Al
thirtyt.bsky.social
Al
@thirtyt.bsky.social
My pronouns are Jessica/Fletcher
Chartreuse Maplin
Sarcoline Virgin-Megastore
August 29, 2026 at 12:55 PM
After the rain it really feels more autumny
August 19, 2026 at 8:49 PM
So far today I've had all the 387s:
Ex-Gatwick Express
Ex-South Eastern
Ex- GWR
Southern
August 2, 2026 at 3:32 PM
What a view to a... chilled room
July 22, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Stalking @sqquelch.bsky.social tonight 👀
July 22, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Being spoiled in a Travelodge.

Sorry, boiled in a Travelodge 🥵
July 11, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Bless her heart 💔
July 10, 2026 at 9:53 PM
I'm even sweaty between my fingers 😬🙄
July 9, 2026 at 9:35 PM
It got up to 29°C in the office this afternoon, everywhere on me was greasy, even my fingertips.

I come home and my bedroom is a balmy 34°C 🥵
July 9, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Air drying on a towel on the bed after an afternoon in the garden with a breeze coming through the window.
The evening sunlight has never made me look more ginger <down there> 👀
July 5, 2026 at 6:54 PM
What station is this, Buddleia Salterton?
June 28, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Practicing gratitude as I walk through the standard class carriages on the way to the shop on this Pendolino
June 28, 2026 at 11:24 AM
Oooh the merest of breezes coming through the bedroom window. Sadly it's already 33°C in here so having little effect
June 24, 2026 at 2:53 PM
drop an album that was important to you when you were 19
May 30, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Four minutes into a rewatch of Sliding Doors and 90s office culture grates in its awfulness
May 29, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Well, that's The Madalorian and Grogu done and dusted before 11am
May 23, 2026 at 10:00 AM
When you realise you could move into a retirement apartment in less than five years 😬
May 20, 2026 at 9:21 PM
But do I have a princess premier package? 🤔
May 14, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Reposted by Al
“Hey mister, what you doing?”
“Creating a fine spray of water in the form of very small drops floating in the air"
May 14, 2026 at 3:14 PM
It's giving off some Croydon Debenhams in the 90s vibes
May 9, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Today's new phrase of the day has been...

Lavender marriages
May 4, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Man in the mirror
May 3, 2026 at 8:56 AM
Please note that we do not remove cysts from intimate areas.

🤔🫣
April 27, 2026 at 8:36 PM
To Londres avec lunettes
April 26, 2026 at 11:37 AM
A long day finishing off a long week. I had to eat half my emotional support Bounty Bar to make it through the afternoon
April 24, 2026 at 7:42 PM