Ace Shrift
@theviewfromhellis.bsky.social
@mad_charkulics on the old one
do you even know the difference between a swamp and an ancient bog
do you even know the difference between a swamp and an ancient bog
Pinned
Rutgers lost to two (2) college football teams from Massachusetts
September 12, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Rutgers lost to two (2) college football teams from Massachusetts
put the Merlin app on your dad’s phone to have this exact text exchange once a week
August 24, 2026 at 11:38 PM
put the Merlin app on your dad’s phone to have this exact text exchange once a week
[to the tune of AC/DC’s “TNT”] BLT
August 18, 2026 at 12:32 AM
[to the tune of AC/DC’s “TNT”] BLT
Wolves
Lawrence Curry: I Guess Some Things Never Change
ALT: Lawrence Curry: I Guess Some Things Never Change
static.klipy.com
August 14, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Wolves
started introducing the two month old to children’s music and let me tell ya Bananaphone is a top five song of all time. How did this not go 5x platinum. Yananaphoooooone mfer
July 22, 2026 at 2:03 AM
started introducing the two month old to children’s music and let me tell ya Bananaphone is a top five song of all time. How did this not go 5x platinum. Yananaphoooooone mfer
we are about to witness some legendary shithousing
July 19, 2026 at 9:16 PM
we are about to witness some legendary shithousing
good news for Tuchel is the megabus station in Atlanta is catty corner from Magic City
July 15, 2026 at 8:59 PM
good news for Tuchel is the megabus station in Atlanta is catty corner from Magic City
could hear the curb music playing when they cut to courtois
July 10, 2026 at 8:51 PM
could hear the curb music playing when they cut to courtois
“was the USMNT’s 2026 World Cup a success” the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate
July 7, 2026 at 1:56 AM
“was the USMNT’s 2026 World Cup a success” the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate
NBC pleeeeeease win the rights for 2030 I can’t take these sycophantic jerkoffs for another major tournament
July 7, 2026 at 1:23 AM
NBC pleeeeeease win the rights for 2030 I can’t take these sycophantic jerkoffs for another major tournament
not watching pregame obviously but 100% certain Lalas is going to praise Trump for getting involved with Balogun
July 6, 2026 at 11:30 PM
not watching pregame obviously but 100% certain Lalas is going to praise Trump for getting involved with Balogun
do you think the Mexico fans in the mezzanine above the England fans are taking the time to pee in the balloons or are they just free wheeling it
July 6, 2026 at 2:29 AM
do you think the Mexico fans in the mezzanine above the England fans are taking the time to pee in the balloons or are they just free wheeling it
Reposted by Ace Shrift
actual take i have: america engaging in naked corruption to benefit the men’s national team is proof that we’re finally a Serious Football Nation and it’s making the euros nervous
July 5, 2026 at 5:56 PM
actual take i have: america engaging in naked corruption to benefit the men’s national team is proof that we’re finally a Serious Football Nation and it’s making the euros nervous
heat stroke 🤞🤞🤞
“.. Members of the group Patriot Front ride the metro on the 250th anniversary of U.S. independence in Washington, D.C.”
@reuters.com
@reuters.com
July 4, 2026 at 5:12 PM
heat stroke 🤞🤞🤞
This is the equivalent of a 22 seed over a 1 seed in March Madness
July 4, 2026 at 12:31 AM
This is the equivalent of a 22 seed over a 1 seed in March Madness
“Absolute scenes” has never been more appropriate
July 4, 2026 at 12:20 AM
“Absolute scenes” has never been more appropriate
