Snake
@theundersnaker.bsky.social
Your friendly neighborhood himbo
Well at least there's hockey I guess
October 1, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Well at least there's hockey I guess
Absolutely pathetic.
October 1, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Absolutely pathetic.
Let's see how the Sox will disappoint me now.
September 30, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Let's see how the Sox will disappoint me now.
Just realized I'm going to become the worst version of myself on the 29th.
September 24, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Just realized I'm going to become the worst version of myself on the 29th.
So I was randomly signed out of here and forgot my password so was locked out for a bit. But we're back baby!
August 20, 2026 at 12:58 AM
So I was randomly signed out of here and forgot my password so was locked out for a bit. But we're back baby!
It's kinda crazy that I of all people who has been going to metal shows for over a decade without earplugs, has to turn the TV volume down after my mom or brother uses it. Sometimes literally by like half the number.
August 14, 2026 at 1:46 AM
It's kinda crazy that I of all people who has been going to metal shows for over a decade without earplugs, has to turn the TV volume down after my mom or brother uses it. Sometimes literally by like half the number.
I've eaten 60 dino nuggets this week. I will soon become a Stegosaurus.
July 26, 2026 at 9:21 PM
I've eaten 60 dino nuggets this week. I will soon become a Stegosaurus.
Congrats East Portugal!
July 19, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Congrats East Portugal!
Mads Mikkelsen and the Swiss!
July 7, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Mads Mikkelsen and the Swiss!
Big Jarvy mail day for your boy! 🖤❤️
July 3, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Big Jarvy mail day for your boy! 🖤❤️
OMG I ALMOST FUCKING NAILED IT 😂😂😂
Jordan Martinook was ready to announce the /Canes selection with the 31st overall pick...
Until they traded out of the selection 😅 #NHLDraft
Until they traded out of the selection 😅 #NHLDraft
June 27, 2026 at 3:16 AM
OMG I ALMOST FUCKING NAILED IT 😂😂😂
I need an absolutely hammered Jordan Martinook to come out and make the Canes pick
June 27, 2026 at 2:52 AM
I need an absolutely hammered Jordan Martinook to come out and make the Canes pick
Omg the Cape Verde kits with the sharks on them are incredible.
June 27, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Omg the Cape Verde kits with the sharks on them are incredible.
Boy oh boy the Sox are fucking embarrassing
June 23, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Boy oh boy the Sox are fucking embarrassing
My view of the festivities 🖤❤️
June 20, 2026 at 6:38 PM
My view of the festivities 🖤❤️
Now to just sit on this ledge for the next 2 and a half hours.
June 20, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Now to just sit on this ledge for the next 2 and a half hours.
So apparently I should have gotten here at 4am...
June 20, 2026 at 12:00 PM
So apparently I should have gotten here at 4am...
See you soon Caniacs 🖤❤️
June 19, 2026 at 4:34 PM
See you soon Caniacs 🖤❤️
So uh when parade? Cause I gotta 10+ hour commute ahead of me 😅
June 15, 2026 at 4:11 AM
So uh when parade? Cause I gotta 10+ hour commute ahead of me 😅
STANLEY CUP CHAMPION SETH JARVIS
June 15, 2026 at 3:17 AM
STANLEY CUP CHAMPION SETH JARVIS
Handing it off to Freddie 🥹
June 15, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Handing it off to Freddie 🥹
STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS 🥹❤️🖤
June 15, 2026 at 3:00 AM
STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS 🥹❤️🖤