Fergalicious Jeffinition
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So, long story short, due to insurance fuckery and a change in property tax laws our mortgage payment is now over a half of my already-too-small income. Any North/a northeast Minneapolis folks want to pay a guy for menial labor? I especially excel at building IKEA furniture. DMs are open.
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A neighborhood group gifted my family a van!!! BUT we need to pay title fees etc, a couple months of insurance, and it needs new tires.
500 should do it, if we have leftover, or end up raising extra, we are going to put it straight back into this group!!
$LuckyMud
DM for Paypal or Venmo!
❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
500 should do it, if we have leftover, or end up raising extra, we are going to put it straight back into this group!!
$LuckyMud
DM for Paypal or Venmo!
❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
September 16, 2026 at 4:32 PM
A neighborhood group gifted my family a van!!! BUT we need to pay title fees etc, a couple months of insurance, and it needs new tires.
500 should do it, if we have leftover, or end up raising extra, we are going to put it straight back into this group!!
$LuckyMud
DM for Paypal or Venmo!
❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
500 should do it, if we have leftover, or end up raising extra, we are going to put it straight back into this group!!
$LuckyMud
DM for Paypal or Venmo!
❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
Data center oil spill
September 14, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Data center oil spill
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I am declaring war on 82% of bluesky with this
October 29, 2024 at 1:15 AM
I am declaring war on 82% of bluesky with this
Can't believe it's been a whole day since the one year anniversary of the worst thing to ever happen in September.
September 11, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Can't believe it's been a whole day since the one year anniversary of the worst thing to ever happen in September.
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Make a band edible
The Bean-52s
The Bean-52s
Make a band edible
Run CBD
Run CBD
Make a band edible
Cinnabon Iver
Cinnabon Iver
September 11, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Make a band edible
The Bean-52s
The Bean-52s
Make a band edible
Run CBD
Run CBD
Make a band edible
Cinnabon Iver
Cinnabon Iver
Make a band edible
The Monkee Breads
The Monkee Breads
September 11, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Make a band edible
Run CBD
Run CBD
Make a band edible
Cinnabon Iver
Cinnabon Iver
Make a band edible
The Monkee Breads
The Monkee Breads
make a band edible
phishsticks (alternatively fishstyx)
phishsticks (alternatively fishstyx)
September 11, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Make a band edible
Cinnabon Iver
Cinnabon Iver
So, I popped a couple of spokes on the rear wheel of my aventon soltera 2 bike, which I depend on for getting around and also to get to plasma and make my doordash pittance.
September 11, 2026 at 12:12 AM
So, I popped a couple of spokes on the rear wheel of my aventon soltera 2 bike, which I depend on for getting around and also to get to plasma and make my doordash pittance.
A Plague Tale: Snikt
this bit from skill up's review of wolverine knocked me on my ass, it feels like something that wouldve come out of one of those focus m parody videos but its in a real triple A game
September 10, 2026 at 6:55 PM
A Plague Tale: Snikt
You know what? Fuck it, shooting my shot. If you want to pay somebody to farm supplies for you, DMs are open. Let me know what game, platform, and price. Tell your friends.
How do I get a side gig where I log into someone's survival RPG server and just chop wood for them? I'm a slut for chopping wood.
September 10, 2026 at 6:31 PM
You know what? Fuck it, shooting my shot. If you want to pay somebody to farm supplies for you, DMs are open. Let me know what game, platform, and price. Tell your friends.
How do I get a side gig where I log into someone's survival RPG server and just chop wood for them? I'm a slut for chopping wood.
September 10, 2026 at 2:20 PM
How do I get a side gig where I log into someone's survival RPG server and just chop wood for them? I'm a slut for chopping wood.
Tech Company: At long last, we have created the race track from the classic "The State" sketch "Porcupine Racetrack"
September 5, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Tech Company: At long last, we have created the race track from the classic "The State" sketch "Porcupine Racetrack"
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So, long story short, due to insurance fuckery and a change in property tax laws our mortgage payment is now over a half of my already-too-small income. Any North/a northeast Minneapolis folks want to pay a guy for menial labor? I especially excel at building IKEA furniture. DMs are open.
August 15, 2026 at 11:17 PM
So, long story short, due to insurance fuckery and a change in property tax laws our mortgage payment is now over a half of my already-too-small income. Any North/a northeast Minneapolis folks want to pay a guy for menial labor? I especially excel at building IKEA furniture. DMs are open.
Dillon-Edwards Investments - Saturday Night Live
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
youtu.be
September 2, 2026 at 9:24 PM
This joke reminds me of my favorite inept bank robber story, which is when the robber handed the teller a note on the back of a deposit slip from a different bank and she told him he had to fill one out for that bank and get back in line and by the time he got back the cops had come.
robber: GIVE ME THE MONEY
cashier: ok 😭😭😭
robber: PUT IN A BAG
cashier: they're 25¢ now is that ok 😭😭😭
cashier: ok 😭😭😭
robber: PUT IN A BAG
cashier: they're 25¢ now is that ok 😭😭😭
September 2, 2026 at 7:48 PM
This joke reminds me of my favorite inept bank robber story, which is when the robber handed the teller a note on the back of a deposit slip from a different bank and she told him he had to fill one out for that bank and get back in line and by the time he got back the cops had come.
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What's Bofa?
BofA vice president killed in Times Square stabbing reut.rs/4gwOrhr
BofA vice president killed in Times Square stabbing
A Bank of America vice president was killed in a stabbing in New York City's Times Square on Monday, sending a shock wave through the bank after the random incident took place in broad daylight in the heart of the city's tourist industry.
reut.rs
September 1, 2026 at 11:05 PM
What's Bofa?
We didn't start the fire
The Rolling Stones, edamame, the Minnesota Vikings OR the Green Bay Packers, Times New Roman, The Big Lebowski, yellow, 26, vodka, pickleball.
September 1, 2026 at 3:38 PM
We didn't start the fire
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Why is Into The Spider verse so bloody quiet?
August 31, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Why is Into The Spider verse so bloody quiet?
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![Tweet from andrew (@AndrewChamings):
wife: [watching the news] some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium
me: [covered in ink] maybe the squid was being a dick](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:w4mumltio4x5yohskj2mo64c/bafkreigp33v7gupoohsytslpfqafvqrstdmn76z7yqstzk5vc4a5yoimia)
Mother. Fuck.
Oh no, not Tim Curry as well. :(
I don't have the words
I don't have the words
Actor Tim Curry has died at 80, TMZ reports
August 26, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Mother. Fuck.
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Make a band bigger:
The Curaga
The Curaga
Make a band bigger:
They Might Be Titans
They Might Be Titans
Make a band bigger:
Soundforest
Soundforest
August 23, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Make a band bigger:
The Curaga
The Curaga
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