Jon Baker
@thejonbaker.bsky.social
Dad, geek, lover of all things comedy. I draw the webcomic @AlarminglyBad
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I've never seen Galbor this riled up before
October 5, 2026 at 12:00 PM
I've never seen Galbor this riled up before
Timeline’s clogged
Genuinely concerned about what's happening to the space-time continuum in this toilet.
October 5, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Timeline’s clogged
8: *running to the bathroom* MOM I GOTTA GO
WIFE, EXHAUSTED: Do you have to do a hug or a kiss?
THE THREE OF US TRYING TO PROCESS WHAT MY WIFE JUST SAID:
WIFE: Oh that’s not at all what I meant. I’m tired.
ME: I *need* know which one was which in your head
WIFE, EXHAUSTED: Do you have to do a hug or a kiss?
THE THREE OF US TRYING TO PROCESS WHAT MY WIFE JUST SAID:
WIFE: Oh that’s not at all what I meant. I’m tired.
ME: I *need* know which one was which in your head
October 5, 2026 at 12:18 AM
8: *running to the bathroom* MOM I GOTTA GO
WIFE, EXHAUSTED: Do you have to do a hug or a kiss?
THE THREE OF US TRYING TO PROCESS WHAT MY WIFE JUST SAID:
WIFE: Oh that’s not at all what I meant. I’m tired.
ME: I *need* know which one was which in your head
WIFE, EXHAUSTED: Do you have to do a hug or a kiss?
THE THREE OF US TRYING TO PROCESS WHAT MY WIFE JUST SAID:
WIFE: Oh that’s not at all what I meant. I’m tired.
ME: I *need* know which one was which in your head
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come see me at New York Comic Con Oct 8-11. i will draw pictures for you and shake your hand. no kissing/eye contact please.
October 4, 2026 at 7:56 PM
come see me at New York Comic Con Oct 8-11. i will draw pictures for you and shake your hand. no kissing/eye contact please.
THERAPIST: Real-life Dr. Doofenshmirtz isn’t real. He can’t hurt you.
REAL-LIFE DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ:
REAL-LIFE DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ:
October 4, 2026 at 4:31 PM
THERAPIST: Real-life Dr. Doofenshmirtz isn’t real. He can’t hurt you.
REAL-LIFE DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ:
REAL-LIFE DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ:
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Victor is canceled
October 4, 2026 at 7:55 AM
Victor is canceled
October 4, 2026 at 3:10 AM
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A cannoli is just a dessert taquito
October 4, 2026 at 12:57 AM
A cannoli is just a dessert taquito
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People always jump to "he's gonna hunt me for sport " and I gotta stop and explain to them that just because a billionaire has tricked you into a wilderness area and is pursuing you with a gun doesn't mean he's hunting you for sport.
You don't know his heart.
You don't know his heart.
October 4, 2026 at 1:00 AM
People always jump to "he's gonna hunt me for sport " and I gotta stop and explain to them that just because a billionaire has tricked you into a wilderness area and is pursuing you with a gun doesn't mean he's hunting you for sport.
You don't know his heart.
You don't know his heart.
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I'd be super comfortable if I'd done a bunch of horrendous and/or illegal on behalf of my boss who now sounds like Horse_ebooks
Trump: "I take an aspirin a day. I don't know if it works but psychologically I need it. It thins the hell out of your blood I guess ... They want me to go down to the 80. I take the 386. I don't know what the hell it is. It's a monster. They said, 'Sir, you don't need that!'"
October 4, 2026 at 1:51 AM
I'd be super comfortable if I'd done a bunch of horrendous and/or illegal on behalf of my boss who now sounds like Horse_ebooks
Finally, some good news
The solar system could be destroyed much sooner than we thought, scientists say
Outer planets could be thrown out into the universe after our Sun turns into a white dwarf
www.independent.co.uk
October 4, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Finally, some good news
“Aliens are invading! Aliens are invading!”
Sounds like a YOUfo, not a MEfo
Sounds like a YOUfo, not a MEfo
October 3, 2026 at 11:33 PM
“Aliens are invading! Aliens are invading!”
Sounds like a YOUfo, not a MEfo
Sounds like a YOUfo, not a MEfo
*guy inventing built-in lazy suzans* Look how the tables have turned!
October 3, 2026 at 7:22 PM
*guy inventing built-in lazy suzans* Look how the tables have turned!
[Apple picking]
SISTER: What should we get? A peck? A bushel?
WIFE: Would you want to split a peck? How big is a peck?
ME: ANYTHING BUT THE FUCKING METRIC SYSTEM
SISTER: What should we get? A peck? A bushel?
WIFE: Would you want to split a peck? How big is a peck?
ME: ANYTHING BUT THE FUCKING METRIC SYSTEM
October 3, 2026 at 5:13 PM
[Apple picking]
SISTER: What should we get? A peck? A bushel?
WIFE: Would you want to split a peck? How big is a peck?
ME: ANYTHING BUT THE FUCKING METRIC SYSTEM
SISTER: What should we get? A peck? A bushel?
WIFE: Would you want to split a peck? How big is a peck?
ME: ANYTHING BUT THE FUCKING METRIC SYSTEM
ME: Do you think we all secretly worship the sleep god Somnambulax and that our beds are the altars upon which we pray to him?
INTERVIEWER: …questions about the *job*?
INTERVIEWER: …questions about the *job*?
October 3, 2026 at 5:10 PM
ME: Do you think we all secretly worship the sleep god Somnambulax and that our beds are the altars upon which we pray to him?
INTERVIEWER: …questions about the *job*?
INTERVIEWER: …questions about the *job*?
BRAIN: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?
PINKY: I think so Brain, but if she’s an easy lover and she’ll take your heart and you won’t feel it, what would a hard lover do to you? Is it even possible to beat nightmare difficulty?
PINKY: I think so Brain, but if she’s an easy lover and she’ll take your heart and you won’t feel it, what would a hard lover do to you? Is it even possible to beat nightmare difficulty?
October 3, 2026 at 3:27 PM
BRAIN: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?
PINKY: I think so Brain, but if she’s an easy lover and she’ll take your heart and you won’t feel it, what would a hard lover do to you? Is it even possible to beat nightmare difficulty?
PINKY: I think so Brain, but if she’s an easy lover and she’ll take your heart and you won’t feel it, what would a hard lover do to you? Is it even possible to beat nightmare difficulty?
I know Daft Punk are actually life-sized Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots, I just can’t prove it
James Doakes Doakes Meme
Alt: James Doakes Doakes Meme
static.klipy.com
October 3, 2026 at 12:12 AM
I know Daft Punk are actually life-sized Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots, I just can’t prove it
“I went to a gender reveal party and they just released bees”
Were the bees painted blue or pink???
“…”
WERE THEY BOY BEES OR GIRL BEES???????
Were the bees painted blue or pink???
“…”
WERE THEY BOY BEES OR GIRL BEES???????
October 2, 2026 at 11:44 PM
“I went to a gender reveal party and they just released bees”
Were the bees painted blue or pink???
“…”
WERE THEY BOY BEES OR GIRL BEES???????
Were the bees painted blue or pink???
“…”
WERE THEY BOY BEES OR GIRL BEES???????
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So former NFL kicker Jay Feely is running for Congress as a MAGA guy and his opponent just put out an ad with a bunch of his missed kicks lol
October 2, 2026 at 10:25 PM
So former NFL kicker Jay Feely is running for Congress as a MAGA guy and his opponent just put out an ad with a bunch of his missed kicks lol
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Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
October 2, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
Did you know you can just go to the emergency room waiting room and just watch ESPN???
October 2, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Did you know you can just go to the emergency room waiting room and just watch ESPN???
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* laying in the middle of the freeway
No, things are good, why do you ask?
No, things are good, why do you ask?
October 2, 2026 at 8:18 PM
* laying in the middle of the freeway
No, things are good, why do you ask?
No, things are good, why do you ask?
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Even if you've only done the Macarena once, you're still a carrier
October 2, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Even if you've only done the Macarena once, you're still a carrier
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for whom the bell tacos
October 2, 2026 at 4:09 PM
for whom the bell tacos