Westopher
@thewestopher.bsky.social
I admit, I can get somewhat X-rated on the dance floor.
But your Honor, how's that something you get incarcerated for?
https://linktr.ee/areyoustillawake
But your Honor, how's that something you get incarcerated for?
https://linktr.ee/areyoustillawake
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Westopher
@thewestopher.bsky.social
· Sep 1
My new horror podcast is hiding under your bed… well technically it’s on Spotify, Apple and YouTube
If you like a 90s vibe and low production quality this show is for you
If you like a 90s vibe and low production quality this show is for you
I’m kinda over it 👋🏼
September 29, 2026 at 10:16 PM
I’m kinda over it 👋🏼
Whenever I go to get my labwork there’s always someone bitching about how long they’ve waited …as a walk in. When you can make an appointment. Right there.
“No I’ll wait and be annoying instead of scheduling an exact time” WHAT THE FUCK
“No I’ll wait and be annoying instead of scheduling an exact time” WHAT THE FUCK
September 28, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Whenever I go to get my labwork there’s always someone bitching about how long they’ve waited …as a walk in. When you can make an appointment. Right there.
“No I’ll wait and be annoying instead of scheduling an exact time” WHAT THE FUCK
“No I’ll wait and be annoying instead of scheduling an exact time” WHAT THE FUCK
🔪💕 another slay or whatever
September 26, 2026 at 12:44 AM
🔪💕 another slay or whatever
After 45 minutes, they said ‘oh we need to get you to a different department, but they closed half an hour ago’ — WTF do I tell the ai lady exactly why I’m calling then? Why does she demand an answer if I’m being sent to a general line 🤣 lol. I fucking hate @bankofamerica.bsky.social
On forever hold with Bank of America
September 26, 2026 at 12:39 AM
After 45 minutes, they said ‘oh we need to get you to a different department, but they closed half an hour ago’ — WTF do I tell the ai lady exactly why I’m calling then? Why does she demand an answer if I’m being sent to a general line 🤣 lol. I fucking hate @bankofamerica.bsky.social
On forever hold with Bank of America
September 26, 2026 at 12:06 AM
On forever hold with Bank of America
I’m 6’1” by the way
September 24, 2026 at 4:42 PM
I’m 6’1” by the way
* ‘No Taps Say Hi’ tapped you! *
What are we doing
What are we doing
September 22, 2026 at 11:22 PM
* ‘No Taps Say Hi’ tapped you! *
What are we doing
What are we doing
Re-watching the hunger games and Jennifer Lawrence is truly acting the shit out of this role. Like, it was never in doubt she was good, but the second viewing has me really admiring her abilities
September 18, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Re-watching the hunger games and Jennifer Lawrence is truly acting the shit out of this role. Like, it was never in doubt she was good, but the second viewing has me really admiring her abilities
People in old movies were very chill about an alien space blob eating people alive
September 16, 2026 at 5:36 AM
People in old movies were very chill about an alien space blob eating people alive
Watching THE BLOB (1958) and feeling fresh 💇🏻♂️💕
September 16, 2026 at 4:34 AM
Watching THE BLOB (1958) and feeling fresh 💇🏻♂️💕
Don’t worry I’m getting a haircut rn so I won’t be depressed anymoar
Is there a proper term for literally not giving a fuck about anything anymore. Oh right, depression
September 16, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Don’t worry I’m getting a haircut rn so I won’t be depressed anymoar
This fucking shopping cart had been chained to a parking sign post for three weeks 🤣
September 16, 2026 at 12:14 AM
This fucking shopping cart had been chained to a parking sign post for three weeks 🤣
Is there a proper term for literally not giving a fuck about anything anymore. Oh right, depression
September 15, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Is there a proper term for literally not giving a fuck about anything anymore. Oh right, depression
Decided to rewatch CATWOMAN unironically. You cannot convince me this film isn’t a peak experience
September 14, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Decided to rewatch CATWOMAN unironically. You cannot convince me this film isn’t a peak experience
Another day, another celebrity / public figure is “disappointing” their fan base
Are we tired of fame culture yet or
Are we tired of fame culture yet or
September 13, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Another day, another celebrity / public figure is “disappointing” their fan base
Are we tired of fame culture yet or
Are we tired of fame culture yet or
New show idea: YASSIFY MY MOM
The series transforms queer/friendly moms from comfy to cunty 💅🏼✨
The series transforms queer/friendly moms from comfy to cunty 💅🏼✨
September 12, 2026 at 11:46 PM
New show idea: YASSIFY MY MOM
The series transforms queer/friendly moms from comfy to cunty 💅🏼✨
The series transforms queer/friendly moms from comfy to cunty 💅🏼✨
Feeling extremely butch with my pink power ranger drill
September 12, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Feeling extremely butch with my pink power ranger drill
Why are all ghost hunters on TV the biggest scaredy-cats you’ve ever seen
September 11, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Why are all ghost hunters on TV the biggest scaredy-cats you’ve ever seen
stg @bsky.app is the sloppiest social … half the time it won’t even load, I have to close out and open several times. Regular scrolling leads to a glitch that speed-flips through posts.
September 7, 2026 at 1:36 AM
stg @bsky.app is the sloppiest social … half the time it won’t even load, I have to close out and open several times. Regular scrolling leads to a glitch that speed-flips through posts.
Watching ‘Practical Magic’ last night and someone asked the truly important question: do we think Jimmy is uncut? 
September 4, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Watching ‘Practical Magic’ last night and someone asked the truly important question: do we think Jimmy is uncut? 
They told me I had cataracts and needed a $16k surgery (NOT COVERED BY INSURANCE) or I would go blind.
Something about that didn’t seem right. I got a second opinion. I have dry eye and needed progressive lenses.
Something about that didn’t seem right. I got a second opinion. I have dry eye and needed progressive lenses.
September 4, 2026 at 12:28 AM
They told me I had cataracts and needed a $16k surgery (NOT COVERED BY INSURANCE) or I would go blind.
Something about that didn’t seem right. I got a second opinion. I have dry eye and needed progressive lenses.
Something about that didn’t seem right. I got a second opinion. I have dry eye and needed progressive lenses.
Miley is coming to the Hollywood Bowl and I got so excited because I really wanna see her in concert… the cheapest tickets are $600. Back row. Very back row. The backest row
September 2, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Miley is coming to the Hollywood Bowl and I got so excited because I really wanna see her in concert… the cheapest tickets are $600. Back row. Very back row. The backest row
Post something random or you'll have a terrible September
September 2, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Post something random or you'll have a terrible September
One time at a bar some guy head-butted me to get my attention and flirt with me. I wonder how he’s doing now; like did he survive the concussion or nah
September 2, 2026 at 9:39 PM
One time at a bar some guy head-butted me to get my attention and flirt with me. I wonder how he’s doing now; like did he survive the concussion or nah
I love the gays bc what do you mean I got like a month of free contacts bc the sales guy also has a limp wrist
September 1, 2026 at 9:28 PM
I love the gays bc what do you mean I got like a month of free contacts bc the sales guy also has a limp wrist