The Jolene
@thejolene.bsky.social
You want to compare brainpans? I won the Westinghouse prize when I was 12. Published at 19, double doctorate from MIT at 22. Why do I do this? Because the money's good, the scenery changes and they let me use explosives, ok?
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The Jolene
@thejolene.bsky.social
· Oct 16
She gets all the flowers. I mean ALL of them. If we see her, we immediately have to give her flowers.
I'm voting for HER.
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here's Friday's post: "none of this shit is popular" — Dear Leader fucking sucks, and Republicans are going to get crushed in the midterms.
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none of this shit is popular
Dear Leader fucking sucks, and Republicans are going to get crushed in the midterms
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September 18, 2026 at 2:40 PM
here's Friday's post: "none of this shit is popular" — Dear Leader fucking sucks, and Republicans are going to get crushed in the midterms.
thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
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Can I get as much vacation time as Congress? Please?
If I was elected to do a job for others…and I was away from my job as much as they are, I would be too embarrassed to leave my house. Seriously.
If I was elected to do a job for others…and I was away from my job as much as they are, I would be too embarrassed to leave my house. Seriously.
September 18, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Can I get as much vacation time as Congress? Please?
If I was elected to do a job for others…and I was away from my job as much as they are, I would be too embarrassed to leave my house. Seriously.
If I was elected to do a job for others…and I was away from my job as much as they are, I would be too embarrassed to leave my house. Seriously.
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These are the people who should make millions
September 17, 2026 at 7:38 PM
These are the people who should make millions
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On September 17th, we filled our 200,000th pothole. See something that needs fixing in NYC?
Call 311, tag @nyc311.bsky.social or go to portal.311.nyc.gov.
Call 311, tag @nyc311.bsky.social or go to portal.311.nyc.gov.
September 17, 2026 at 10:16 PM
On September 17th, we filled our 200,000th pothole. See something that needs fixing in NYC?
Call 311, tag @nyc311.bsky.social or go to portal.311.nyc.gov.
Call 311, tag @nyc311.bsky.social or go to portal.311.nyc.gov.
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He's destroyed everything else....
September 18, 2026 at 12:51 AM
He's destroyed everything else....
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Our music and our memories are being wiped out. AMERICA built this city. Not a president. Join us!
September 17, 2026 at 11:09 PM
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I would kill for Tino
September 17, 2026 at 9:26 PM
I would kill for Tino
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"What a sad state of affairs. What a tragedy. How small-minded, narcissistic."
Maria Shriver reacts to the narcissist-in-chief shutting down the Kennedy Center (and potentially demolishing it) because he can't get his name on it like a giant toddler.
Maria Shriver reacts to the narcissist-in-chief shutting down the Kennedy Center (and potentially demolishing it) because he can't get his name on it like a giant toddler.
September 17, 2026 at 7:14 PM
"What a sad state of affairs. What a tragedy. How small-minded, narcissistic."
Maria Shriver reacts to the narcissist-in-chief shutting down the Kennedy Center (and potentially demolishing it) because he can't get his name on it like a giant toddler.
Maria Shriver reacts to the narcissist-in-chief shutting down the Kennedy Center (and potentially demolishing it) because he can't get his name on it like a giant toddler.
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I am suing the Attorney General of the United States.
In my opinion, the judge in my case has been strategically laying the foundation for contempt.
In my opinion, the judge in my case has been strategically laying the foundation for contempt.
A federal judge says Todd Blanche isn't sufficiently following the court's orders in a case concerning the Epstein files and gave Blanche a deadline to comply or face the possibility of contempt charges.
The order stems from the lawsuit brought by Katie Phang.
The order stems from the lawsuit brought by Katie Phang.
Judge Warns Blanche of Possible Contempt Charges Over Epstein Files
The Justice Department hasn’t sufficiently followed a court order to produce documents, the federal judge said.
www.washingtonsun.com
September 17, 2026 at 8:57 PM
I am suing the Attorney General of the United States.
In my opinion, the judge in my case has been strategically laying the foundation for contempt.
In my opinion, the judge in my case has been strategically laying the foundation for contempt.
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If the survivors win, they’ve asked the court to require Epstein's estate to preserve the full record of what’s in the collection so that each survivor can find out exactly how many of their images the financier exploited.
Epstein had huge cache of child sex pics; victims sue to find out who's in them
Survivors appalled nobody will tell them if they’re in Epstein’s CSAM collection.
arstechnica.com
September 17, 2026 at 8:16 PM
If the survivors win, they’ve asked the court to require Epstein's estate to preserve the full record of what’s in the collection so that each survivor can find out exactly how many of their images the financier exploited.
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Putting your principles first.
September 17, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Putting your principles first.
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Swedish singer Zara Larsson condemned the White House for using her song “Midnight Sun” in a video showing authorities detaining immigrants, calling it “so dehumanizing.”
Zara Larsson Condemns White House For Using Her Song In ICE Deportation Video: ‘I’m Just Sad’
Swedish singer Zara Larsson condemned the White House for using her song “Midnight Sun” in a video showing authorities detaining immigrants, calling it “so dehumanizing.”
www.forbes.com
September 17, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Swedish singer Zara Larsson condemned the White House for using her song “Midnight Sun” in a video showing authorities detaining immigrants, calling it “so dehumanizing.”
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All to stop the Epstein files
September 17, 2026 at 8:46 PM
All to stop the Epstein files
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Look at the community notes on this one. 👇
September 17, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Look at the community notes on this one. 👇
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When you sell out your soul for money from a tour that will no longer sell out because of that . . .
September 17, 2026 at 9:27 PM
When you sell out your soul for money from a tour that will no longer sell out because of that . . .
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😂😂🤣😂 I wouldn’t be impressed. I’d be hella happy. #trumpisover
September 17, 2026 at 8:12 AM
😂😂🤣😂 I wouldn’t be impressed. I’d be hella happy. #trumpisover