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aka gooleriano. spooky season here in the ocean deeps
My dream is one of the 50 states creating a glittering, futuristic city devoted to toilets. Toiletopolis
October 8, 2026 at 3:23 PM
My dream is one of the 50 states creating a glittering, futuristic city devoted to toilets. Toiletopolis
Better Call Bib Fortuna
October 8, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Better Call Bib Fortuna
Ranking states by how heinous the average resident’s bms are
October 8, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Ranking states by how heinous the average resident’s bms are
choosin’ New Hampshire
A texas cowgirl loses the guy she stole from a Tennessee musician, only to subsequently lose him to a New Hampshire moose woman (as New Hampshire is home to many beast people)
A texas cowgirl loses the guy she stole from a Tennessee musician, only to subsequently lose him to a New Hampshire moose woman (as New Hampshire is home to many beast people)
October 8, 2026 at 3:15 PM
choosin’ New Hampshire
A texas cowgirl loses the guy she stole from a Tennessee musician, only to subsequently lose him to a New Hampshire moose woman (as New Hampshire is home to many beast people)
A texas cowgirl loses the guy she stole from a Tennessee musician, only to subsequently lose him to a New Hampshire moose woman (as New Hampshire is home to many beast people)
when an octopus sucks out your brains
October 8, 2026 at 3:14 PM
when an octopus sucks out your brains
50 states, one bathroom
October 8, 2026 at 3:14 PM
50 states, one bathroom
drinking butterfly nightmares
October 8, 2026 at 3:13 PM
drinking butterfly nightmares
Honest murder & explosions, the Frank Mayhem way
Frank Mayhem
United States, World War I Draft Registration Cards, 1917-1918
United States, World War I Draft Registration Cards, 1917-1918
October 8, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Honest murder & explosions, the Frank Mayhem way
If you’re good you get reincarnated as a tortoise. If you’re bad you come back as a standup comedian or a business major
October 8, 2026 at 3:08 PM
If you’re good you get reincarnated as a tortoise. If you’re bad you come back as a standup comedian or a business major
If it bleeds, we can krill it
There is something else. When the big man was killed, you must’ve wounded it. Its blood was on the leaves.
October 8, 2026 at 3:07 PM
If it bleeds, we can krill it
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When I’m listening to intense music
October 8, 2026 at 1:52 PM
When I’m listening to intense music
Imagining an alternate universe where most america is war movies are about the war of 1812 & the Spanish american war
October 8, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Imagining an alternate universe where most america is war movies are about the war of 1812 & the Spanish american war
Whiskey decanter for my pepsi
October 7, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Whiskey decanter for my pepsi
Woah woah woah butterfly
October 7, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Woah woah woah butterfly
Turtles are so cool
October 7, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Turtles are so cool
Imagine hotdogs made of trilobite meat
October 7, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Imagine hotdogs made of trilobite meat
old guy who spits alot when he talks in public
October 7, 2026 at 2:16 PM
old guy who spits alot when he talks in public
collecting the little boba things to plant them in a park
October 7, 2026 at 2:15 PM
collecting the little boba things to plant them in a park
Wearing a watch that tells me when to eat ham
October 7, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Wearing a watch that tells me when to eat ham
Twilight but instead of vampires it’s cyclopses
October 7, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Twilight but instead of vampires it’s cyclopses
Pharaonic dynasty that wraps its mummies in pizza
October 7, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Pharaonic dynasty that wraps its mummies in pizza
The Fremen are lame as shit.
October 7, 2026 at 4:45 AM
The Fremen are lame as shit.
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Hey, nurse, give this man some drugs!
October 7, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Hey, nurse, give this man some drugs!
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