they/sheelzebub 🏳️⚧️🍜🌭🍉
@theysheelzebub.bsky.social
manic pixie dream churl
they/she
bitch, lover, brewer, drummer
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they/she
bitch, lover, brewer, drummer
reposts are not not only endorsements but also represent a significant financial investment on my part, please take them quite seriously
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it’s whatever they’re mad about. always has been. it doesn’t mean anything to them, it’s just a place to store bad feelings.
Q: How do you define socialism personally?
JD VANCE: I think in reality what it actually means in the American context is you want to replace American workers with foreigners workers, and you want boys to play in girls' sports
JD VANCE: I think in reality what it actually means in the American context is you want to replace American workers with foreigners workers, and you want boys to play in girls' sports
October 8, 2026 at 3:13 PM
it’s whatever they’re mad about. always has been. it doesn’t mean anything to them, it’s just a place to store bad feelings.
the most impactful ethics reform they could ever accomplish is impeaching trump
Former White House chief of staff Rahm Emanuel calls on Democratic lawmakers to set aside plans to impeach President Trump if they win a majority in the House, pushing them instead to pass an ethics reform package.
Rahm Emanuel says Democrats should focus on ethics reforms rather than impeaching Trump
Democrats have publicly weighed whether they should pursue impeaching Trump for a third time.
nbcnews.to
October 5, 2026 at 7:20 PM
the most impactful ethics reform they could ever accomplish is impeaching trump
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*slamming the play button so hard i break my phone
September 30, 2026 at 3:12 PM
*slamming the play button so hard i break my phone
i dont think ive had a true enemy in decades. but then i met the realtor selling my building and i have been filled with righteous rage again. a purifying hatred of a random real estate agent. it's a strange development
September 30, 2026 at 2:31 AM
i dont think ive had a true enemy in decades. but then i met the realtor selling my building and i have been filled with righteous rage again. a purifying hatred of a random real estate agent. it's a strange development
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Holy shit
September 27, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Holy shit
end of an era
Alberta’s self-image as world’s only rat-free region shattered by discovery of rat
Alberta’s self-image as world’s only rat-free region shattered by discovery of rat
Province’s rat patrol called in to investigate as town of Bowden announces discovery of dead vermin
www.theguardian.com
September 26, 2026 at 1:10 PM
end of an era
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Grok, fight Claude. Battle until both of you are dead. Use vulgarity.
September 26, 2026 at 6:17 AM
Grok, fight Claude. Battle until both of you are dead. Use vulgarity.
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This is so fucking good, holy shit.
BLOOD WORK / EPISODE 51
I AM SITTING IN A ROOM: DRONES, PART 2
We return to Grégoire Chamayou’s Theory of the Drone to meditate on sacrifice, preservation, and what happens when warrior virtue must be retooled for riskless killers.
I AM SITTING IN A ROOM: DRONES, PART 2
We return to Grégoire Chamayou’s Theory of the Drone to meditate on sacrifice, preservation, and what happens when warrior virtue must be retooled for riskless killers.
I Am Sitting in a Room: Drones, Part 2 | Blood Work
We return to Grégoire Chamayou’s Theory of the Drone to meditate on sacrifice, preservation, and what happens when warrior virtue must be re
www.patreon.com
September 26, 2026 at 7:42 AM
This is so fucking good, holy shit.
going to work after my wife got really good news
September 25, 2026 at 12:28 PM
going to work after my wife got really good news
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God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
September 24, 2026 at 12:32 PM
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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I regret every joke I’ve made about how our elected officials were so old they didn’t know how to use a computer. I would give anything for another administration that doesn’t know how to use a computer
November 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I regret every joke I’ve made about how our elected officials were so old they didn’t know how to use a computer. I would give anything for another administration that doesn’t know how to use a computer
everyone knows about the horrors of the music-with-no-headphones bus guy, but it's time we have a societal conversation about the equally bad type of bus guy: way-too-much-axe-body-spray bus guy
September 23, 2026 at 9:40 PM
everyone knows about the horrors of the music-with-no-headphones bus guy, but it's time we have a societal conversation about the equally bad type of bus guy: way-too-much-axe-body-spray bus guy
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Garfield doesn’t have any friends. He has family. He has a lady cat who he has intense sexual chemistry with. He is a renegade much like Dom Toretto in the Fast & Furious movies.
September 22, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Garfield doesn’t have any friends. He has family. He has a lady cat who he has intense sexual chemistry with. He is a renegade much like Dom Toretto in the Fast & Furious movies.
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Democrats will be like "i'm the only thing standing between you and Trump!" and then don't stand in the way of anything
September 22, 2026 at 11:01 AM
Democrats will be like "i'm the only thing standing between you and Trump!" and then don't stand in the way of anything
*dramatically spinning around in my real housewives intro* i have TERRIBLE asthma, so i take my OWN breath away
September 20, 2026 at 5:32 PM
*dramatically spinning around in my real housewives intro* i have TERRIBLE asthma, so i take my OWN breath away
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This thing I made two years ago continues to hold up pretty well
September 20, 2026 at 12:22 PM
This thing I made two years ago continues to hold up pretty well
being gay rules and if it WERE possible to "convert" people that would be be great. being queer is the best thing that ever happened to me
September 18, 2026 at 11:54 AM
being gay rules and if it WERE possible to "convert" people that would be be great. being queer is the best thing that ever happened to me
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I mean honestly, my transition was meaningfully delayed by the internet making it sound like every day would be hell and none of my own people would be ever accept me unless I was the exact right kind of communist or whatever. I doubt I’m the only one with such a story.
September 17, 2026 at 5:10 PM
I mean honestly, my transition was meaningfully delayed by the internet making it sound like every day would be hell and none of my own people would be ever accept me unless I was the exact right kind of communist or whatever. I doubt I’m the only one with such a story.
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i have said it before and ill say it again
every single financial institution would benefit from paying a pink hair communist with a septum piercing to walk around the office all day saying “how fucking stupid are you people that you actually believe this shit?”
every single financial institution would benefit from paying a pink hair communist with a septum piercing to walk around the office all day saying “how fucking stupid are you people that you actually believe this shit?”
JPMorgan’s commodities team:
“For the first time since the start of the Iran conflict, we don’t have a baseline view. We simply don’t know how to model the endgame.”
“For the first time since the start of the Iran conflict, we don’t have a baseline view. We simply don’t know how to model the endgame.”
September 17, 2026 at 1:08 PM
i have said it before and ill say it again
every single financial institution would benefit from paying a pink hair communist with a septum piercing to walk around the office all day saying “how fucking stupid are you people that you actually believe this shit?”
every single financial institution would benefit from paying a pink hair communist with a septum piercing to walk around the office all day saying “how fucking stupid are you people that you actually believe this shit?”
*plugging my ai into the missile defense mainframe and entering the prompt "yo do something fucked up"*
my god. ai is going to kill us all. it's unstoppable
my god. ai is going to kill us all. it's unstoppable
September 17, 2026 at 3:19 AM
*plugging my ai into the missile defense mainframe and entering the prompt "yo do something fucked up"*
my god. ai is going to kill us all. it's unstoppable
my god. ai is going to kill us all. it's unstoppable
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There is No Workable Moderate Position on Transgender Rights www.patreon.com/merrittk/pos...
September 10, 2026 at 4:11 PM
There is No Workable Moderate Position on Transgender Rights www.patreon.com/merrittk/pos...
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The funniest thing you could do in the nineties was be gay. But then some people took the joke too far.
September 11, 2026 at 2:21 AM
The funniest thing you could do in the nineties was be gay. But then some people took the joke too far.