Borf
@themikebachmann.bsky.social
Co-Host of Greetings, Adventurers! (@DnDPodcast) and Game Crimes (@gamecrimespod). The Hole in @ReviewHole. he/him. ADHD. https://album.link/RollforStreetwise
Alright, adding 8 players to Mario Kart 8 was sick.
September 27, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Alright, adding 8 players to Mario Kart 8 was sick.
I always put the switch on the power supply in the off position.
I also always forget I did that and think I fucked up the computer when I try to turn it on.
I also always forget I did that and think I fucked up the computer when I try to turn it on.
September 25, 2026 at 1:26 PM
I always put the switch on the power supply in the off position.
I also always forget I did that and think I fucked up the computer when I try to turn it on.
I also always forget I did that and think I fucked up the computer when I try to turn it on.
“Like to see that Bishop arch, know what I’m sayin?”
September 24, 2026 at 8:08 PM
“Like to see that Bishop arch, know what I’m sayin?”
Running solo for @gamecrimes.bsky.social tonight! I’ll be messing around with new decomps/recomps, setting up a lot I haven’t gotten to yet, and just tooling around.
Twitch.tv/gamecrimes at ~10 central!
Twitch.tv/gamecrimes at ~10 central!
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September 22, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Running solo for @gamecrimes.bsky.social tonight! I’ll be messing around with new decomps/recomps, setting up a lot I haven’t gotten to yet, and just tooling around.
Twitch.tv/gamecrimes at ~10 central!
Twitch.tv/gamecrimes at ~10 central!
That’s Platinum done. On to the battle tower!
September 21, 2026 at 2:52 AM
That’s Platinum done. On to the battle tower!
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Megabonk is $5.99 on Steam buff.ly/IVIOqRw
September 17, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Megabonk is $5.99 on Steam buff.ly/IVIOqRw
The sexiest retro handhelds in my opinion are the GameBoy Light and the DSi XL. Thank you.
September 13, 2026 at 9:22 PM
The sexiest retro handhelds in my opinion are the GameBoy Light and the DSi XL. Thank you.
My beautiful boy is working SO HARD!!
Emerald is done. We’re gonna make a stop in XD Gale of Darkness, just to say Hi, then it’s off to Gen 4.
Emerald is done. We’re gonna make a stop in XD Gale of Darkness, just to say Hi, then it’s off to Gen 4.
September 12, 2026 at 5:11 PM
My beautiful boy is working SO HARD!!
Emerald is done. We’re gonna make a stop in XD Gale of Darkness, just to say Hi, then it’s off to Gen 4.
Emerald is done. We’re gonna make a stop in XD Gale of Darkness, just to say Hi, then it’s off to Gen 4.
we’re live on @gamecrimes.bsky.social not playing Sega vs Capcom if you’re a Capcom employee, that’s for sure!
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September 9, 2026 at 3:18 AM
we’re live on @gamecrimes.bsky.social not playing Sega vs Capcom if you’re a Capcom employee, that’s for sure!
Twitch.tv/gamecrimes
Twitch.tv/gamecrimes
I never care to play this game again. Now to get the Mt. Battle ribbon….
August 31, 2026 at 3:41 AM
I never care to play this game again. Now to get the Mt. Battle ribbon….
Got his ass! Took me a good long while but my ribbon master is caught!
August 29, 2026 at 7:44 AM
Got his ass! Took me a good long while but my ribbon master is caught!
Goddamn the first Insomniac Spider-Man game is so fucking good.
August 21, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Goddamn the first Insomniac Spider-Man game is so fucking good.
Live on twitch.tv/gamecrimes starting a Pokémon Ribbon Master mode
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August 19, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Live on twitch.tv/gamecrimes starting a Pokémon Ribbon Master mode
No @gamecrimes.bsky.social tonight on account of don’t want too sleepy. We’ll let you know the plan when there is one!
August 11, 2026 at 10:49 PM
No @gamecrimes.bsky.social tonight on account of don’t want too sleepy. We’ll let you know the plan when there is one!
What version of the patriarchy are we on?
August 7, 2026 at 1:05 PM
What version of the patriarchy are we on?
Listed my kitted out Dreamcast for sale. It’s honestly sick, but time for it to go to someone who will use it more! ebay.io/m/4H6AYB #dreamcast #modded #forsale #muramasa #hdmi #retrogaming
Modded Sega Dreamcast — Muramasa "128-BIT" Shell, Terraonion MODE, DCHDMI | eBay
Terraonion MODE (Multi Optical Disc Emulator) Replaces the GD-ROM drive entirely. This unit already has a 120GB installed and loaded, so you can play right out of the box without sourcing your own storage.
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July 29, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Listed my kitted out Dreamcast for sale. It’s honestly sick, but time for it to go to someone who will use it more! ebay.io/m/4H6AYB #dreamcast #modded #forsale #muramasa #hdmi #retrogaming
Live now!
Join us tonight while we check out the time-stopping strategy fighter Your Only Move Is Hustle!
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10 EST / 9 CST
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10 EST / 9 CST
June 24, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Live now!
Reposted by Borf
Join us tonight while we check out the time-stopping strategy fighter Your Only Move Is Hustle!
twitch.tv/gamecrimes
10 EST / 9 CST
twitch.tv/gamecrimes
10 EST / 9 CST
June 24, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Join us tonight while we check out the time-stopping strategy fighter Your Only Move Is Hustle!
twitch.tv/gamecrimes
10 EST / 9 CST
twitch.tv/gamecrimes
10 EST / 9 CST
Ok so cat born. Cat only eat cat food. For generations cat only eat cat food. Cat get bigger. Cat make new cats. Those cats only eat cat food.
Cats are made of cat food.
Furthermore, with sufficient technology, you could turn a bag of cat food into a cat.
Discuss.
Cats are made of cat food.
Furthermore, with sufficient technology, you could turn a bag of cat food into a cat.
Discuss.
May 29, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Ok so cat born. Cat only eat cat food. For generations cat only eat cat food. Cat get bigger. Cat make new cats. Those cats only eat cat food.
Cats are made of cat food.
Furthermore, with sufficient technology, you could turn a bag of cat food into a cat.
Discuss.
Cats are made of cat food.
Furthermore, with sufficient technology, you could turn a bag of cat food into a cat.
Discuss.
Goddamn Forza Horizon games HIT!
May 15, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Goddamn Forza Horizon games HIT!
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sandblasting a stranger’s tombstone so I can write my name on it
May 12, 2026 at 3:37 AM
sandblasting a stranger’s tombstone so I can write my name on it
Got a used copy of Lost Magic for DS from goodwill and just blew away someone’s 20 year old save. That did not feel good.
May 12, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Got a used copy of Lost Magic for DS from goodwill and just blew away someone’s 20 year old save. That did not feel good.
So live right now!
TONIGHT: We check out PSOBB.io, a private server for Phantasy Star Online Blue Burst
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11 EST / 10 CST
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11 EST / 10 CST
May 8, 2026 at 3:09 AM
So live right now!