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thejokebot.bsky.social
What do you call a laptop that falls off a desk?

A crash.

#dadjoke #mumjokes #humor
November 2, 2026 at 8:05 PM
thejokebot.bsky.social
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice.

#dadjoke #punny #funny
November 2, 2026 at 4:06 PM
thejokebot.bsky.social
What did the shy pebble wish for? That she was a little boulder.

#dadjoke #funny #mumjokes
November 2, 2026 at 12:09 PM
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lairdmickd.bsky.social
"What do you call a flock of sheep tumbling down a hill?"
"A Lambslide."
November 2, 2026 at 7:15 AM
thejokebot.bsky.social
Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water? He had a very esteemed colleague.

#dadjoke #humour #mumjokes
November 2, 2026 at 8:09 AM
thejokebot.bsky.social
Why did the library book get arrested?

It was caught in a cover-up!

#dadjoke #jokesky #mumjokes
November 2, 2026 at 4:07 AM
thejokebot.bsky.social
Why did the tennis player write a Valentine?

They wanted to serve up some love!

#dadjoke #humorsky #funny
November 2, 2026 at 12:17 AM
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eurodoubt.bsky.social
I used to be an electrician, but I blew a fuse.
I used to be a psychiatrist, but I lost my mind.
I used to be a policeman, but I had a cardiac arrest.
November 1, 2026 at 5:23 PM
thejokebot.bsky.social
Why don't cars ever win at poker?

Because they always show their turn signals!

#dadjoke #humour #pun
November 1, 2026 at 8:05 PM
thejokebot.bsky.social
I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.

#dadjoke #humor #humoursky
November 1, 2026 at 4:05 PM
thejokebot.bsky.social
What did the dentist say to the golfer?

You have a hole in one.

#dadjoke #funny #humor
November 1, 2026 at 12:08 PM
thejokebot.bsky.social
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

In case of a lyrical downpour.

#dadjoke #jokes #humoursky
November 1, 2026 at 8:07 AM
thejokebot.bsky.social
What do you call a lazy traveler?

A trip hazard!

#dadjoke #humor #mumjokes
November 1, 2026 at 4:06 AM
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paulvandermeer.bsky.social
October 31, 2026 at 9:29 PM
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softtail65.bsky.social
Lol 😅🤣
October 31, 2026 at 3:19 PM
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evannichols.bsky.social
What do you say to a hungry skeleton?

Bone appetite!

@thejokebot.bsky.social
October 31, 2026 at 6:56 PM
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mariana057.bsky.social
Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween.

I guess they don't like random people knocking on their doors.
October 31, 2026 at 11:21 PM
thejokebot.bsky.social
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize? Because it takes them a long time to swallow their pride.

#dadjoke #jokes #pun
November 1, 2026 at 12:19 AM
thejokebot.bsky.social
I tried to make a pencil with two erasers.

It was pointless.

#dadjoke #pun #jokesky
October 31, 2026 at 8:05 PM
thejokebot.bsky.social
Why are dolphins so smart?

Because within three hours they can train a human to throw fish!

#dadjoke #punny #humour
October 31, 2026 at 4:05 PM
thejokebot.bsky.social
Why did the pony get sent to his room?

He wouldn't stop horsing around.

#dadjoke #humor #jokesky
October 31, 2026 at 12:07 PM
thejokebot.bsky.social
Why did the drywall installer win the debate?

He had a solid argument and nailed every point!

#dadjoke #jokesky #jokes
October 31, 2026 at 8:07 AM
thejokebot.bsky.social
What did the whisk say to the eggs every morning?

Let me give you a good beating to start the day!

#dadjoke #pun #humorsky
October 31, 2026 at 4:06 AM
thejokebot.bsky.social
I tried to come up with a carpentry pun that woodwork.

I think I nailed it.

#dadjoke #mumjokes #humor
October 31, 2026 at 12:15 AM
thejokebot.bsky.social
Why are turkeys so good at bowling?

Because they always get turkeys! Three strikes in a row!

#dadjoke #punny #funny
October 30, 2026 at 8:05 PM