kate
@thekatriarch.bsky.social
reject the patriarchy; demand a katriarchy | space bitch 🖖 | livetweeting every show | overthinking it | library worker | bipolar bear 🐻❄ | adoptee | etc |
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kate
@thekatriarch.bsky.social
· Jan 14
This is not the account of a serious person
Stupid Alaskan wolf bird
September 17, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Stupid Alaskan wolf bird
You know what I love about Alaska is that "smoked salmon" means the same thing here as it does in Oregon, HOT smoked
September 16, 2026 at 10:01 PM
You know what I love about Alaska is that "smoked salmon" means the same thing here as it does in Oregon, HOT smoked
I did not see the northern lights, but at least I slept through 90% of the fjord sailing today bc I was up until 4:30am
September 16, 2026 at 1:29 AM
I did not see the northern lights, but at least I slept through 90% of the fjord sailing today bc I was up until 4:30am
Heyyyy I still have signal even though we left the town! Hi! I'm sitting outside in the dark with a bunch of other people!
September 15, 2026 at 7:51 AM
Heyyyy I still have signal even though we left the town! Hi! I'm sitting outside in the dark with a bunch of other people!
A win for the katriarchy AND spooky bitches wearing antlers, what a blessing
YEA!!!! She won you guys! Kate O'Flynn won!!!!! She so deserves this! L
September 15, 2026 at 3:58 AM
A win for the katriarchy AND spooky bitches wearing antlers, what a blessing
Supposedly an 80% chance of seeing the northern lights tonight 🙏🙏🙏
September 15, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Supposedly an 80% chance of seeing the northern lights tonight 🙏🙏🙏
Jesus christ
As the mom of a recent college graduate and current college freshman and a college prof for 30+ years I am BEGGING you not to do this.
Worried About Your College Kid? Now You Can Hire a Local Mom. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/13/w...
Worried About Your College Kid? Now You Can Hire a Local Mom. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/13/w...
Worried About Your College Kid? Now You Can Hire a Local Mom.
At some universities, parents can pay to make sure their children are cared for, the way they were back home.
www.nytimes.com
September 14, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Jesus christ
We saw hella whales!!! I only have pics from my camera, not my phone, so no pics until I get home but instead I can offer you this bookstore dog, whose name is Bagel
September 14, 2026 at 3:27 AM
We saw hella whales!!! I only have pics from my camera, not my phone, so no pics until I get home but instead I can offer you this bookstore dog, whose name is Bagel
Hello from a surprisingly warm day in alaska!!!
September 13, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Hello from a surprisingly warm day in alaska!!!
You like clouds? I got clouds
September 11, 2026 at 12:45 AM
You like clouds? I got clouds
Hello I'm having a terrible time but that's probably like 40% the fact that I woke up at 6am
September 11, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Hello I'm having a terrible time but that's probably like 40% the fact that I woke up at 6am
How many times do I need to check to make sure my passport is still in the pocket of my backpack like it was the last six times I checked it
September 10, 2026 at 7:38 PM
How many times do I need to check to make sure my passport is still in the pocket of my backpack like it was the last six times I checked it
Reposted by kate
No children should be allowed to play youth sports unless their FULLY WITHIN 1 ("one") standard deviation of MEDIAN (NOT AVERAGE) for their grade. Their height, weight, 40m dash time, deadlift PR, shoulder breadth, hormones, and 1 mile speed should all be verified prior to EVERY game and practice.
What? This happens in literally every sport. Girls and boys. Watch a 9th grade WR get obliterated by a 12th grade punt gunner every Friday night. Have you ever watched any sport? Some kids are just bigger than others.
I don’t know, the obvious size, strength and speed advantages that a person born and having gone through male puberty have MIGHT make playing girls’ lacrosse, basketball, soccer, etc less safe for smaller, weaker and slower players. IT IS SO RARE. Why are you people so rigid in your opinions?
September 10, 2026 at 6:51 PM
No children should be allowed to play youth sports unless their FULLY WITHIN 1 ("one") standard deviation of MEDIAN (NOT AVERAGE) for their grade. Their height, weight, 40m dash time, deadlift PR, shoulder breadth, hormones, and 1 mile speed should all be verified prior to EVERY game and practice.
Kinda liking the bangs today tbh
September 10, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Kinda liking the bangs today tbh
I like that I put "phone" on my packing list as if I've ever left the house without it
September 10, 2026 at 6:03 PM
I like that I put "phone" on my packing list as if I've ever left the house without it
Unfortunately, I am awake
September 10, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Unfortunately, I am awake
I'm so anxiety about will I forget something important, will they say my giant suitcase is too heavy, what if theres crazy traffic and we get there late and they leave without us etc etc etc this is why I do so many road trips so I'm in full control
September 10, 2026 at 3:26 AM
I'm so anxiety about will I forget something important, will they say my giant suitcase is too heavy, what if theres crazy traffic and we get there late and they leave without us etc etc etc this is why I do so many road trips so I'm in full control
Jfc fetterman is a piece of shit, which I mean, we knew, but ffs
September 10, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Jfc fetterman is a piece of shit, which I mean, we knew, but ffs
Trying to pa k, oh my god 10 days is so many days
September 10, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Trying to pa k, oh my god 10 days is so many days
There was a bookcase in my bedroom that's been on the verge of collapsing for months, and of course it chose the day before I leave town to do it
September 9, 2026 at 8:12 PM
There was a bookcase in my bedroom that's been on the verge of collapsing for months, and of course it chose the day before I leave town to do it
OK I have one hour and ten minutes left in this workday, what do I still need to do before I leave for two weeks?
September 8, 2026 at 11:51 PM
OK I have one hour and ten minutes left in this workday, what do I still need to do before I leave for two weeks?
Exciting news!!! Coworker brought her baby to visit!!
September 8, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Exciting news!!! Coworker brought her baby to visit!!
If you and/or someone in your family has to work for you to pay your bills, you're working class. Middle class is a useful category for some things but in the modern economy, middle class is working class with benefits
We tested how voters define the "working class" by asking about popular fictional characters.
Voters agree most on defining Homer Simpson (+56), Fran Fine (+46), Peter Griffin (+46), and Hank Hill (+45) as working class.
Voters agree most on defining Homer Simpson (+56), Fran Fine (+46), Peter Griffin (+46), and Hank Hill (+45) as working class.
September 8, 2026 at 4:43 PM
If you and/or someone in your family has to work for you to pay your bills, you're working class. Middle class is a useful category for some things but in the modern economy, middle class is working class with benefits