Alex Orr, I guess
@theorryouknow.bsky.social
NEVER IN DOUBT (I am posting this while glued to the ceiling)
October 10, 2026 at 11:20 PM
NEVER IN DOUBT (I am posting this while glued to the ceiling)
Bring back ties just for this game. I want no more of this.
October 10, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Bring back ties just for this game. I want no more of this.
I’m sorry everyone, I briefly forgot that being an Illini fan is something that you endure, not enjoy.
October 10, 2026 at 10:58 PM
I’m sorry everyone, I briefly forgot that being an Illini fan is something that you endure, not enjoy.
There’s that Illini defense!
October 10, 2026 at 8:37 PM
There’s that Illini defense!
Houser is cooking today.
October 10, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Houser is cooking today.
Happy basketball season, everyone!
October 3, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Happy basketball season, everyone!
Ah shoot we have Servinski today, we’re screwed.
October 3, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Ah shoot we have Servinski today, we’re screwed.
Sure, yeah, start off B1G play with 2 comfortable wins against ranked teams after a mediocre non-con. Just what we all expected.
Late stage-Tamas Illini volleyball remains one of the world’s greatest conundrums. They make absolutely no sense.
September 27, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Sure, yeah, start off B1G play with 2 comfortable wins against ranked teams after a mediocre non-con. Just what we all expected.
Mmm…I’m not exactly thrilled that we’ll probably give up approximately eleven billion points in the HAT game.
September 26, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Mmm…I’m not exactly thrilled that we’ll probably give up approximately eleven billion points in the HAT game.
Reposted by Alex Orr, I guess
The hero you need isn't always the hero you want
September 25, 2026 at 2:35 AM
The hero you need isn't always the hero you want
Late stage-Tamas Illini volleyball remains one of the world’s greatest conundrums. They make absolutely no sense.
September 25, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Late stage-Tamas Illini volleyball remains one of the world’s greatest conundrums. They make absolutely no sense.
Turns out it was “Sam Fink vs FC Cincinnati”-level good.
A St Louis FC kit in a pre-match crowd shot…not sure if that’s a good or bad thing, but it’s certainly an omen.
September 17, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Turns out it was “Sam Fink vs FC Cincinnati”-level good.
A St Louis FC kit in a pre-match crowd shot…not sure if that’s a good or bad thing, but it’s certainly an omen.
September 17, 2026 at 1:29 AM
A St Louis FC kit in a pre-match crowd shot…not sure if that’s a good or bad thing, but it’s certainly an omen.
Reposted by Alex Orr, I guess
🏈 GB 22 - 39 MIN
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1097th unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1097th unique final score in NFL history.
September 13, 2026 at 11:44 PM
🏈 GB 22 - 39 MIN
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1097th unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1097th unique final score in NFL history.
Reposted by Alex Orr, I guess
🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.
September 13, 2026 at 8:38 PM
🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.
Defense is for idiots.
September 12, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Defense is for idiots.
That’s some absolute garbage.
September 6, 2026 at 2:55 AM
That’s some absolute garbage.
This is delectable.
September 6, 2026 at 2:33 AM
This is delectable.
If anyone besides Matt Bailey could make a tackle, that’d be neat.
September 4, 2026 at 2:40 AM
If anyone besides Matt Bailey could make a tackle, that’d be neat.
It’s Coug time.
August 29, 2026 at 5:05 PM
It’s Coug time.
Love it when City plays a match where they’re pretty much brain dead, and I especially love that they always seem to do that against SKC.
August 20, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Love it when City plays a match where they’re pretty much brain dead, and I especially love that they always seem to do that against SKC.
I’m happy with the win, but the Mingos really tried giving me a heart attack.
August 17, 2026 at 12:36 AM
I’m happy with the win, but the Mingos really tried giving me a heart attack.
Christ alive, Ryan Carmichael.
August 16, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Christ alive, Ryan Carmichael.
Reposted by Alex Orr, I guess
[sees a cow with cow tools walking towards you]
That's rough, buddy.
[drives away]
That's rough, buddy.
[drives away]
August 14, 2026 at 4:42 PM
[sees a cow with cow tools walking towards you]
That's rough, buddy.
[drives away]
That's rough, buddy.
[drives away]