING NEWS: communist hater of business wants to ban false advertising
New Yorkers should know whether the apartment they’re looking at is real.
That’s why we’re working to require apartment listings to clearly disclose when images and videos have been generated by AI.
Finding a home in New York is hard enough without artificially generating more problems.
That’s why we’re working to require apartment listings to clearly disclose when images and videos have been generated by AI.
Finding a home in New York is hard enough without artificially generating more problems.
Is That Fireplace Real or A.I.?
Listing sites are littered with homes with fake fireplaces, improved views and virtual landscaping, raising false advertising concerns.
www.nytimes.com
September 17, 2026 at 12:52 AM
BREAKING NEWS: communist hater of business wants to ban false advertising
Merlin: now that you've pulled the sword from the stone, you're the king of all England!
Arthur: gobsmackin well I'm just bloody chuffed innit mate!
Merlin: put the sword back in.
Arthur: gobsmackin well I'm just bloody chuffed innit mate!
Merlin: put the sword back in.
September 16, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Merlin: now that you've pulled the sword from the stone, you're the king of all England!
Arthur: gobsmackin well I'm just bloody chuffed innit mate!
Merlin: put the sword back in.
Arthur: gobsmackin well I'm just bloody chuffed innit mate!
Merlin: put the sword back in.
Before my dad died, we used to be super terrified of him. Now that he's a ghost, it's even worse
September 16, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Before my dad died, we used to be super terrified of him. Now that he's a ghost, it's even worse
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Rationalism rocks. Love any philosophy that tells me:
1) My actions are moral if I help a greater quantity of future people than the real ones I harm
2) There is an infinite quantity of future people
3) Thus, it's essential that I make as much money as possible by doing things I already want to do
1) My actions are moral if I help a greater quantity of future people than the real ones I harm
2) There is an infinite quantity of future people
3) Thus, it's essential that I make as much money as possible by doing things I already want to do
September 15, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Rationalism rocks. Love any philosophy that tells me:
1) My actions are moral if I help a greater quantity of future people than the real ones I harm
2) There is an infinite quantity of future people
3) Thus, it's essential that I make as much money as possible by doing things I already want to do
1) My actions are moral if I help a greater quantity of future people than the real ones I harm
2) There is an infinite quantity of future people
3) Thus, it's essential that I make as much money as possible by doing things I already want to do
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The difference between a catacomb and a basement is skulls. Catacomb without skulls? Thats a basement. Skulls in your basement? Thats a catacomb. Tired of having to keep saying this
September 15, 2026 at 9:03 PM
The difference between a catacomb and a basement is skulls. Catacomb without skulls? Thats a basement. Skulls in your basement? Thats a catacomb. Tired of having to keep saying this
If someone tells you "make like a tree and leave," the only acceptable response is "make like a fly, eat shit and die"
September 15, 2026 at 9:56 PM
If someone tells you "make like a tree and leave," the only acceptable response is "make like a fly, eat shit and die"