I'M THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH!
@thejuggernautbitch.bsky.social
quotes from My Way Entertainment's classic parody dub: youtube.com/watch?v=bSuvOVH0aSQ
Why do you always gotta scream whenever you come into the room?
I'm the goddamn Juggernaut, do you see how tight my outfit is? I have to, it's the only way I can breathe.
I'm the goddamn Juggernaut, do you see how tight my outfit is? I have to, it's the only way I can breathe.
October 8, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Why do you always gotta scream whenever you come into the room?
I'm the goddamn Juggernaut, do you see how tight my outfit is? I have to, it's the only way I can breathe.
I'm the goddamn Juggernaut, do you see how tight my outfit is? I have to, it's the only way I can breathe.
Fuck that shit, I'm the goddamn Juggernaut, I been waiting for this shit all my mother fucking life.
October 8, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Fuck that shit, I'm the goddamn Juggernaut, I been waiting for this shit all my mother fucking life.
Why do you always gotta scream whenever you come into the room?
October 8, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Why do you always gotta scream whenever you come into the room?
Man I don't wanna hear that shit, man.
October 8, 2026 at 10:35 AM
Man I don't wanna hear that shit, man.
You do not talk to me like that with my mohawk!
October 8, 2026 at 8:35 AM
You do not talk to me like that with my mohawk!
Oh it's time, baby!! I like your raincoat, bitch, you can't run!
October 8, 2026 at 6:35 AM
Oh it's time, baby!! I like your raincoat, bitch, you can't run!
Just count the money already before Juggernaut's ass shows up.
October 8, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Just count the money already before Juggernaut's ass shows up.
Come on, sugar, we gotta get out of here.
October 8, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Come on, sugar, we gotta get out of here.
I'm the goddamn Juggernaut, bitch! I'mma break ya in half.
October 8, 2026 at 12:35 AM
I'm the goddamn Juggernaut, bitch! I'mma break ya in half.
Bow down to a true pimp, bitch.
October 7, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Bow down to a true pimp, bitch.
Finish him off already, stop talking.
Comb yo beard, I don't wanna hear that shit.
Comb yo beard, I don't wanna hear that shit.
October 7, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Finish him off already, stop talking.
Comb yo beard, I don't wanna hear that shit.
Comb yo beard, I don't wanna hear that shit.
Come on, sugar, we gotta get out of here.
October 7, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Come on, sugar, we gotta get out of here.
I'm gonna get him, I'm gonna kill him, and I'm gonna eat his fucking costume, just wait.
October 7, 2026 at 4:35 PM
I'm gonna get him, I'm gonna kill him, and I'm gonna eat his fucking costume, just wait.
Fuck you up with my pimp cane. Take another one!
October 7, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Fuck you up with my pimp cane. Take another one!
I wonder what the fuck is on TV tonight.
October 7, 2026 at 12:35 PM
I wonder what the fuck is on TV tonight.
Don't worry, sugar.
October 7, 2026 at 10:35 AM
Don't worry, sugar.
Just count the money already before Juggernaut's ass shows up.
October 7, 2026 at 8:35 AM
Just count the money already before Juggernaut's ass shows up.
Fuckin' Juggernaut's back.
I'M THE JUGGERNAUT!
Fuck is wrong with you, Juggernaut.
I'M THE JUGGERNAUT!
Fuck is wrong with you, Juggernaut.
October 7, 2026 at 6:35 AM
Fuckin' Juggernaut's back.
I'M THE JUGGERNAUT!
Fuck is wrong with you, Juggernaut.
I'M THE JUGGERNAUT!
Fuck is wrong with you, Juggernaut.
Commence explosion dodging!
October 7, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Commence explosion dodging!
Finish him off already, stop talking.
Comb yo beard, I don't wanna hear that shit.
Comb yo beard, I don't wanna hear that shit.
October 7, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Finish him off already, stop talking.
Comb yo beard, I don't wanna hear that shit.
Comb yo beard, I don't wanna hear that shit.
You made outta Laffy Taffy, mutha fucka...
October 7, 2026 at 12:35 AM
You made outta Laffy Taffy, mutha fucka...
I'm the Juggernaut, I'm ready to fuck! I been ready to fuck, my suit's so tight.
October 6, 2026 at 10:35 PM
I'm the Juggernaut, I'm ready to fuck! I been ready to fuck, my suit's so tight.
What the fuck, Charles? AAAAAAaaaaagh...
October 6, 2026 at 8:35 PM
What the fuck, Charles? AAAAAAaaaaagh...
Shut the fuck up Charles, shut the fuck up!
October 6, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Shut the fuck up Charles, shut the fuck up!
Oh what the hell is he doin? What the fuck is this shit???
October 6, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Oh what the hell is he doin? What the fuck is this shit???