Peter Wood
@theimpossiblepw.bsky.social
Magician, Showman, Maker, Collector of the Impossible. Featured twice on "Penn & Teller: Fool Us." Lover of Oreos and theme parks.
One week! Public show at The Banyan in downtown Frederick, MD on 10/10 @ 1pm. Come early for a noon lunch on the rooftop!
Tickets are $10 - hit me or Google up for the link 👍
Tickets are $10 - hit me or Google up for the link 👍
October 3, 2026 at 2:15 PM
One week! Public show at The Banyan in downtown Frederick, MD on 10/10 @ 1pm. Come early for a noon lunch on the rooftop!
Tickets are $10 - hit me or Google up for the link 👍
Tickets are $10 - hit me or Google up for the link 👍
No, I did not see Samuel L. Jackson yesterday 😂 Big thanks to my friends at Capital One for inviting me to be a part of Software Fest 2026 🎉 It was a beautiful afternoon 11 stories up on the roof of the Capital One HQ.
October 2, 2026 at 6:43 PM
No, I did not see Samuel L. Jackson yesterday 😂 Big thanks to my friends at Capital One for inviting me to be a part of Software Fest 2026 🎉 It was a beautiful afternoon 11 stories up on the roof of the Capital One HQ.
September 15, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Frederick! I'm so excited to be bringing my show to The Banyan next month. Tickets are $10 so you can bring the whole crew 🙌
September 9, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Frederick! I'm so excited to be bringing my show to The Banyan next month. Tickets are $10 so you can bring the whole crew 🙌
August 27, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Yard sale haul from the weekend.
Me: "Will you take $15 for the pair?"
Seller: "Do you know what they are?"
Me: "Yeah, they're Egyptian canopic jars."
Seller: "Will you love 'em?"
Me: "Yes sir."
We shook hands and they will end up in the Museum of the Impossible 🙌
Me: "Will you take $15 for the pair?"
Seller: "Do you know what they are?"
Me: "Yeah, they're Egyptian canopic jars."
Seller: "Will you love 'em?"
Me: "Yes sir."
We shook hands and they will end up in the Museum of the Impossible 🙌
August 26, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Yard sale haul from the weekend.
Me: "Will you take $15 for the pair?"
Seller: "Do you know what they are?"
Me: "Yeah, they're Egyptian canopic jars."
Seller: "Will you love 'em?"
Me: "Yes sir."
We shook hands and they will end up in the Museum of the Impossible 🙌
Me: "Will you take $15 for the pair?"
Seller: "Do you know what they are?"
Me: "Yeah, they're Egyptian canopic jars."
Seller: "Will you love 'em?"
Me: "Yes sir."
We shook hands and they will end up in the Museum of the Impossible 🙌
Tried a new paint technique! Spoiler alert: it didn't work 😂 #artdesign #creator #painting #oops #progress
August 24, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Tried a new paint technique! Spoiler alert: it didn't work 😂 #artdesign #creator #painting #oops #progress
I made a box that does a thing that most Museum guests will never notice 😂 (link below)
If you want to help support the Museum of the Impossible *and* get access to updates before other folks do, I'd love to have you join our Patreon community.
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If you want to help support the Museum of the Impossible *and* get access to updates before other folks do, I'd love to have you join our Patreon community.
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What does this do and why am I so excited about it? | Peter Wood's Museum of the Impossible
This little black box makes a subtle audio effect happen that most Museum visitors won't notice 😂 When guests first enter the vestibule they
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August 22, 2026 at 2:53 AM
I made a box that does a thing that most Museum guests will never notice 😂 (link below)
If you want to help support the Museum of the Impossible *and* get access to updates before other folks do, I'd love to have you join our Patreon community.
www.patreon.com/theimpossibl...
If you want to help support the Museum of the Impossible *and* get access to updates before other folks do, I'd love to have you join our Patreon community.
www.patreon.com/theimpossibl...
I was stumped, but Electrician Mike saved the day! #challenge #theater #electrician #lighting #solutions
August 20, 2026 at 2:24 AM
I was stumped, but Electrician Mike saved the day! #challenge #theater #electrician #lighting #solutions
Putting the finishing touches on the P.I.N.A.T.A. #makersgonnamake #oneofakind #piñata #progress #creative
August 17, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Putting the finishing touches on the P.I.N.A.T.A. #makersgonnamake #oneofakind #piñata #progress #creative
BIG thanks to everyone who made my show a part of their visit to the 80th Howard County Fair! What a fun week ♥️
August 16, 2026 at 12:17 AM
BIG thanks to everyone who made my show a part of their visit to the 80th Howard County Fair! What a fun week ♥️
August 14, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Enjoying the week at the Howard County Fair 🎉 Weather could be cooler, but awesome crowds make up for it! Back on Fri and Sat.
August 12, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Enjoying the week at the Howard County Fair 🎉 Weather could be cooler, but awesome crowds make up for it! Back on Fri and Sat.
Town council double-checking I won't burn the place down or tell dirty jokes 😂 #museum #fire #smallbusiness #theater #sykesville
August 11, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Town council double-checking I won't burn the place down or tell dirty jokes 😂 #museum #fire #smallbusiness #theater #sykesville
Kicked off the 80th annual Howard County Fair today! It's year 27 for me, a.k.a. 33% of the fair's existence 🤯 Back on Monday!
August 8, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Kicked off the 80th annual Howard County Fair today! It's year 27 for me, a.k.a. 33% of the fair's existence 🤯 Back on Monday!
He's right behind me, isn't he?
August 6, 2026 at 2:00 AM
He's right behind me, isn't he?
The rain didn't dampen the fun at Adventure Park today! Big thanks to everyone who shared their afternoon with me, especially these folks from the Theatricks circus crew 🎪🤹
August 2, 2026 at 9:10 PM
The rain didn't dampen the fun at Adventure Park today! Big thanks to everyone who shared their afternoon with me, especially these folks from the Theatricks circus crew 🎪🤹
My daughter made me this for my birthday. From top right: theatre, woodworking, magic, and "paint" 😂 #persistent
July 27, 2026 at 6:41 PM
My daughter made me this for my birthday. From top right: theatre, woodworking, magic, and "paint" 😂 #persistent
Awesome night at the Baltimore Convention Center!
July 25, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Awesome night at the Baltimore Convention Center!
July 13, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Summer library tour continues tomorrow!
July 1 @ 3:00 pm – Olney Library – Olney, MD
July 8 @ 5:00 pm – Beatley Central Library – Alexandria, VA
August 6 @ 6:00 pm – Potomac Branch Library – Indian Head, MD
July 1 @ 3:00 pm – Olney Library – Olney, MD
July 8 @ 5:00 pm – Beatley Central Library – Alexandria, VA
August 6 @ 6:00 pm – Potomac Branch Library – Indian Head, MD
June 30, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Summer library tour continues tomorrow!
July 1 @ 3:00 pm – Olney Library – Olney, MD
July 8 @ 5:00 pm – Beatley Central Library – Alexandria, VA
August 6 @ 6:00 pm – Potomac Branch Library – Indian Head, MD
July 1 @ 3:00 pm – Olney Library – Olney, MD
July 8 @ 5:00 pm – Beatley Central Library – Alexandria, VA
August 6 @ 6:00 pm – Potomac Branch Library – Indian Head, MD
Did we have fun at Kat's birthday? We sure did!
Last time I hung out with this family was pre-pandemic, so it was a real treat to reconnect and help them celebrate another milestone 🎉
Last time I hung out with this family was pre-pandemic, so it was a real treat to reconnect and help them celebrate another milestone 🎉
June 27, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Did we have fun at Kat's birthday? We sure did!
Last time I hung out with this family was pre-pandemic, so it was a real treat to reconnect and help them celebrate another milestone 🎉
Last time I hung out with this family was pre-pandemic, so it was a real treat to reconnect and help them celebrate another milestone 🎉
That's the cup of a carpenter.
June 22, 2026 at 3:23 AM
That's the cup of a carpenter.
I dunno what's more awkward: accidentally twinning with Mom, or the face I'm making 😂
June 14, 2026 at 8:18 PM
I dunno what's more awkward: accidentally twinning with Mom, or the face I'm making 😂
I cannot say enough good things about the "Stealing Magic" documentary, and when it's available to a wider audience ya'll are gonna be hearing about it from me again.
June 13, 2026 at 4:16 AM
I cannot say enough good things about the "Stealing Magic" documentary, and when it's available to a wider audience ya'll are gonna be hearing about it from me again.