Nate Ralph
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Nate Ralph
@thenateralph.bsky.social
· May 12
Don't get in the van.
If a masked stranger jumps out of an unmarked van and tries to force you inside without identifying themselves—it’s not law enforcement. It’s a crime.
You are not obligated to comply. You have every right to protect yourself.
Stay alert. Stay safe. Know your rights.
If a masked stranger jumps out of an unmarked van and tries to force you inside without identifying themselves—it’s not law enforcement. It’s a crime.
You are not obligated to comply. You have every right to protect yourself.
Stay alert. Stay safe. Know your rights.
Eric Schmitt: "Did you or did you not go up a hill to fetch a pail of water, only to fall down and sustain a massive head injury?"
Jack Smith: "That was Jack and Jill."
Jack Smith: "That was Jack and Jill."
October 4, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Eric Schmitt: "Did you or did you not go up a hill to fetch a pail of water, only to fall down and sustain a massive head injury?"
Jack Smith: "That was Jack and Jill."
Jack Smith: "That was Jack and Jill."
Eric Schmitt: "Are you or are you not an enormous, spiky tropical tree crop that vegans use as a substitute for barbecue pulled pork?"
Jack Smith: "That is jackfruit."
Jack Smith: "That is jackfruit."
October 4, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Eric Schmitt: "Are you or are you not an enormous, spiky tropical tree crop that vegans use as a substitute for barbecue pulled pork?"
Jack Smith: "That is jackfruit."
Jack Smith: "That is jackfruit."
Eric Schmitt: "Did you or did you not sit on a porch in late October with a lit candle shoved inside your hollowed-out skull?"
Jack Smith: "That is a Jack-o'-lantern."
Jack Smith: "That is a Jack-o'-lantern."
October 4, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Eric Schmitt: "Did you or did you not sit on a porch in late October with a lit candle shoved inside your hollowed-out skull?"
Jack Smith: "That is a Jack-o'-lantern."
Jack Smith: "That is a Jack-o'-lantern."
Eric Schmitt: "Are you the individual responsible for terrorizing the streets of Whitechapel in 1888 while evading Scotland Yard?"
Jack Smith: "That was Jack the Ripper."
Jack Smith: "That was Jack the Ripper."
October 3, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Eric Schmitt: "Are you the individual responsible for terrorizing the streets of Whitechapel in 1888 while evading Scotland Yard?"
Jack Smith: "That was Jack the Ripper."
Jack Smith: "That was Jack the Ripper."
Eric Schmitt: "Did you recklessly trade your family's only cow for a handful of unregulated, so-called 'magic' legumes?"
Jack Smith: "That was Jack from Jack and the Beanstalk."
Jack Smith: "That was Jack from Jack and the Beanstalk."
October 3, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Eric Schmitt: "Did you recklessly trade your family's only cow for a handful of unregulated, so-called 'magic' legumes?"
Jack Smith: "That was Jack from Jack and the Beanstalk."
Jack Smith: "That was Jack from Jack and the Beanstalk."
Eric Schmitt: "Can you confirm to this committee if it was you nipping at the noses of the American people during the winter months?"
Jack Smith: "That was Jack Frost."
Jack Smith: "That was Jack Frost."
October 3, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Eric Schmitt: "Can you confirm to this committee if it was you nipping at the noses of the American people during the winter months?"
Jack Smith: "That was Jack Frost."
Jack Smith: "That was Jack Frost."
Eric Schmitt: "Did you or did you not repeatedly yell 'There's no time!' while interrogating suspects over the course of exactly 24 hours?!"
Jack Smith: "That was Jack Bauer."
Jack Smith: "That was Jack Bauer."
October 3, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Eric Schmitt: "Did you or did you not repeatedly yell 'There's no time!' while interrogating suspects over the course of exactly 24 hours?!"
Jack Smith: "That was Jack Bauer."
Jack Smith: "That was Jack Bauer."
Eric Schmitt: "Did you or did you not conspire to kidnap Sandy Claws and replace him in order to take over Christmas?"
Jack Smith: "That was Jack Skellington."
Jack Smith: "That was Jack Skellington."
October 3, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Eric Schmitt: "Did you or did you not conspire to kidnap Sandy Claws and replace him in order to take over Christmas?"
Jack Smith: "That was Jack Skellington."
Jack Smith: "That was Jack Skellington."
Eric Schmitt: "Did you chop your way through a hotel bathroom door with an axe while shouting, 'Here's Johnny!'?"
Jack Smith: "That was Jack Nicholson."
Jack Smith: "That was Jack Nicholson."
October 3, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Eric Schmitt: "Did you chop your way through a hotel bathroom door with an axe while shouting, 'Here's Johnny!'?"
Jack Smith: "That was Jack Nicholson."
Jack Smith: "That was Jack Nicholson."
Eric Schmitt: "Is it true that you formed a tribute band and defeated a demon in a rock-off using the Pick of Destiny?"
Jack Smith: "That was Jack Black."
Jack Smith: "That was Jack Black."
October 3, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Eric Schmitt: "Is it true that you formed a tribute band and defeated a demon in a rock-off using the Pick of Destiny?"
Jack Smith: "That was Jack Black."
Jack Smith: "That was Jack Black."
Eric Schmitt: "Did you or did you not hijack the Black Pearl and repeatedly ask the crew why the rum was gone?"
Jack Smith: "That was Captain Jack Sparrow."
Jack Smith: "That was Captain Jack Sparrow."
October 3, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Eric Schmitt: "Did you or did you not hijack the Black Pearl and repeatedly ask the crew why the rum was gone?"
Jack Smith: "That was Captain Jack Sparrow."
Jack Smith: "That was Captain Jack Sparrow."
Eric Schmitt: "Can you explain how you managed to rush for over 18,000 yards behind the offensive line of the Dallas Cowboys?"
Jack Smith: "That was Emmitt Smith."
Jack Smith: "That was Emmitt Smith."
October 3, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Eric Schmitt: "Can you explain how you managed to rush for over 18,000 yards behind the offensive line of the Dallas Cowboys?"
Jack Smith: "That was Emmitt Smith."
Jack Smith: "That was Emmitt Smith."
Eric Schmitt: "Did you or did you not discover golden plates buried in a hill in upstate New York?"
Jack Smith: "That was Joseph Smith."
Jack Smith: "That was Joseph Smith."
October 3, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Eric Schmitt: "Did you or did you not discover golden plates buried in a hill in upstate New York?"
Jack Smith: "That was Joseph Smith."
Jack Smith: "That was Joseph Smith."
Eric Schmitt: "Are you the individual who spent the 90s loitering outside a New Jersey Quick Stop with a man named Jay?"
Jack Smith: "That was Kevin Smith."
Jack Smith: "That was Kevin Smith."
October 3, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Eric Schmitt: "Are you the individual who spent the 90s loitering outside a New Jersey Quick Stop with a man named Jay?"
Jack Smith: "That was Kevin Smith."
Jack Smith: "That was Kevin Smith."
Eric Schmitt: "Under oath, can you confirm that boys don't cry and that Friday, in fact, is when you are in love?"
Jack Smith: "That was Robert Smith."
Jack Smith: "That was Robert Smith."
October 3, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Eric Schmitt: "Under oath, can you confirm that boys don't cry and that Friday, in fact, is when you are in love?"
Jack Smith: "That was Robert Smith."
Jack Smith: "That was Robert Smith."
Eric Schmitt: "Did you or did you not rely on a so-called 'invisible hand' to regulate the free market?"
Jack Smith: "That was Adam Smith."
Jack Smith: "That was Adam Smith."
October 2, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Eric Schmitt: "Did you or did you not rely on a so-called 'invisible hand' to regulate the free market?"
Jack Smith: "That was Adam Smith."
Jack Smith: "That was Adam Smith."
Eric Schmitt: "Is it true that you are bright green, highly acidic, and primarily preferred for baking pies?"
Jack Smith: "That is a Granny Smith."
Jack Smith: "That is a Granny Smith."
October 2, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Eric Schmitt: "Is it true that you are bright green, highly acidic, and primarily preferred for baking pies?"
Jack Smith: "That is a Granny Smith."
Jack Smith: "That is a Granny Smith."
Eric Schmitt: "Did you or did you not refer to humanity as a virus while interrogating Morpheus in the Matrix?"
Jack Smith: "That was Agent Smith."
Jack Smith: "That was Agent Smith."
October 2, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Eric Schmitt: "Did you or did you not refer to humanity as a virus while interrogating Morpheus in the Matrix?"
Jack Smith: "That was Agent Smith."
Jack Smith: "That was Agent Smith."
Eric Schmitt: "Did your mom get scared and say you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air?"
Jack Smith: "That was Will Smith."
Jack Smith: "That was Will Smith."
October 2, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Eric Schmitt: "Did your mom get scared and say you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air?"
Jack Smith: "That was Will Smith."
Jack Smith: "That was Will Smith."
100% of Republicans will support all the stuff they are telling you Trump won't do as soon as he does it.
As always.
As always.
July 19, 2026 at 6:37 PM
100% of Republicans will support all the stuff they are telling you Trump won't do as soon as he does it.
As always.
As always.
Democratic Socialists label themselves as socialist b/c there is nothing wrong with socialism. Republican fascists on the other hand...
June 27, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Democratic Socialists label themselves as socialist b/c there is nothing wrong with socialism. Republican fascists on the other hand...
There is hope, friends.
"I follow my instincts, and I am never wrong," Fascist dictator Benito Mussolini
"I follow my instincts, and I am never wrong," Fascist dictator Benito Mussolini
May 20, 2026 at 3:33 PM
There is hope, friends.
"I follow my instincts, and I am never wrong," Fascist dictator Benito Mussolini
"I follow my instincts, and I am never wrong," Fascist dictator Benito Mussolini
Trumpism was made for the guillotine.
May 20, 2026 at 11:31 AM
Trumpism was made for the guillotine.
Reposted by Nate Ralph
Rep. @brotherjones.bsky.social in Montgomery: “We’re here united to take on this new confederacy, 60 years after the Selma March… because we know their intent is to dismantle everything gained during the civil rights movement.”
May 16, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Rep. @brotherjones.bsky.social in Montgomery: “We’re here united to take on this new confederacy, 60 years after the Selma March… because we know their intent is to dismantle everything gained during the civil rights movement.”
Reposted by Nate Ralph
Alito flew multiple flags tied to Jan 6 insurrectionists.
Thomas just gave a speech on how "progressivism" is destroying the country — plus his wife was involved in the Jan 6 plot.
And Roberts has pushed "shadow docket" cases where justices make decisions without explaining themselves.
Please.
Thomas just gave a speech on how "progressivism" is destroying the country — plus his wife was involved in the Jan 6 plot.
And Roberts has pushed "shadow docket" cases where justices make decisions without explaining themselves.
Please.
NEW: Chief Justice John Roberts bemoans that Americans don't understand how the Supreme Court operates and see justices as "political actors". The court at times simply has to make "unpopular" decisions, he adds:
www.nbcnews.com/politics/sup...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/sup...
Chief Justice John Roberts says American public wrongly views the justices as ‘political actors’
During remarks at a judicial conference, Roberts bemoaned what he characterized as misconceptions about the Supreme Court held by the American public.
www.nbcnews.com
May 7, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Alito flew multiple flags tied to Jan 6 insurrectionists.
Thomas just gave a speech on how "progressivism" is destroying the country — plus his wife was involved in the Jan 6 plot.
And Roberts has pushed "shadow docket" cases where justices make decisions without explaining themselves.
Please.
Thomas just gave a speech on how "progressivism" is destroying the country — plus his wife was involved in the Jan 6 plot.
And Roberts has pushed "shadow docket" cases where justices make decisions without explaining themselves.
Please.