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thinkingbayonet.bsky.social
@thinkingbayonet.bsky.social
Not an official account of anything or anyone other than a guy who never learned when to shut his mouth.

You'll Never Walk Alone.
Pinned
hell yeah brother
this is a cursed poast
We are at DORTCON 1, over at the bad place he and his psycho internet girlfriend ami are crashing out defending the honor of noted spouse abuser sean parnell and adam is threatening to murder people who disagree with him, very cool and normal behavior
September 19, 2026 at 12:25 AM
*me, on insta at work, messaging my kid, who is at school*
September 18, 2026 at 3:07 PM
20 y/o me would be disappointed for sure, but on the other hand 20 y/o me was a fucking moron and I am very happy with how things have shaken out thus far
Would 20 y/o you be impressed or disappointed by you today?
September 18, 2026 at 1:58 PM
yeah well marshall mcluhan said that the medium is the message, so go ahead and jot that down
Excellent post.

Cum. Is. Not. Social. Media.
September 18, 2026 at 11:58 AM
My wife's grandmother is 94 years old and a polio survivor. Her quality of life was materially decreased by loss of mobility and chronic pain in her legs.

Increasing the likelihood that others will suffer as she has is just criminal
“On Thursday, Mr. Gorton said that “the success of the polio vaccine was a massive medical fraud” and that widespread vaccination was a “public health disaster.” He received a standing ovation…

Mr. Kennedy spoke next, linking arms with the group even as measles cases continue to rise”
RFK Jr. Assures Vaccine Skeptics They Have a ‘Friend at the White House’
The health secretary spoke at a conference featuring misinformation about vaccines, including a claim that the success of the polio vaccines was a “fraud.”
www.nytimes.com
September 18, 2026 at 11:43 AM
Reposted
dudes rock
September 17, 2026 at 12:46 AM
you ever think about how you're an extremely complex and occasionally horny pattern recognition machine replete with weird coding errors that must nevertheless fight for survival against entropy, unpredictable emergent phenomena, and adversarial agents in an unknowable universe

Yeah me neither
September 17, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Folks, this Aella — not good, not good at all. Draws Sankey charts nobody asked for, maybe the only person on the planet who could make a reverse gangbang unappealing. Not very effective altruism, is it folks. "came in a fluffer," can you believe these people? Overrated. Total disaster, honestly.
September 17, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Reposted
It lives! A huge thank you to the friends and colleagues who helped refine this, and who have been arguing with me about the core premise for years now. Thank you also to the LC editorial staff for giving this a venue and for a smooth and very positive editing process. What a treat to write for.
“Russian strategists threaten civilian economic and cultural sites with the aim of brutalizing European populations into surrender. Russian targeting of churches and hospitals in Ukraine with dual-capable missiles is meant to foreshadow a similar fate for NATO populations.”
Nuclear Arms and the New Free World
The free world no longer has the luxury of regarding nuclear deterrence like a snow globe on a shelf.
www.liberalcurrents.com
September 16, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Maybe I am too online
I know it smells crazy in there
September 16, 2026 at 1:18 AM
BREAKING: Olaf the Russian metalhead will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
September 16, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Not even analytics, just data visualization really
take the billionaires out of this picture and she is just someone who likes to publicly run analytics on her gangbang data. which is certainly not "normal" in the conventional sense but at least the threat to democracy is significantly reduced
September 15, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Honestly not sure which option is less likely: explaining Aella and her rationalist gangbang posse to normies without sounding clinically insane, or just taxing tech billionaires out of existence so that we don't need to explain Aella and her rationalist gangbang posse to normies
I know it may seem cruel, but it is time: the normies have to be told about Aella, before it’s too late for democracy.

I wish I was making a joke.
September 15, 2026 at 11:27 PM
not sure there is anything better than a crisp autumn sunrise

unfortunately I fucking hate getting up early
September 15, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Might need another wellness check on Colby
Trump excuses Xi for helping Iran kill US troops 👇

Q: On the topic of Xi, we recently reported Chinese entities may have provided Iranians w/ satellite imagery of airbases in Jordan--

TRUMP: He's behaved reasonably well. When they say China spies on us, I say, you're right, and we spy on them too.
September 15, 2026 at 1:14 AM
honestly this might be worse
tanned, ready, rested
September 14, 2026 at 11:31 PM
crazy shit going on in Saudi Arabia, eh? oil pipelines getting blown up, directly impacting the global economy...wild stuff

good thing we have an career diplomat with decades of experience in the kingdom as our new nominee for US ambassador to Saudi Arabia! wouldn't want to underplay this one
September 14, 2026 at 11:19 PM
An OTPHJ reference and Me First and the Gimme Gimmes on the soundtrack? I'm 100% in

youtu.be/9mG45iSCRVw?...
TINY FUGITIVES Official Trailer (2026) Johnny Knoxville, Comedy Movie [4K]
YouTube video by Trailer Feed
youtu.be
September 14, 2026 at 5:06 PM
In case you thought I was lying
September 14, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Shout out to the very pretty Asian lady with sleeve tattoos driving a pink convertible M8 with "Chun Li" vanity plates who passed me on my way into work

Aa someone who prefers not to be perceived, I think she night be my polar opposite
September 14, 2026 at 2:24 PM
This is how you end up getting R9X'd in your backyard
"We even added a heated system, you know what I mean"

Absolutely incredible
September 14, 2026 at 3:09 AM
To sum it up, youth sports are for learning and growing as a person, on and off the pitch. And, most importantly, for having fun.

We have an entire infrastructure - a multi-billion dollar industry - that has completely forgotten these fundamental truths
I agree 100%

I think the clubs are taking advantage of parents who are in turn more focused on their kids' team as a status symbol than whether their kid is a) having fun, b) learning life lessons, and c) developing as a player and person

It's a damn shame
September 14, 2026 at 1:35 AM
A friend of mine moved his 4th grader from our 1st team to the 4th team at a MegaClub. Her team played right before my son's team today - the coach didn't even know the girls' names. "Number 11, you need to track back" etc. Frankly he was being a dick to a bunch of 9-10yo girls. Truly bizarre
What I truly don't understand is the parents whose kids play for the 6th team in a given age group at massive clubs - they never get attention, the coaches change every week, they never move up to the first team - yet they still pay a ton of money just so their kid can say they played for MegaClub™
Normally I try not to tell people how to parents but after 8 soccer games this weekend (including 2 reffed by my oldest) I would like to share my testimony as a veteran soccer parent:

More often than not, that ECNL/MLS Next/N1L badge on your kid's kit does. not. matter.
September 14, 2026 at 12:53 AM
What I truly don't understand is the parents whose kids play for the 6th team in a given age group at massive clubs - they never get attention, the coaches change every week, they never move up to the first team - yet they still pay a ton of money just so their kid can say they played for MegaClub™
Normally I try not to tell people how to parents but after 8 soccer games this weekend (including 2 reffed by my oldest) I would like to share my testimony as a veteran soccer parent:

More often than not, that ECNL/MLS Next/N1L badge on your kid's kit does. not. matter.
September 14, 2026 at 12:34 AM
youth soccer is going to be the absolute death of me
September 13, 2026 at 11:12 PM