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Overeducated liberal chef. Low tolerance for hate and ignorance. Perpetual hornball. Trying to be more accepting of myself. Peach State. 46. Burgeoning Orc Bear.
Friday was tough for me. I haven't discussed it here but I was six blocks south of the WTC, straight down the West Side Highway as part of the construction team building the BPC Ritz Carlton. I was 23, and hadn't lived in NYC for a full year. I had been at Decadence the week before.
September 14, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Happy Fat Cock Friday, everyone!

#fcf #bear
August 29, 2026 at 1:28 AM
For once I have a pic for tummy Tuesday
#tummytuesday #bear
August 25, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Here's a sneaky softy pic for you as a treat...

#bear #softcock #hairychest #bullballs
August 20, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Alright, this probably the best pic of me in a long ass time. Sadly all by myself... except for my beer.

#bear #shirtless #chesthair
August 20, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Not having the greatest day. Lost my job yesterday. Nothing dramatic, I'm just expensive and the restaurant is going through some financial struggles. Still fucking sucks, especially when I just saw a position that was perfect a few days ago but it's gone. Still have the pool I guess
August 8, 2026 at 10:52 PM
I don't watch live tv often, but I just saw a commercial featuring William Shatner as "Will Shat". Then they proclaimed, "Look, Will Shat on a car!"
Really?
July 20, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Saw Bosco's "The Marvelous Miss Gender" show tonight in Atlanta. It was fantastic. I think she used up all the rhinestones in the PNW. If she's coming to your area, I would recommend you checking it out
July 19, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Just another pool shoot. Will be in Atlanta this weekend. On the rare chance anyone would like to meet for a drink, feel free to slide into my DMs.
July 18, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Funny how conservatives are turning choking to death on a giant cock into "a short illness". Enjoy hell, Lady G!
July 12, 2026 at 3:56 PM
#mcm The Pool Series continues, now in grey scale!
June 15, 2026 at 7:51 PM
In the pool. Have worked the last seven days. Won't be off till Tuesday (Hush, Hush!). Anyway, the water is still cold so I need someone to warm up in...
June 7, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Here's a little #FCF for you all as it's been far too long...
June 5, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Enjoying an evening cocktail by the pool. Now I just need some tail on my cock and I'll be having a great evening
May 30, 2026 at 11:38 PM
I'm at the nail salon getting a pedicure and I got cruised this younger guy that came in with his mom and sisters. Mom is talking, turns out he's 15. Sorry son, it's not happening. Look me up in ten years...
May 21, 2026 at 7:16 PM
I think the pool cat has imprinted. I came home and she was waiting outside my place...
May 17, 2026 at 12:53 AM
I made biscuits for a party last week. I was very proud how nice and flaky they came out.
May 12, 2026 at 11:02 PM
And now I made a fren at the pool...
April 24, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Water might still be a bit cold...
April 24, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Excuse the missed hair but first pool day of 2026!
April 24, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Some pics from tonight's concert
April 22, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Headed to see Cupcakke in concert...
April 22, 2026 at 12:05 AM
I don't know about anyone else, but I was full of existential dread that our fuck puppet leader was going to start WW3. Thankfully it hasn't happened...yet.
April 8, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Way to go MAHA!
April 6, 2026 at 11:39 PM
I'm at the dentist rn, and there's some boomer lady listening to r&b at pretty much full volume jam out to it. Looks like somebody's grandma...
March 30, 2026 at 5:52 PM