@thinkingbayonet.bsky.social
Not an official account of anything or anyone other than a guy who never learned when to shut his mouth.
You'll Never Walk Alone.
You'll Never Walk Alone.
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November 4, 2026 at 7:29 PM
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the doge guy who downloaded the Numident and Death Master Files from SSA onto his personal computer...
November 4, 2026 at 6:21 PM
the doge guy who downloaded the Numident and Death Master Files from SSA onto his personal computer...
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OutKast going up on Stone Mountain bitches
November 4, 2026 at 3:41 AM
OutKast going up on Stone Mountain bitches
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Is this petty of me? Yes, absolutely, but also this conspiracist social media thinking deserves to be mocked and ground in the dust
November 4, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Is this petty of me? Yes, absolutely, but also this conspiracist social media thinking deserves to be mocked and ground in the dust
Give Lina Khan a Mobile Suit. Give AOC Blackfyre. Give Nancy Lacore one of those Titan things. Give Peggy Flanagan a blowtorch and lead pipe. Give Stacy Abrams all of Elon Musk's money. Give Annie Andrews the Technodrome. Give Liz Warren Mjolnir. Give Ilhan Omar an X-Wing. Give Gina Hinojosa the inf
November 4, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Give Lina Khan a Mobile Suit. Give AOC Blackfyre. Give Nancy Lacore one of those Titan things. Give Peggy Flanagan a blowtorch and lead pipe. Give Stacy Abrams all of Elon Musk's money. Give Annie Andrews the Technodrome. Give Liz Warren Mjolnir. Give Ilhan Omar an X-Wing. Give Gina Hinojosa the inf
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y'all means all you transphobic pieces of shit
November 4, 2026 at 1:53 PM
y'all means all you transphobic pieces of shit
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If you’re a teacher who stayed up too late watching election results, let this guy help you today.
November 4, 2026 at 1:54 PM
If you’re a teacher who stayed up too late watching election results, let this guy help you today.
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hey so I've had this thing for like 12 hours, should I seek medical attention or what
[Pauses googling "how long call doctor schadenfreude-induced erection"]
Imaging twice rising to arguably the most powerful role in the history of the planet and still getting relentlessly booed by the city whose approval you have desperately craved for your entire life. Incredible, no notes. 👏👏
Imaging twice rising to arguably the most powerful role in the history of the planet and still getting relentlessly booed by the city whose approval you have desperately craved for your entire life. Incredible, no notes. 👏👏
November 4, 2026 at 1:48 PM
hey so I've had this thing for like 12 hours, should I seek medical attention or what
no YOU'RE libbing out and blasting the Hamilton soundtrack on the way to work
November 4, 2026 at 1:13 PM
no YOU'RE libbing out and blasting the Hamilton soundtrack on the way to work
ur boi is going cyclic. melting barrels. final protective fires with the like button
Pressing the Like Button
Alt: Pressing the Like Button
static.klipy.com
November 4, 2026 at 12:51 PM
ur boi is going cyclic. melting barrels. final protective fires with the like button
@bradduplessis.bsky.social has two years to get ready to be USD (P&R)
November 4, 2026 at 12:42 PM
@bradduplessis.bsky.social has two years to get ready to be USD (P&R)
Good Morning:)
November 4, 2026 at 12:14 PM
Good Morning:)
Good Morning :)
November 4, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Good Morning :)
Good Morning :)
November 4, 2026 at 11:57 AM
Good Morning :)
hey so...
Brazilian women are posting their tits on Twitter in celebration of the Lula win just fyi
Palpatine: I Love Democracy
Alt: Palpatine: I Love Democracy
static.klipy.com
November 4, 2026 at 5:51 AM
hey so...
Shout out to Cait Conley. Beat Lawler and Beat Navy.
November 4, 2026 at 5:27 AM
Shout out to Cait Conley. Beat Lawler and Beat Navy.
Derrick Van Orden lmao
November 4, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Derrick Van Orden lmao
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America very much remains worth fighting for.
November 4, 2026 at 4:23 AM
America very much remains worth fighting for.
God willing there will soon be a TLAM special delivery for Vladimir Putin.
Ukraine will be victorious
Ukraine will be victorious
November 4, 2026 at 4:09 AM
God willing there will soon be a TLAM special delivery for Vladimir Putin.
Ukraine will be victorious
Ukraine will be victorious
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oh my god. i am feeling millennial optimism rn. i am stomp clap hey-ing like holy shit
November 4, 2026 at 3:08 AM
oh my god. i am feeling millennial optimism rn. i am stomp clap hey-ing like holy shit
Just idly musing here but if there are sufficient numbers to impeach and convict a cabinet secretary - SECWAR, as a totally random example - then there are enough votes to expel that former Cabinet secretary from the Senate if they are appointed by the Governor of Tennessee (hypothetically)
November 4, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Just idly musing here but if there are sufficient numbers to impeach and convict a cabinet secretary - SECWAR, as a totally random example - then there are enough votes to expel that former Cabinet secretary from the Senate if they are appointed by the Governor of Tennessee (hypothetically)
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I’m on the dance floor at Talarico HQ enforcing the “no grinding” rule
November 4, 2026 at 2:02 AM
I’m on the dance floor at Talarico HQ enforcing the “no grinding” rule
my drug of choice is spite and I am falling off the fucking wagon tonight my friends
November 4, 2026 at 2:05 AM
my drug of choice is spite and I am falling off the fucking wagon tonight my friends
free phd dissertation topic here for anyone who wants it
November 4, 2026 at 1:44 AM
free phd dissertation topic here for anyone who wants it